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      <title>It&amp;#39;s all fun and games until someone calls Child Services.</title>
      <description>Dear Ex-Mother-in-Law,

It has come to my attention that you have some unfounded worries about
Ryan’s care and wellbeing at home. I’m glad to see that you actually DO
care about Ryan and what goes...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:54:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>What An Excellent Day For An Exorcism</title>
      <description>Since I don’t have internet at work and working during the day doesn’t allow me to watch Taxicab Confessions on HBO, I’ve been getting in LOTS of reading over the past couple of months.  Stephen King,...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 12:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Kate&amp;#39;s Motel: What You Don&amp;#39;t Know About Your Bedspread Won&amp;#39;t Hurt You</title>
      <description>I know it’s been a minute since I last posted a blog; I’ve been realizing lately that working day shift doesn’t afford me quite as much free time as working the night shift does.  I kinda got used to ...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 03:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Try To Focus A Bit More On Kissing My Ass</title>
      <description>My new hotel opens its doors to guests for the first time tomorrow morning at 7am.  The reservations are in place, and the keys are already made for all of the rooms.  There is, however, one tiny prob...</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>If These Are Life&amp;#39;s Lessons, I&amp;#39;ll Take This Test</title>
      <description>When I started this jobhunt, I went into it with the appropriate amount of confidence.  OF COURSE I would get a job at the very first hotel I sauntered into.  OF COURSE these people would recognize my...</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 22:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Police Never Think It&amp;#39;s As Funny As You Do.</title>
      <description>You may have to forgive me in advance.  I bought the good stuff from behind the counter for this stinkin’ cold I got.  Is it normal to be wired and tired at the same time?Wired and tired rhyme.So I ha...</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Best Way To Live Is By Not Knowing What Will Happen To You By The End Of The Day.</title>
      <description>I’m getting a tattoo for my birthday.Theoretically, I could go get one now.  Nothing is really stopping me, other than the fact that it’s the middle of the night and it’s storming so bad out there tha...</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>I&amp;#39;m Still Not Sure What I Do For A Living. (updated)</title>
      <description>1. I graduated 2nd in my class at sniper school. I decided to use mypowers for the greater good, however, and became a social worker. (ButI still have my AR15, bitches.)2. I studied under Royce Gracie...</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>You’re The Oates To My Hall</title>
      <description>I got this idea from Jessica, who did this blog a few months ago.&amp;nbsp; Go through your instant message archive and pull out parts.&amp;nbsp; You never realized just how hilarious your friends really are....</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>I know this is a day late...but it’s too good to pass up</title>
      <description>I heard that if you watch this video all the way to the end, you'll receive a phone call and then die a week later.
  
  
  
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      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 07:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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