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      <title>In Honor of Pennsylvania&amp;rsquo;s Primary Tomorrow</title>
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The following is an excerpt from a speech Hillary Clinton gave to a group of residents of a small Pennsylvania town where times are tough since all the factory jobs moved away:
"Barak Obama thinks fo...</description>
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      <title>An Inconvenient Hell</title>
      <description>Nobel Peace Prize winner, Oscar Award winner and former vice president Al Gore announced today that the climate change crisis requires more ambitious measures than humans alone can muster.&amp;nbsp; The t...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Heston Dead at 84</title>
      <description>Charlton Heston&amp;rsquo;s family issued a statement today announcing the Hollywood legend&amp;rsquo;s death from advanced Alzheimer&amp;rsquo;s Disease.&amp;nbsp; Right before he died he reportedly mumbled some non...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Yet Another Steroids Scandal</title>
      <description>In the days following the release of the controversial Mitchell Report, a second steroid scandal erupted tainting one of the most important competitions of all time.&amp;nbsp; New evidence strongly sugges...</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 06:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Ike Turner, Dead at 76</title>
      <description>Spouse abusers around the world&amp;nbsp;are mourning the passing of Ike Turner today.&amp;nbsp; Mr. Turner served as an inspiration millions of people who violently abuse their mates, and he will be sorely m...</description>
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      <category>Writing and Poetry</category>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Crisis At Hogwarts</title>
      <description>As the sex scandal that has rocked the prestigious wizard academy continues to unfold, Dumbledore, its beleaguered headmaster, announced today that he has decided to cancel the school's quiddich team'...</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>General Mills Press Release:  Breaking News</title>
      <description>General Mills issued a press release this morning before the stock markets opened announcing the termination of its long-time spokesperson for its Green Giant brand of canned vegetables, the Jolly Gre...</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Helpful Hints On Starting Your Own Cult</title>
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As you all know, I have taken almost a year-long hiatus from blogging. What none of you know is that I took this hiatus to start a cult of my own. I didn't think it would take so long to get a small ...</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>A story I heard at the bar the other day</title>
      <description>So I was at my favorite bar the other day and my friends Duffy, Walsh and I were discussing the old days when Saturday Night Live was funny.&amp;nbsp; I brought up the Nic Cage skit where Nic and his preg...</description>
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      <category>Life</category>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 21:51:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>An Open Letter to Implant Manufacturers</title>
      <description>Speaking for men everywhere who love boobs, I must protest the gross neglect the breast implant industry has committed. All&amp;nbsp;you do is crank out bags filled with saline or silicone in various size...</description>
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      <category>Writing and Poetry</category>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 21:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
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