MySpace http://blog.myspace.com/woofmutt http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01367/30/16/1367166103_m.jpg http://blog.myspace.com/woofmutt en-US Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:01:02 GMT http://myspace.com blog.myspace.com 60 47500158 I’ve been working on an epic poem about a people battling a great monster. The great monster represents pollution, the people represent origami cranes, the battle represents riding through a car wash... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=497940841 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=497940841 Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:06:00 GMT Before I got on the Internet all I ever heard about was how it was full of pervs. I just realized that my Internet experience has been annoyingly perv free. I think they just used the promise of pervs... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=495078597 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=495078597 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:24:00 GMT I winned me some Shooter Jennings tickets offa Seattle's worst country station 100.7 The Wolf.* But I had to listene to that damned station for at least 6 hours. 3 or 4 of those hours were because th... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=494686039 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=494686039 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:45:00 GMT Yeah yeah yeah I know, mainstream country music sucks. But y'know what sucks even more? Mainstream country radio. They'll play a crappy song titled Johnny Cash but they won't actually play any songs ... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=494594737 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=494594737 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:16:00 GMT First off, I'm drunk.This is why I think you may be about to read some cuss words. The kind of words I generally avoid cuz I am always concerned with offending people even though I myself am pert near... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=494551641 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=494551641 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:55:00 GMT 3 And lo the clouds were parted by the angel's hand and there in Heaven I saw a great battle between Death and Life each seeking possession of the Remote Control to the Employee's Lounge Giant Flat Sc... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=490150954 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=490150954 Wed, 20 May 2009 12:46:00 GMT Imagine a business dully named "Internet To-Go." Such was the case in one of my assignments. I was s'posed to write a newspaper ad for the plainly named Internet To-Go. The assignment was about form n... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=487360633 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=487360633 Tue, 05 May 2009 10:14:00 GMT Questionnaire for Job Applicants Your Name:  WoofmuttPosition for which you are applying: Shadow Realignment Specialist Why are you interested in this position?  I have a deep interest in light and sh... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=486581896 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=486581896 Fri, 01 May 2009 10:32:00 GMT Maybe like me you've managed to make it this far in life Facebookless...Well we're wrong! Oh my gawd we are so WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!! Apparently Facebook is the closest thing we will experience to H... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=486038030 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=486038030 Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:58:00 GMT Hilton Portland & Executive TowerPortland, Oregon                                                                                                                         4/19/09 Dear Dave,           ... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=484588463 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=47500158&blogId=484588463 Tue, 21 Apr 2009 09:10:00 GMT