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      <title>Would you Like a Side of Sucralose With That?</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>I&amp;#39;ll Take the Bland Chicken with a Side of Embarrassment, Please (REPLIES)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>When Grand Theft Auto is not a Game (REPLIES)</title>
      <description>Being the last one at the gym tonight, I offered to help the
girl that works there close out by taking the garbage to the dumpster in the
back.  Afterward, as I walked around the building to
the fr...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Sucking at Something Brand New!</title>
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Last night, I took a hard look at the entirety of my life,
and discovered that something was missing. 
I’ve worked hard so that my friends, family and fans could enjoy how
much I suck at bloggi...</description>
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      <category>Sports</category>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Laughter and Tears (UPDATED w/ Replies)</title>
      <description>1. I can’t believe how
long it’s been since I last blogged. 
MARCH!  I don’t think I’ve ever
gone this long in between posts. 
Needless to say*, I’ve had a very trying two months.  Some of the ite...</description>
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      <category>Life</category>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 19:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Latest Greatest Weekly World News ver. 1 (REPLIES)</title>
      <description>1. For some reason, I woke up around six this morning and could not get back to sleep. My laptop was next to my bed, so I booted it up and logged onto MySpace, where I was greeted with the "MySpace Ce...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>&amp;quot;Company XYZ, This is Joe Speaking&amp;quot;</title>
      <description>I can't begin to tell you how many times a day this conversation happens:(Phone rings)Me, answering: "Company XYZ, this is Joe."Caller: "Hello, Keith?"Me: "No, this is Joe."Caller: "Is Keith there?"I ...</description>
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      <category>Life</category>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 09:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Your Horoscope, with a Side of Attitude (REPLIES)</title>
      <description>I reached down deep inside my soul last night (I was looking for spare change), and I made an amazing discovery: I have the psychic powers of an astrologist! So I went outside and decoded the stars fo...</description>
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      <category>Life</category>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Slow Joe vs. the Common Cold: I&amp;#39;m Drawing My Line in the Sand Here</title>
      <description>   I know what you’re thinking:  Oh, great.  Another blog by that jackass Slow Joe.  Hasn’t he blogged enough lately?  Doesn’t he realize that we already know he’s a shaggy-haired, no-talent-having, y...</description>
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      <category>Life</category>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Latest Update From Tom (REPLIES)</title>
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      <category>MySpace</category>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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