Ex girlfriends suck.  They suck for girls as much as they suck for the guys who loved them and probably got dumped by their crazy asses.  I am only dating virgins who have never had relationships going forward which means i'll have to be like that crazy teacher who had a relationship with her 5th grader.  wow.  its so clear now...

Its so true....  I'm tired of having gay boyfriends.  Even though deep down in my inner psyche i realize whole heartedly they are 100% definitely gay, those damn 12 pack abs keep me hanging around.  And god bless 'em, they really are trying to be straight.  But you just have to question if a straight man would really have frosted tips and an armani man bag...

He was really really nice (i say as its possible he'll track me down via myspace).  We went to a museum, that was nice too.  We walked into a room with super greek god like statues of hot greek and roman torso's, naked statues and paintings showing all sorts of naughty bits in phenomenal form.  For whatever reason his topic of discussion "the crazy sexy things young boys would do to greek man soldiers". It seemed to be a conversation that lasted forever, but maybe it was only a minute or two.  I dont get it and i dont pretend to get it.  Guys, sexual pedophelia stories (even ones based in historical fact) should be saved until you are a full fledged couple, maybe even maried, maybe even never.

So as we all know "pizza ravioli" the italian who i wasnt even dating dumped me in anticipation of someday dating me and the next day i went blind. Ok, ok the two were technically unrelated (my temporary blindness caused by an infection) but still, who gets dumped and then goes blind?  Does this happen to people?

So let this be a positive moment for those of you in doubt that true love is really really out there... I got dumped AND went blind and I still believe in its exsistence and so should you.  :)

this one weirds me out totally.  we dated maybe 3 months.  nothing spectacular but it was fun nonetheless.  he called me and said "we should be more than this by now, havent you noticed i've been pulling away?".  i said "nope." 

i thought to myself... oh my god i'm getting dumped by a guy who is simply anticipating my future neediness... yes, he anticipated me being needy "eventually" and was dumping me now before it ever got to that level.

honestly, how can a girl ever ever win?

wow, i cant believe how many people read this stuff.  so here's the latest story...  i was in the hospital, out less then a week when he dumped me.  then leaving his house at 5am tear struck and an emotional wreck i get mugged.  i got in my car and turned on the radio and what comes on?  "Easy Like Sunday Morning"....  Learn this: you just have to take what life deals you and laugh at it.

He told me he wanted to be an actor then asked me no less that 5 times if i could put in one of my movies...

My faveorite pick up line in a bar is to walk up to some super hot guy and just ask "weren't you in one of me movies?"...  It totally works. 

So I was set up with this guy who we will call X but who referred to himself in third person as "THE X".  First mistake. 

He was good looking and he knew it.  He proceeded to tell me that if he liked me, he would take me out, he would treat me right, he'd even do me... but i shouldnt expect a call the next day or anything.  2nd mistake.

He also noted that all chicks are booty calls, until he deems them something "special".  3rd mistake.

"The X" finally pointed out that i made the cut since i was 22.  When i pointed out I was 30 he thought about it and said "well ya look 22 so i'll give you a pass".  4th and final mistake.