I am not a professional musician.  I make this all at home on a couple computers.
I do not have any pressed, mass-produced cd's to sell or send to you.
However, I do own all copyrights, and I frequently give out my personal burned copies with my hand-drawn artwork.
Not that the discs look great.  I do what I can with a sharpie.
All you hear is made with samples, guitars, loops, effects, and even random glitches that turn out to work well with it.
Because of this, you will never hear any of this live.  Except a few of the rock tunes, if a band ever wants to work on songs.
(As long as they don't steal amps...)
Your mother is my groupie.
If there were a market for this music, I'd like to someday find it and see how I fare against the pro's.
This is NOT dance music.  If you can imagine any song of mine on "Dance Dance Revolution," let me know so I may execute it in a fashion befitting an internment camp prisoner.
The only musicians I would compare myself to are Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails), Josh Wink (Wink), Richard James (Aphex Twin), and Moby.  They are surely exponentially more amazing and talented than I will ever be, but I make music the same way and in the same vein as they do.  Except without the studio and cool gadgets.
It's all software.
Except the guitar.

Don't let my honesty ruin your image of this music, it's made to sound the way it does for a reason.
Thank you for listening.