Tyler says, "old people are cool...at least the ones in bands."

What the hell happened?  When did I get old?

…on love:

"As for the falling in love thing, why don't you break a couple of your fingers with a hammer, it might feel better."

…nature of man:

"Nature programmed us to value desire for the female form above all else. If we had to choose between food or sex with desirable partners we would gladly starve to death. That is how fucked up our gender is. Thanks god. What a great fucking joke. You really got us with that one."

"Take it slow brother, be humble and manly, and assure yourself you deserve the things you want...can she make a decent gravy?"