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They say you can do anything in bed provided this pleases both partners. Exception to the rule is the so called pernicious habits. They please nobody or almost nobody.
Sex in socks
In some countries socks are considered a terrible insult. Perhaps this habit is more peculiar to men with beer bellies preventing them from seeing these unlucky forgotten socks.
Passion marks
Blue marks on your neck bring nothing but troubles. Wives/husbands start suspecting adultery and make jealousy blows. Your boss no longer believes that you're late because you were helping a granny across the road. Your friends never miss the opportunity to make malicious remarks: "Dog again?! Or burnt by iron?!"
Laughing
Well, indeed, who will like when at the most crucial moment your partner starts laughing? Sight of a laughing nude woman isn't for nervous people at all!
Throwing used condoms out of the window
What do we have under our windows? - Green plantations. And here it's swinging in the wind and you are going out of your home and notice it. And you feel uneasy and you think: "Old people and children will go out and it's dangling exactly across the second floor window, such a white…»
Look aside during sex
E.g., watch TV: some ladies manage to do it during oral sex. Such girls should be read a lecture on overstrain of orbicular eye muscles and consequently vision deterioration.
Drunk sex
To relieve stress we sometimes hit the bottle. And afterwards we are ready for any feats including sexual. Men in such a condition have to solve three problems: how to start, how to end and how to get into the right hollow.
Moreover things that should help become your prime enemies: lubricant strives to stain clean bed-sheet, condoms tear and scatter in all possible directions.
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