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Saturday, February 14, 2009 


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Sunday, December 28, 2008 

 


Comedy Castle 248-542-9900 for reservations...

 


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Sunday, December 14, 2008 

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Comedy Business Seminar.
Hey everyone if you do Stand Up and want to make more money next year check this out. Jeff is the guy that got me my first gig and was super nice when I started. He is a super Corp. act/guy who makes great coin and is willing to share the info for $50.


It's on the 21st Starting at 7:00 It's $40 in advance for more info go to www. jeffhobson. com Click on Magic shop...



I'll be there so see you there.


Mike Green
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008 

Hey wanna keep abreast (Ha I said a breast). of where I am and what I'm doing? (Stalker) Well now it's easy just Opt in to the App. below and I will text you when I am in your area. I will only send one text and you will only be notified of shows in your area Go To: http://www.broadtexter.com/funny

 

Thanks Mike

 

Friday, October 03, 2008 

Well it's that time of year again when I get around to actually putting my dates up on the web-site.  I have accepted an offer from Giggles Comedy Pub to Headline New Years Eve 2009.  As you may have already noticed I will be working at Mark Ridleys Comedy Castle this New Years Eve. 

I think that I want to create a video blog.  I am way funnier on video than in text!  Ha Ha LoL see not so funny.  I also just broke my rule about using LoL.  I hate LoL it is silly and I hated when it was new and everyone who used it thought they were Bill Gates cuz they knew Hip internet Lingo.   PLEASE STOP WITH THE LOLs.  Oh sorry for yelling.  What if I wasn't yelling what if my cap lock was on and I didn't know it.  I'm also kinda sick of the bad name that sex predators have given Myspace eg.  I give out my Myspace address on stage and people go no don't you'll get raped.  YOU CAN'T GET RAPED ON-LINE YOU HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE (Sorry cap lock again).  I've never been on-line and had someone say I'm gonna double click you weather you want me to or not.

 

This week I am doing a run thru Wisconsin that ends Satuday night in Duluth MN.  Had ablast at the new Germantown/ now Brookfield WI. room and worked with a super funny cat the other night in Eau Claire WI. named Paul Strickland from Nashville you should check him out if you have a chance.

 

MIKE GREEN (darn cap lock)!

 

Here is the web address for the shows that I am doing in PA.  Next week.

http://www.theriverplex.com/sf/Bar.asp

 

 

 

Friday, June 27, 2008 
Hello Everyone,

As you know, BE FUNNY premieres this Saturday at 9pm as part of the Detroit Windsor
International Film Festival (www.DWIFF.org). If you plan to attend please
let me know as soon as possible so I can have tickets waiting for you and your guest
at Will Call. Some of you already have and the tickets will be under my name. If you
know people who are attending make sure they mention that they are from Second City or
to use the password "second" when ordering on-line to ensure they'll get the $5 discount
rate, instead of the normal $8 rate (every dollar counts these days).

Whether you're planning on attending or not (I know the film fest announcement is rather
last minute and I've already got confirmations that some of the cast cannot attend due to
previous commitments) it is extremely important to at least help get the word out
because the only way a small film like ours gets to another or bigger film festival
is by creating "buzz" amongst the close knit film festival community by selling out
the venue or by winning awards--bigger, more enthusiastic crowds give better odds at
winning the all important audience awards. If we don't make it into the bigger, more
respected film festivals Be Funny will not get distributed and everyone's hard work and
talent won't be seen by large audiences.

We need you to please help us spread the word on this screening via e-mail, your
websites, myspace, facebook, blogs, calling friends and family, etc. If you need
marketing material such as a trailer, poster, flyer, websites, press release, etc. feel
free to contact us at anytime and see the links below.

Thanks in advance and hope to see you all there!

Sincerely,
Denver Rochon
(and Denn Pietro)


WHATANTICS WEBSITE /
http://www.whatantics.com

BE FUNNY WEBSITE
http://www.myspace.com/befunnymovie

BE FUNNY trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQyKc03JGwg

BE FUNNY festival page
http://www.dwiff.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=160&Itemid=98

FREEZER GEEZERS WEBSITE /
http://www. FreezerGeezers.com

FREEZER GEEZERS trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGnmmCrz5xA

FREEZER GEEZERS festival page
http://www.dwiff.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=154&Itemid=98

Friday, June 27, 2008 
hi,

this email doesn't apply to all, but the core of promoting our film does. Thanks for putting up with me in advance!

look, I know you're all very busy and I know how hard it is to juggle priorities such as getting back to people and what not... Call me guilty, but we need each of you to help us get the word out about the official premiere of OUR film, BE FUNNY.

Denver has tried making contact with each of you and had a lot of trouble getting a response. Most of you haven't given him the courtesy of a response or if you have, it took many atte.pts.

BE FUNNY premieres this Saturday @ 9pm as part of the detroit windsor international film festival. This IS important because the only way a film gets to anotther or bigger film festival is by filling seats and winning awards... At least an audience award. This film will NOT get distributed unless it makes it into bigger film festivals.

we need you to please help us spread the word on this film. There are many ways to do, it just takes a little effort. You can at least email people on your comedy and/or family email lists. You can put up the poster AND TRAILER ON YOur myspace and websites. You could post a blog about the film. You could send out a myspace event or news. You could help hang up flyers. There are many things u can do and responding to Denver that you're at least going to be there is a great and respectful start.

Denver is the lead of this project between us and I handle our other film (showing friday @9pm) freezer geezers. He works nonstop and is a machine. he is constantly working to make this film a success and you in the process through this film.

I am writing because i'm not parrticularly happy that denver has to beg you to show up and pay for tix for you and a guest to get u to go... Or reply! We even tried setting up a / Q&A after the film but we got NO responses back from you to make it worth while for the audience. They wouldn't want to hear from just us!

Denver and I have gone out of our way to record stuff knowing it wasn't for the film, extra tapings, edited stuff and made dvds for some of you. Some of u have our footage on your websites or myspace but can't even promote the film by saying footage provided by or from be funny or whatever.

please don't give up on this film and if you honestly don't care for it, please let us know. This film desperately needs your help to fill seats. I don't care if you don't respect me, but please show some to denver and most certainly to the film you're a part of.

Below are links to trailers or to the be funny page on the festival website. The poster can be emailed to you by denver... He even has one with the date & time of the showing at top. Please, again, help this film find success.

If u need anything to help prommote BE FUNNY, please contact denver and he will gladly send you whatever u need.

(note: denver will be making another trailer once things slow down a bit. He will send that to u in a couple weeks)

-----Original Message-----

From: Denn Pietro
Subj:
Date: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:13 pm
Size: 1K
To: GiantPlayground@aol.com



WHATANTICS WEBSITE /
http://www. whatantics.com

FREEZER GEEZERS WEBSITE /
http://www. FreezerGeezers.com

FREEZER GEEZERS trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGnmmCrz5xA

FREEZER GEEZERS festival page
http://www.dwiff.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=154&Itemid=98

BE FUNNY trailer
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=pQyKc03JGwg

BE FUNNY festival page
http://www.dwiff.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=160&Itemid=98

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Friday, June 13, 2008 

Stand-up CDs - Mike Green - Burnt

Burnt
Burnt
Mike Green
Stand-up Comedy CD
bseenmedia 2008
56 minutes
www.oreoman.com

Burnt, Mike Green 's stand-up comedy CD has so many original routines it is almost intimidating. This includes the books on tape bit. I really liked it when on 10,000 Laughs, the Boston Comedy Fest compilation. In fact, the books on tape bit is almost told twice but that is another funny story.

Aside from the odd tag line like "Here's your sign" there are very few comics who have material that is immediately recognizable as unique. Mike Green has at least two on this CD. The other one, and also a favorite to the point I quote it to a few people --and actually get a laugh (a minor miracle indeed)- is the routine about the sound of sirens: you will not be able to hear an ambulance or a fire truck without also hearing this bit.

Also original is this comedian's take on the Middle East; the relationship between picking up girls and baseball; what mascara The Shining and Silence of the Lambs have in common; women's eyelashes, and, believe it or not, the weather. The scary thing is I am probably forgetting to mention a couple of them.

He also has a great talent for audience interaction. His wrestling a computer geek is a great bit of improv with some solid puns. Burnt ends on a high note with an audience participation joke the comic set-up early on in the show when an audience member left the room for a minute.

Just to be difficult: Green and Burnt are not perfect. My preview copy had pauses between the tracks. The stand-up comic uses "bad language" when the material absolutely does not need that crutch. He also repeats his Steven Tyler sound a couple of times too many. Totally useless is the last track "Comedy Mix" one of those stupid add-on studio mix bits.

Sunday, January 27, 2008 

It's that time of the week again Blog time.  First order of business is Oreoman.Com I have added 4 buttons that act as links to a pod cast that I was on last week called the Corey and Joel Radio Show the link is below: http://www.coreyandjoelradio.com/archives/2008/01/corey_and_joel_158.html

You can also see an interview I did on Fox 2 Detroit: http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessi..737AE557D5B51F68874A03035AE718F4?c..4042940&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1

The Detroit Free Press article I spoke about in my last Blog: http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008801200533

I also added a button that leads to this Blog.

Secondly what's new on Myspace I edited and added a video of a show I did in Las Vegas I published the 2 bits I am asked about most often the Aerosmith bit and the Weather piece you can check it out @ http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2088003946

Oh! and I added a slide show from the Detroit Comedy Festival the captions aren't visible right now I'm not sure why but I will do my best to rectify it.

Lastly this weekend I worked at a two night fund raiser in Upper Sandusky OH for Wyandot hospital. Of course I had to answer the usual questions about my allegiance to the Wolverines of  Michigan University.  That is just something you have to go threw if you work down here.

Another thing I have come to learn is this:  after years of doing this one of the few constants is if you perform in a small town they always tend to be super receptive I think it's because they don't get to see a lot of entertainment.  They don't have a comedy club the only comedy they see is on T.V. this group was awesome both nights laughing in all the right spots executing the Monkey joke to perfection and after both shows I met some of the nicest friendliest people.  One woman even brought me cake tonight because she felt bad about me sitting in my hotel room (a suite with a hot tub, two rooms and a kitchen).  The doctor who hosted the show (KK Solacoff) both nights was funny and very nice he had me over his house with a few couples after the show last night and they had some food and we laughed and goofed around till like 1:00 am, The young lady who was my contact Rene' Sherman was so on the ball it was really cool to see them make a bunch of money for a great cause and I think a good time was had by all.

Mike Green

 

 

Monday, January 21, 2008 

Last night was the opening night of the Detroit International Comedy Festival and a fun night it was. It was a night of headlining comics from the Detroit area and I headlined the show. It was great working and hanging out with my friends. As headliners we're seldom booked at the same time in the same place. Before the show I made sure to take some pictures and videos while I mingled. I had a chance to sit down with Corey and Joel, two local stand-up comics who have created a pod cast with great success. I will post a link to that interview as soon as it becomes available.

During my set I did my two newest jokes I'm working on up front. (At the beginning of me set) They got laughs but still need work. I look forward to working them out.

Afterward, I was able to see my cousins Renee, Dave, Patty and Jessica. They braved the cold to come out and laugh their ICE OFF! (that is the festival's theme) All in all, it was a very enjoyable night.

Now, I must move on to the article that was in the Detroit Free Press Sunday morning. They say that there is no such thing as bad press. I have to keep reminding myself of that. I only had an issue with one specific line in the article.  I felt it was a back handed compliment, minus the compliment. Here it is:

"Green's material isn't groundbreaking, but his observational delivery and on-stage exuberance make it work. He rarely seems cynical or angry." Detroit Free Press by Erin Podolsky

My premises are not ground breaking. That's merely one location of where the originality, or 'groundbreaking' material can exist. I use very common premises like drinking and driving, buying tampons, differences between men and women, etc. Another location for the 'groundbreaking' material is the punch line, or the joke and my jokes, my punch lines are at least unique. For her to say it isn't ground breaking is to not understand the format of the entertainment you're reporting on and it really got under my skin. Can you tell?  My delivery may not be angry but my Blogs are.

As I tend to do when I have something bothering me, like this one line in the article, I ran the issue by some people in my life I respect. (Thankfully), most of them felt I was being petty. So maybe that's true and I'll have to accept it but I also felt that this one line was a slight on the entire Detroit comic scene. In one breathe I'm being touted as the funniest comic you've never heard of from Detroit and in the next it's being stated that I'm not groundbreaking. What is that saying about my contemporaries?

One more thing and I'll let this go forever because that's how I deal with things.  There is a thought in this industry that I have had to battle for years that you can't get famous in this business if you don't live in N.Y. or L.A.  Maybe it is true and maybe that's because we can't even get the proper respect from our local media. This was supposed to be a simple story about the First Annual Detroit Comedy Festival not a review of my act. Lastly, make no mistake, had she given me a usable quote I would be splashing it on every web page I have. In fairness, I will be linking it to my website so you can read it there. If I am being petty, you can let me know here.  I just felt that her statement didn't serve the story at all.

M.G.