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      <title>2009: DALISO’S NEWS JOKES HAVE MOVED TO...</title>
      <description>For 2009, Daliso's News Jokes have shifted from text&amp;nbsp;to video and therefore moved to
Daliso's New Topical News Jokes (Now with Video)
Please enjoy his new joke blog there, and do subscribe.&amp;nbsp;...</description>
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      <title>2008 News Jokes: Volume 5</title>
      <description>PLAIGERISING THE BBC REVIVAL: VOL. 5.&amp;nbsp; (Text directly quoted from news sources in bold type)


AMERICA
NEW YORK'S Coney Island now has a water-boarding thrill to add to its list. For a mere $1, v...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>2008 News Jokes : Volume 4</title>
      <description>PLAIGERISING THE BBC REVIVAL: VOL. 4.&amp;nbsp; (Text directly quoted from news sources in bold type)
&amp;nbsp;
NORTH AMERICA
An overweight prisoner in the United States is suing the authorities for not feed...</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>2008 News Jokes: Volume 3</title>
      <description>PLAIGERISING THE BBC REVIVAL: VOL. 3.&amp;nbsp; (Text directly quoted from news sources in bold type)
&amp;nbsp;
NORTH AMERICA NEWS
ACTRESS DEMI MOORE has confessed to indulging in an unusual alternative ther...</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>2008 News Jokes: Volume 2</title>
      <description>PLAIGERISING THE BBC REVIVAL: VOL. 2.&amp;nbsp; (Text directly quoted from news sources in bold type) NORTH AMERICA NEWSJustine Kenzer, a Los Angeles-based psychic for 16 years, is changing with the times...</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>2008 News Jokes: Volume 1</title>
      <description>After a one year haitus, the news jokes are back.&amp;nbsp; Welcome to: PLAIGERISING THE BBC REVIVAL: VOL. 1.&amp;nbsp; (Text directly quoted from the BBC in bold type) SOUTH AMERICA NEWS  Fidel Castro has re...</description>
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      <category>News and Politics</category>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:06:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Plagiarising the BBC: Volume 7</title>
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For the last month or so, Plagiarising the BBC had no new entries as I was finishing the first draft of my novel.&amp;nbsp; Now that it's done, the weekly jokes return.&amp;nbsp; Welcome to:
PLAI...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Plagiarising the BBC: Volume 6  (Special &amp;%.*!@ Censorship Special)</title>
      <description>PLAGIARIZING THE&amp;nbsp;BBC: VOL 6
(Special &amp;amp;:!@ Censorship Special)
(Text in bold is quoted directly from the BBC)
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UK NEWS&amp;nbsp;
&amp;nbsp;
The government has announced plans to make the possess...</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 17:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Plagiarising the BBC: Volume 5</title>
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PLAGIARISING THE BBC: VOL. 5.&amp;nbsp; (Text directly quoted from the BBC in bold type)
&amp;nbsp;
ASIA NEWS
&amp;nbsp;
The Jewish community in the Indian city of Mumbai (Bombay) is outraged by a new restaurant...</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Plaigerising the BBC: Volume 4</title>
      <description>PLAIGIARISING THE BBC: VOL. 4.&amp;nbsp; (Text directly quoted from the BBC in bold type)&amp;nbsp;
UK
&amp;nbsp;The Archbishop of York has moved into a tent in York Minster as part of an act of "public witness" ...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 18:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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