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hmmmmmmm.......i THINK i ....hhhmmm......sooo i suited up for halloween....ahhhhhhhhhh......i STINK i..........HMMMMMMMM(joe voltage doesnt play tricks (((NAD and DNA))))ZAPPPPPP.....AHHHHHHH[THTAtsWHY JOE VOLTAGE GETS TREATED SOURLY.........(((((BUT JOE VOLTAGE PUCKERS NOT..JOE VOLATGE IS NOT A SUCKER....ZAPPPPP SPARKS FLYING...RAISES FIST INTO AIR.....A SHOUT IS HEARD EMITING FROM THE OPEN MOUTH OF THIS E;ECTRIC MIGHT OF COLORS''''''''''''''''''''HAND AND FIST SQUEALING LIKE THE TIRES OF THE VOLTAGE CARRIAGE ROUNDING A BEND OUT OF THE LOT AT WORK......THE SOUND ZAPPPP   THE WORDS FRIGHTNING LIKE LIGHTNING....SPARKS EMIT AND ZAPPS ARE ABOUND...)))))).....HMMMMMM... FOR HALLOWEEN I WAS ..invisable.............not seen nor heard nor licked......the world  hmmmmmmmmmmmm may never lick me..........(((((ONE SWIPE OF THE TONGUE OF A MORTAL MAN{{{{ACROS THE SKIN OF THE MIGHTY VOLTAGE)))))WILL SEND A TRILLION SHARP AND TINGLY VOLTS INTO STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO DEFEAT JOE ))))))))HMMMM....ONLY A FAIR MAIDEN MAY TASTE THE MOUTH OF JOE VOLTAGE AND SURVIVE.........AND HER HEART ONLY TO BE SATISFIED WITH A GENTLE JUMP-START ONLY  3 VOLTS}}}}}}}}}}}}}..ahhhhhhhh........invisable ....invincable...........toodle doodle.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!call me sugar..............pixie sticks are my fave.)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))ahhhhhh...super heros........even....like to be unseen sometimes...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm----yeah}}]]]]]]]}}}}}ZAPPZAPPZPAAPZPAZPAPZPAPZPAPZPAPZZAPPPPPPPPPP.....

soooooooooo.....uhmmmmmm.I.uh.... called into work sick today... and uhhhhh... and ...... I woke up ....and....ummm...this morning..... I uhhmnnn.... I don't think Robert Christmas was uhhhhhh.... feeling very well....hmmmnnnnn (joe voltage thunders, zapp!) uhmmmmm..... so I didn't call in sick because... uhhhhhmmm, welllll..... um... I was sick, but uhhmnnn ahhhh..... cause Robert Christmas was.... uhhhh.... acting funny..... (joe Voltage teleports around the world 50 times, and looks at all the pills that people take, zapp!!!) Well,,,,......hmnmnmm... I was uhhh... well.... putting on my haaaaaaaaaa..... sock and Robert Christmas was...uhmmnmnnnn... playing with my... uhhmm... hehhehehehee hahaha heeeeeeeeeeeeee.... shoelace.... and hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... I noticed his uhhmmmm... breath smelled funny... and......I was like...hmmmmmnnnn (joe voltage glares at Robert Christmas, who BY THE WAY is still in "time out box"...zapp!!!!) "Hey,umm... Robert Christmas are you A OKAY!!!!!!!" and, ahhhh...... he was just playing with the lace and wouldn't look at me, so I uhhmmmm... said that joke that makes him go: MEEEAAAAAW!!! The one about...hmmnn.. ahhmm... "YOu ccan tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish" hahammsahjahahaha, but he... hahahfjaa, just was weird.....soooooooo..... I had to stay home because I ...well, hamanamnmmmm, couldn't go to work if...you know...hmnnn.... he was sick.... but it turned out, ahhhhh... he was just ahehehehehheeeeehehehee, just ahhhh.....upset because iwas uhhhmmmm....... was giving Canada more attention because...ahhmmmmmm because Canada was having his Nueteredversary...... ahhmmmm... and, well.... (joe voltage zapp!!!!!!! zapp!!!! zap!!!!) I guess Robert felt left out...soooouhhhhhh...hmmmnn, I pettted him today, but then... hrrrrr...uihmmm.. Canada got sad..... but before I could pet Canada....ahhhhhmmmm.. Robert Christmas bite him.... so hmmnn...... Mom told me to put him in TIme out box... and uhmmm..... he'sreally mad, ahhh..... and, uhhhh.... I just hmm.... was wondering if any of you know cats and... could uhh.....hmmmnnnn. help me fix everything.... ahhhh.....but, uhmmmm.... i think it MIGHT BE a phase but, uhmmmmm... I only want SERIOUS catologists responding....hmmnnnnn...