MySpace http://blog.myspace.com/mikescollins http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/45/m_4d3f4f7b0948f68302aae49fedf68bde.png http://blog.myspace.com/mikescollins en-US Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:07:27 GMT http://myspace.com blog.myspace.com 60 2082484 Last to the party is still at the party. I can't accept any more $500 Gift Cards from Macy's. I've spent the past few months tossing and turning over the number I'm doing to the economy. Sure, my c... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=338333823 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=338333823 Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:40:00 GMT I've recently made a resolution to start trying to be the very best Scollins I know how to be. Now this is not a competition - I'm fully aware the very best Scollins is still miles away from the very... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=303777457 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=303777457 Sun, 26 Aug 2007 15:29:00 GMT Before you begin reading you might want to set your iTunes to play The Byrds "Turn, Turn, Turn" on a loop. It'll better enhance my Kevin Arnold-esque angst.In third grade my teacher got laid off mid ... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=264559981 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=264559981 Mon, 14 May 2007 13:13:00 GMT Well, I suppose I'm happy for her. But I'm pissed and sad for myself. After two years, my roommate Maura has accepted a job in Florida to be closer to her less-attractive-than-me boyfriend, Rob. It... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=250907848 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=250907848 Sun, 08 Apr 2007 15:59:00 GMT It's not even March yet and I'm weary that this year's search for The Shamrock Shake at McDonalds is going to be as unsuccessful as last year's. Don't get me wrong - I'm not close to giving up. I ju... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=233099900 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=233099900 Wed, 21 Feb 2007 18:03:00 GMT Ever since I was a kid, I've wanted to be a secret agent. (I actually kinda AM one but like I'm gunna compromise my identity by posting about it on myspace). My first screen name was Scol007. It wa... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=228173275 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=228173275 Fri, 09 Feb 2007 17:42:00 GMT I get a lot of erections.  Whether I get more than the average person, I can't say.  But it's like a lot.  When I wake up in the morning, when I go to the beach, once at a funeral.&nbsp... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=224778236 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=224778236 Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:52:00 GMT I've cut back on drinking a lot since college. My gut has yet to realize this, but I swear to God it's true. I'm still good for a few drinks when I'm out with friends but, for the most part, I alwa... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=222126195 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=222126195 Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:18:00 GMT I was walking to work this morning when I when I saw some dude in front of me callously throw an empty cup on the ground and just keep walking.  I fucking hate when I see people litter like ... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=207757280 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=207757280 Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:43:00 GMT A lot of you know I don't know how to deal with children. When I was 18 I asked my mother for a vasectomy for my birthday so I wouldn't have to worry about fathering my own. She denied my request with... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=193187442 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=2082484&blogId=193187442 Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:26:00 GMT