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      <description>I'm featuring at the Velveeta Room tonight and Saturday.  The headliner is Mario Digiorgio.  He's really, really good.  And the emcee is Ramin Nazir, who's an incredibly talented recent FPIA semifinal...</description>
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      <title>Popcorn.</title>
      <description>Did you know that grocery stores are now selling certified organic microwave popcorn?Don't get me wrong.  I enjoy microwave popcorn.  But what kind of microwave-popcorn-loving aficionado looks at a ha...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Offensive Comedy</title>
      <description> After seven years of performing stand-up comedy, I experienced the strangest comedy club event so far in my career at the Velveeta Room open mike on March 5.Now, open mikes are for trying out new mat...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 10:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Today&amp;#39;s Top Story: Chrysler beats GM, says Consumer Reports</title>
      <description>Consumer Reports, long respected for assessing product quality, has released its automotive rankings which put Chrysler ahead of GM in motor vehicle reliability.  (Full story.)"I'd like to thank all t...</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 23:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Conversation with Thomas Jefferson</title>
      <description>As I write this, I am in Colorado Springs, in town for a couple of gigs.  What a flight!  That cold front through Austin caused some really bad turbulence.  I tried to read some Newsweek articles to g...</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Awareness, Part 2: Cancer Awareness</title>
      <description>Here's another alarming statistic:&amp;nbsp; Did you know that seven out of every twelve months has been designated an awareness month for a specific type of cancer?&amp;nbsp; It's true.In an effort to raise ...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 21:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Today’s Top Story: Law and Order, Texas Style!</title>
      <description>A 19-year-old in Beaumont was accused of aggravated assault in a gunfight during an attempted robbery.&amp;nbsp; A jury found him not guilty, despite the fact that during the trial he had a bullet visibly...</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>An Alarming Statistic</title>
      <description>I just heard a truly alarming statistic.&amp;nbsp; Did you know that every 24 seconds in this country, someone with a British accent raises awareness?It's true.&amp;nbsp; And it's wrecking our country.Take th...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>A Letter From Alan Fishman</title>
      <description>I never met Alan Fishman -- we were never friends.&amp;nbsp; But if we were, I imagine I would have received a letter very much like the one that follows:Dear friends and family,These are desperate times....</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Today&amp;rsquo;s Top Story: Final Draft of Bailout Rejected -- You Should See The First Draft</title>
      <description>I normally don't like getting political on this blog.&amp;nbsp; I have some readers who are Republican, some Democrat, some Canadian.&amp;nbsp; You are all welcome here.But I couldn't let this story slip by.&amp;...</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
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