MySpace http://blog.myspace.com/schroeder_first http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/112/m_35c73d25ce3c4918a3415c02f26bb14b.jpg http://blog.myspace.com/schroeder_first en-US Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:22:03 GMT http://myspace.com blog.myspace.com 60 83247988 This is my first article ever on Cracked dot Com. Read it. Go now. http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=431744348 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=431744348 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:26:00 GMT You two gals check this shizz out....Do your faces hurt yet? http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=405281149 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=405281149 Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:10:00 GMT Hey beeshes! I thought I should drop in to let you all know a little bit about my upcoming MAJOR LIFE CHANGE. No, I'm not gay. For those of you who are too goddamned self-absorbed to visit my other b... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=388474023 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=388474023 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:26:00 GMT Not a bad average. Apparently, some lady wandered into my blog from a search engine and found herself offended (really? go on...) by a thing I wrote making fun of country music lyrics. Her compl... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=362163399 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=362163399 Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:50:00 GMT Well, kids, the time has finally come. I'm packing my shit, and moving to WordPress. I'll still be posting here, but it'll mostly be short things, like this. I'm sick and tired of constantly losing co... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=361602282 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=361602282 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:49:00 GMT   It is the penis that brings the womens, yes?   Fucking David Cronenberg. I understand he's not doing much these days, but does every single one of his movies have to end in a sequel tease... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=361058966 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=361058966 Sun, 24 Feb 2008 14:58:00 GMT I was browsing through the various features on my cellphone earlier, when I came upon the most cynical, unnecessarily impersonal thing ever. Pick up your phones, everyone; I want to show you som... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=360481469 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=360481469 Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:38:00 GMT Pirates Collector's Edition: Now with more money shots than even Orlando Bloom could handle!   I bought this movie some time ago, and after having viewed it several hundred times--occasionally e... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=359224734 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=359224734 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:51:00 GMT ...Expect it. A-hyuck. A super-mushy poem I wrote the girlfriend, titled Good Morning, Bella*, just got picked up by another publisher. This time it's something called White Oak Press, and they're act... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=359914258 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=359914258 Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:09:00 GMT "Dude, you're totally standing inside my aura, man. That's... Man..." Time: Saturday night. Place: Austin, Tx. Specifically, though: The Co-Op. What The Fuck is That? It's a place where colleg... http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=359057620 http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=83247988&blogId=359057620 Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:44:00 GMT