MySpace http://blog.myspace.com/backndawoods http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/20/m_bd4bb829f3ae463893db27740abc11b8.gif http://blog.myspace.com/backndawoods en-US Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:44:30 GMT http://myspace.com blog.myspace.com 60 368712799 Funny (but true) Headlines- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says - Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers - Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted - Drunk Gets Nine ... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=523609831 Life http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=523609831 Sat, 26 Dec 2009 07:54:00 GMT More Funny (but true) Headlines- Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One - Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84 - War Dims Hope for Peace - If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While - C... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=523425628 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=523425628 Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:12:00 GMT SiblingsA Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a comma... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=523311849 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=523311849 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:34:00 GMT Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London depa... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=523180275 Life http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=523180275 Tue, 22 Dec 2009 08:40:00 GMT Ponder These1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? 2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 3. Is there ever a day tha... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=522931516 Writing and Poetry http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=522931516 Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:30:00 GMT You Might Be A Teacher If ...You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. You find humor in other people's stupidity.You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice t... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=522822987 Writing and Poetry http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=522822987 Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:26:00 GMT Funeral ProcessionA woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed b... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=522225677 Writing and Poetry http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=522225677 Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:17:00 GMT When the three-year-old opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. His mother was not so pleased. She turned... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=522108880 Life http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=522108880 Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:38:00 GMT Exercise For SeniorsJust came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle-strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass it on to some of my younger friend... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=521982974 Writing and Poetry http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=521982974 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 08:50:00 GMT Necessary Information for the 40+ Crowd - If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. - Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=521750354 Writing and Poetry http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368712799&blogId=521750354 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:17:00 GMT