Well, it was little'uns birthday today, so I went over to my old place to see her and give a few pressies over. It started well, and we were having fun.BUT, then, lil monkey went to her room and me and ex started talking money and stuff. She didn't realise that although I have been sent packing, and she is still staying at the house, that she would have to buy me out of my half of the place. I think this is fair enough seeing as I have paid the mortgage for the past six years. It is in both our names but the deal was I paid the mortgage, insurances and bills, she paid for shopping, childcare and (at first) petrol. She thought she would only have to give me money as and when (and even if) she sold the place. Now there is a load of panic, on both parts, as to how much she can afford. I, obviously am panicking as I am living at mum and dads at the age of 31, and need to be able to buy a new place for myself. She, on the other hand is panicking because she can only just afford things as they are at the momnet. I don't want to see my daughter (or even my ex) suffer in anyway, BUT I do have to have my own place. I don't really want to spend twice as much on rent as I would on a mortgage but I can't see any other way at the moment. What I really need is to either win the lottery, become Elton Johns bit on the side or suddenly be spotted driving fast (and skillfully) and be signed up by Ferrari to drive next seasons car.

 On another note, I have treated myself to an X-Box 360, and a nice long network cable so I can get it online and stuff. Have spent most of the Christmas break either playing games or watching DVD's. It has been quite boring without having Little'un terrorising me and going for freezing trips to the park and stuff. Missus (ex) and me have also arranged that I can have monster one night a week (overnight) and every other weekend. Should work out ok, but now I worry that if I end up having to move further out into Kent where there is cheaper housing, it could become awkward having Little'un staying over during the week. That would just upset us both if I had to turn around and say 'Sorry sweetheart, but you can't stay at daddy's on a schoolnight anymore'.

Sometimes life really sucks.

Well hello there. I know there is not many on my friends list at the moment, but those of you with keen eye sight will have noticed that my marital status has now turned to single. That's right peeps, me and the missus are no more. I am alright about that part of it as it was expected. I won't go into all the details, but basically we just drifted apart. It is a bit of a wrench not seeing little'un (my princess) everyday, but I'm sure it will get better with time. For those of you that followed my other site (link under my profile pic) you will be pleased to know that I will be updating it a bit more regulary again soon, and hopefully keeping the same vein of nonsense and idiocy that has become expected of it. This site however, is going to be my diary (if I can be arsed). Might aswell get started then so here we go;

Split from wife just over a week ago and moved back into my parents house. Feels a bit srange living with mummy and daddy again as I am 31 years old. I am in their old bedroom and they are in the bigger bedroom that my older brother and myself used to share. that is another weirdity, sleeping in what has always been my parents room. It is in need of decorating as all the wallpaper and carpets have been stripped out. I have a tv/dvd combo, a video player and I treated myself to a digital box and x-box 360.  Most of my clothes are still in suitcases apart froma select few, which have been moved to a kids wardrobe that was destined for little'uns sleeping over room. I am quite lucky as there is no nastyness between me and the ex (oh dear, another weirdity) and am still having plenty of contact with little'un. She is a bit confused though, and isn't too sure why daddy isn't at home. It doesn't seem to have affected her in any other way, like at school or anything so fingers crossed she will come through it all unscathed.  Not much else to add at the moment, I am going to go and check out my shelf in the fridge (I insisted on doing my own shopping and cooking), and sort myself out some din dins.

   And finally, any single and attractive ladies getting excited at my singleness should apply in writing below, and will promptly be put in the que for vetting and interviews. Miss Minogue (both of you), please stop calling me and wait your turn. You know Jodie Kidd got her name in first so lets stop the fighting and settle down or you will be pushed down the list.

Hello people of the world. I want to try and get pretty much global with this thing, but I need some help getting it up and started. I need to know how to upload music onto here and all that sort of fun and crazy stuff. Anyways, if you get an invite from me, you should feel honoured as I am quite a picky kinda fella. I will leave it at that for now, as I m off on a worldwide people hunt.

See y'all soon