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Saturday, May 24, 2008
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Saturday, May 24, 2008
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It's the media, ya'll media people, you, and your sheenageens!!! You made Obama win the nomination. People love me and Hillary especially when my face turns red and you can see my canines. I love pointing at people with my index finger, I find it to be polite because the person knows, hey he is talking to me.
My son John Adam and Bill Clinton face off. John is not a conservative political pundit to be messed with Bill. Your pointing has no effect.
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Sunday, May 11, 2008
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Thursday, February 07, 2008
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Current mood:  contemplative
My wife is taking a government class at Tyler Junior College and her teacher (Michael Mast) has given the students in her class an assignment. They must bring back 10 copies of voter id cards from fellow students? That is right. The students in this class must make copies of these voter id cards and bring them back to the teacher for a grade. This seems a bit fishy. He is a staunch Democrat and although he seems to be a good moral guy I think he is pretty determined when it comes to his party. I wonder what he is planning to do with these voter id cards? I may just be suspicious for no reason but if someone asked me for a copy of my voter ID card I would think they were crazy.
Here is the appeal from my wife on her myspace bulletin asking all her myspace friends to provide the needed card or application:
"Please, please, if you have your voter registration card or application for a voter registration card please scan and email it to me when you have a minute. You can block out any identification numbers (I will if you don't) for security purposes. I have to turn in 10 copies of voters cards for a homework grade in government. The teacher is trying to get us involved in recruiting others to vote. I'm not a big activist in politics and don't really see the point in pressuring others to vote. If they choose not to vote it's probably because they don't care or know what's going on, so for them to be just punching a ballot is probably not a good idea.
If you have a voter registration card please email it to me if possible.
Thanks, Melody"


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Tuesday, January 15, 2008
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Current mood:  cooky/wacky
Category: Life
My wife Melody said she felt the baby move and I tried to see if I could feel and it felt like he was possibly kicking. It was very distinct and really moved my hand a good amount. He did it a few more times and it was pretty stinking amazing. I am very excited about that baby boy in my wifes tummy. I can't wait to see him!
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Friday, January 11, 2008
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Current mood:  virginal
Category: News and Politics
Hillary Cackling Like A WeirdoMy wife said, "the laugh sounds like a parot imitating a monkey." The joke going on right now similar to Howard Deans "AAArgh!!!" last election is Hillary’s cackling. Hillary has got the funniest laugh and I would not be surprised if she is doing it after listening to her campaign people telling her to lighten things up on the interviews or something. Here are a couple of funny videos.
Prepare For Laughter Display in 2...1....Go!
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Sunday, January 06, 2008
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I have been trying to make up my mind about who I like most for a rebublican presidential nominee. I think Ron Paul has some good ideas but he also has a lot of bad ones. Huckabee is a retarted Baptist minister who I think is a big fake and is pretty liberal in every area besides his belief in Jesus. Romney has some good conservative ideas and track record. Fred Thompson can really work the camera and I think he has the best likability factor which in the end unfortunately ends up being what gets people elected. Fred Thompson has some ok ideas and track record and I think he has a chance to beat whoever the Democratic nominee ends up being.
On another note I would like to make a comparison of Ron Paul and the Hale Bop Cult leader.

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Sunday, January 06, 2008
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Current mood:  blessed
My wife is now half way through her pregnancy and we got to go and get a 3rd sonogram a few days ago at the hospital (Mother Francis). The sonographer was able to get a pretty good picture of the baby. [[iframe]]d the face for those who have trouble spotting what things are in a sonogram like me.

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Friday, December 14, 2007
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Christmas Greetings
We have a cool Christmas card that I think everyone will enjoy looking at as there are two beautiful people on it and by that I mean Muah and My lady. I wish I had a reindeer I could have been standing next to but there were none in Tyler for rent and they are kind of dangerous.
On a serious note be sure to remember what Jesus has done for you while your celebrating and be thankful.
Donny and Melody Eisenbach Christmas
Kid's Wii Meltdown
We saw a funny video today of a kid melting down after opening a wii. It was crazy how histerical he got. The best part of it was it was real, a kid shows his true colors better then adults do which makes it really classic and funny. My 6 year old nephew is getting a wii for Christmas and will probably pass out.
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Wednesday, November 07, 2007
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Current mood:  confused
Category: News and Politics
Hillary And Her Presidential Eyebrows

Hillary Clinton or Hillary as she is now called has got the most presidential eyebrows I have seen in sometime. If this presidential race was decided based on eyebrows alone I believe Hillary would easily win. It's interesting but when women pluck their eyebrows do they do it so that the top of them appear straight across? To me I could be reading too much into the Hillary eyebrows but it makes it look like she has a more prominent protruding brow like a masculinized woman brow. Men have this naturally but maybe just maybe she wants to have that presidential forhead so she can look a little more presidential up on stage, on TV, debating, and if she gets her way beating out the rest of the male democrat's competing in the primaries. It's funny as she has been recently accused of running and hiding in her feminist language by accussing the male candidates of picking on her because she is a woman. Well Hillary I would have to agree, you look much more like a male then the next woman out there and one day you might even fill the shoes of a Janet Reno if you keep at it.
On A Side Note Regarding Hillary Not Tipping Waitress
Hillary's campaign rebuts the waitress who says she never received a tip after Hillary's entourage ate at her restaruant. Hillary says, they gave over $100 dollar tip to the waitress. The waitress responds back a couple days later.
"Esterday said "nobody got tipped that day," and NPR should have checked with the Clinton campaign before the story aired to see if any tip was left and how it was done. We regret that this was not done. On Thursday, Esterday was sticking by her story.
"Why would I lie about not getting a tip?" she told NPR. She also maintained that her co-workers at the restaurant had not received tips."
The truth is actually that the campaign manager paid for everyone and did give a $100 tip. Hillary was sitting at her own table and did not lay a tip down on that table because the campaign manager handled it for everyone.
Hillary still needs some major help but she didn't stiff anyone.
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