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Christine Parker


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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 46
Sign: Sagittarius

City: SANFORD
State: NORTH CAROLINA
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/7/2005

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Monday, June 22, 2009 


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Al Boyle wrote this article on my movies and our company the Adrenalin Group. Check it out!

Monday, March 23, 2009 
http://www.bastardsofhorror.com/?p=2847
Thursday, October 30, 2008 
"Great Job on the movie. I loved all the subliminal "religious
references" and hipocracy in the film. The floating dead people or
ghostly effect was cool. I thought the coolest scene in the movie
was the shift in time frames from the Wild West to the 60's. I
liked the priest character the best. For low budget production the
special effects were pretty creative."

Kathy Krueger


"GREAT JOB with Fistful of Zombies -- it's clever & fun & well-done (my favorite thing was that Lily turned out to be The Slayer!). Looking forward to the sequel!"

Katy Loebrich


"I went to the viewing at the Colony... Fistful of Brains was fantastic! You really did a great job. I brought about five people to the special viewing, and they had a blast. It was so nice to see how it all played out. We were all laughing out loud at many parts of the film. Congrats!

I am really excited about your future projects, and I would love to participate in any way I can."

Andrew Turner


"I just wanted to say again that the movie came out awesome! It will definatly be in my collection once it hits DVD."

Joseph Hancock


"This must be the sickest most morally bankrupt blood thirsty movie I've seen in a long time – I loved it. Fave bit is the tit scene. Thought the leading lady was good as was the sheriff. …must have been a real laugh to make."

Tim Taylor
Wednesday, October 29, 2008 
Hosted By: Christine Parker
When: Friday Oct 31, 2008
at 12:00 AM
Where Spring Lane Cinemas
1351 Douglas Drive
Sanford, North Carolina|34 27330
United States
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Christine Parker

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008 
Here are the Latest Screenings
October 25th
THE FOREVER DEAD at Zombie Con's Killuride Film Festival in Chapel Hill 10pm
Sheraton Chapel Hill Hotel, One Europa Drive, Chapel Hill, NC $5 admission
www.myspace.com/markscons

October 26th
FISTFUL OF BRAINS at the Colony Theater in Raleigh 9:30pm $5 admission (cash only)
5438 Six Forks Road, Raleigh, NC
http://www.myspace.com/colonytheatre

October 31st
FISTFUL OF BRAINS and GETTING A HEAD IN THE MOVIE BIZ double feature at the Spring Lane Cinemas in Sanford Midnight $8.75 cash only 1351 Douglas Drive, Sanford, NC
http://www.allstarcinemas.com/Spring_Lanes.asp

November 13th
FISTFUL OF BRAINS at the Galaxy Cinema in Cary at 7:00pm
Village Square Shopping Center, 770 Cary Towne Blvd, Cary, NC $8 admission
http://www.mygalaxycinema.com

AND DON'T FORGET...we've got the cover of the feature section in the Raleigh News and Observer this Friday October 24th! Check it out!

That is all...
Saturday, October 04, 2008 
Hosted By: Christine Parker
When: Sunday Oct 26, 2008
at 9:30 PM
Where The Colony Theater
5438 Six Forks Road
Raleigh, North Carolina|34 27609
United States
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Christine Parker

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Sunday, September 21, 2008 

Current mood:  excited
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Fistful of Brains! That's right guys, it's about 90 percent done. We're laying in the last of the audio and tweaking a couple of things but by September 20th it will be complete. It's been a hell of a summer. We've really been busting our asses putting this thing together trying to get it ready for our premier at the Ava Gardner Film Festival the end of September. I have to give major kudos to our sound design guy/composer Greg Putnam for working 'till the wee hours nearly every night making this a much, much more polished piece than our last one. It sounds great!

Here are the places you can catch it so far:

September 27th 8:30pm (possibly 9) Ava Gardner Film Festival- the Howell Theater in Smithfield, NC

October 26th 9:30pm - The Colony Theater in Raleigh, NC

Working on:
Atlanta Horror Fest, Atlanta, GA - October 25th
Zombie Con, Chapel Hill, NC - October 25th
The Sunset Theater, Asheboro, NC - Sometime in November
The Varsity, Chapel Hill, NC - ?
Spring Lane Cinemas, Sanford, NC - ?
The Rialto, Raleigh, NC - ?
The Galaxy Theater, Cary, NC - ?

I'll let you know when we get more dates set.

But in the meantime Whoo Hoo! There is light at the end of the tunnel and I'm almost there!

Christine
Saturday, April 12, 2008 

Current mood:  happy
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities


Somehow I always underestimate people's love of horror movies. I don't know why. Past experience should have taught me better. When I decided that Easter weekend would be the perfect opportunity to shoot our zombie town and zombie battle footage for Fistful of Brains the initial reaction from my fellow producer and partner Ed was, "You aren't going to get that many people on Easter weekend, people have plans, they'll be spending time with their families." Oh was he ever wrong.

I put an ad on Craig's list asking for extras for Easter weekend, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday morning. Headline: "Zombies Wanted" I got an immediate reaction to that and within an hour of posting it I started to get e-mails. One of those e-mails was from Laura at Kira Casting. Laura said she would love to help, she'd worked with other bigger budget, even Hollywood movies and only wanted an IMDB credit in return. I couldn't turn that down! She also did catering. But after a quick exchange of e-mails I realized that with everything else I had to pay for that weekend it just wasn't possible. Better to put out the call for food contributions and grill up a crap load of hotdogs. Zombies aren't too picky about their food as long as they're fed.

That's how it began. By that weekend we had over 80 people signed up to be zombies.
Most of them came from Laura but a good number also came from our Forever Dead DVD signings at Sam Goody in Sanford and Sun Coast at Cary Towne Centre.



That's right folks you can now walk into your local FYE, Sam Goody and Sun Coast and buy a copy of Forever Dead right off the shelves. I have to say it's a real trip to see it in the stores. It's also a pretty popular torrent if you're a pirate. I certainly can't throw stones. I'm just glad people are watching it. Though not everyone likes itSome, like this person, really, really, hate it! What a lot of trouble they went through to illustrate this. And for the record, I did not pay anyone off for those Amazon.com reviews. I asked for reviews good or bad from people who had seen it. I didn't expect anyone to give us 5 stars, though a couple did.

Getting off track again, anyway, we got about 20 people who signed up to be extras from those encounters, including a very enthusiastic group who meet every week to watch and discuss horror movies,


and a guy who is part of a re-enactors group who just happens to have access to a real live full sized canon that he said we could use. We liked him a lot!

Most of the cast and crew as well as some of the extras had booked rooms at the Days Inn in Selma which was not too far from where we were shooting. Knowing that we would likely be shooting until at least 3am none of us wanted to make the long drive home just to turn around and drive back again the next day to be there by 2pm.

I don't recommend the Days Inn in Selma. Stay at the Masters Inn next to the Waffle House. It's much nicer and the front desk clerk is not such a dick. You'd think they'd be happy with all the business we gave them but no. They were just annoyed, and very rude, which annoyed us as well.

Now I haven't told anyone this but I had a dream Friday night that we were filming and I heard someone scream, then there were red flashing lights and an ambulance and I was like crap someone's hurt what are we going to do. It was pretty unnerving considering what happened. More on that later.

I was very organized and packed my SUV to the gills Friday night. I took everything we had. I thought I did anyway. When I got there on Saturday Bill informed me that I'd forgotten the microwave. He and Brandi just looked at me like WTF? "Have you seen my car?" I replied "I couldn't fit a piece of paper in there much less that huge old microwave!" "I would have found a way." Bill said giving me his best teacher-like tone that said "I'm just so disappointed in you." Fortunately Cowboy Bill who really has everything you could possibly need, had one he wasn't using. The other week I forgot Dead Eye's eye patch. Of course Cowboy Bill just happened to have one.



They began arriving…in droves! Whole families out to spend the weekend chewing people up. Lots of kids. I guess we're more fun that hunting for Easter eggs! Kid zombies are always the scariest I think. We were happy to have so many. Then there was Heather Clark, an actress who had heard about us and drove all the way from her home in Florida to be an extra in our movie. I was astounded. I gave her signed copies of our movie and thanked her for making the trip. She said there's not a whole lot of filming going on in Florida. That is one actor dedicated to her craft!

We also had Joy. Joy contacted us via e-mail and asked if she could be in our movie. She said she was an above the leg amputee and wondered if we could use that in our movie. This is where I start to feel like maybe I'm a little off in the head. Because I immediately got all sorts of lovely visions of ripping her leg off etc. and so on. "We would love to have you." I replied. I didn't feel quite so bad when I called Bill and told him. Silence on the other end of the phone and I knew he was thinking the same thing I was only it was probably a lot more twisted and more detailed. He was a happy man.



So we had all these people…and only 3 FX people. Bill, Brandi, and Jason. William Stine did come to help out but he could only stay for about an hour. We had over 50 people that Saturday and every one had to be zombified. Fortunately we had 3 lovely ladies who helped out, Heather (who was an extra in Forever Dead), and her two friends. They had done Ren Faires so they were experienced. Mina, Zach's sister, also pitched in like she had during our Forever Dead shoot. Mina is our cover girl on Forever Dead. She's got a great look and we'd love to use her more often if she didn't live all the way out in Asheville, NC.



The mood was extremely up. In spite of the cold and waiting in line for hours for make up, and me running around for an hour trying to find the barbeque sauce so we could cook the hot dogs, no one complained. A lot of these people had done this before and knew that there would be a lot of hurry up and wait involved. Many brought lawn chairs and books to read. We all settled in for the long night ahead.



One more word about food. Man when I ask for it people bring it! We had a ton! And every bit of it got eaten that night. We were down to peanut butter on bread by the end of the night. Our new friend Angela M. we met a few weeks earlier when she showed up as an extra for our church scene. She's a caterer and brings us all sorts of goodies for our shoots. She's a very enthusiastic participant. We really enjoy having her around, and not just because of the delicious food she brings. Her stuff went fast that day!



Costumes were a problem. I had some but not enough for everyone. I'd asked for everyone to dress accordingly if they could. This wasn't as much a problem for the men as it was for the women. We only had so many skirts and blouses to go around. We had a lot of problems with people getting into the back room where the cast costumes were and using those. I had to hunt down a few and take them back. This is where a costume person is needed. I'd never needed one before but man I will from now on. It really truly was a mess! Cowboy Bill's general store where they were housed looked like a tornado had torn through it. A very nice lady, Christina helped us out that weekend along with Mina when she wasn't doing makeup. By the end of the weekend I had appointed Christina and Angela M. as our costume supervisors for future shoots.



Hindsight tells me that even though we had 3 days my plans for what we would shoot that weekend were way too ambitious. I should have kept the weekend devoted to zombie extras only and shoot as many gags as we could for our zombie town and battle. But I also planned to shoot the regular cast that weekend and that created a problem. Saturday was not so bad. My co-worker and fellow film maker Philip Brubaker was there with his camera as well. He's got the camera I want for my next film, a Canon XH-A1. It seemed such a shame not to shoot in HD but he had to shoot it the same as my camera in SD.



While the makeup people were finishing up the zombies, Conrad, Jaqueline, Darrell and I headed upstairs to Lily's bedroom to shoot a scene. Wayne was there too taking great pictures as always and Zach was on boom.



I can't give away too many details about the scene but let's just say the bedsheets were jumping. This wasn't in the script but when you have two enthusiastic actors what can you do but go with it. Then Wayne got some more great romance novel poses out on the balcony that I'm sure will make a great poster when Bill gets done with them.



Then we had a sort of zombie parade, where all the zombies come back into town and man was it awesome! It just seemed to go on and on. Great stuff! And the extras were so happy to finally be doing something. While we were setting up for the shoot out with Jack and TW Bill and Phillip were in the saloon shooting some zombies having a really great time! I think these are just about the most enthusiastic zombies we've ever had.



The shoot out with TW and Jack turned out great as well thanks to Cowboy Bill for providing us with real guns with blanks. It looked and sounded real! After that it was Dead Eyes speech and we got as many miscellaneous zombie shots as we could before it got too late. Those kids were so great. I know it had to be way past their bedtime but their energy was never ending! We kept going 'til 3:30am and I swear I think they would have kept on until morning if we'd asked them too. Fortunately the call time Sunday was not until 2pm so we could all sleep in a bit.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008 
March 4th
in Sanford, NC at Sam Goody's in Riverbirch we're doing a DVD signing for the Forever Dead release from 5:00 pm til 7pm.

March 8th
In the Cary Mall, NC at Suncoast we're signing DVDs signing and zombie basketball from noon to 2pm.
Thursday, January 17, 2008 
Pre-order your copy on Amazon.com now!

Monday, November 26, 2007 


I would be perfectly happy if I lived a solitary existence. Just me, my computer and an endless supply of tapes to edit. Is that wrong? Maybe. All I know is I'm happy. I don't think there is one facet of making movies that I don't enjoy. Okay I take that back. Raising money is a big pain in the ass. I was raised to not go begging people for money so it really goes against my grain to do that. Which is why I always end up paying for a lot of stuff, which is why I'm poor. Let's change the subject now before I start depressing myself! Back to editing.

I spent the past couple of weekends holed up in my office going through the 6+ tapes that we shot a couple of weekends ago with Heidi. I came out only briefly for bathroom breaks and food. I'm always so, so tempted to call in sick to work Monday so I can spend another day at it.

My poor daughter, barely sees me. Complains that there's no food in the house, the dishes, the laundry and house cleaning need to be done. What is she my mother?! We have this joke that when she leaves, everything will go to hell and one day they'll find my lifeless body half eaten by my cats. Ewww! Maybe that's not so funny. It could happen.

Back to editing again. It's just too much fun. Putting together all the pieces of the puzzle, creating one big picture. Last weekend I was working on Lily and Jack's stuff. The scene is coming together beautifully. One problem we're running into frequently though is the light switches and wall outlets through out the town. They just keep popping up in the back ground. It's nearly impossible not to get them in one shot or another. I mean what can we do. Tell the actor's to keep perfectly still because if they move one inch to the left one of those modern nuisances will appear. Hey if people want to complain let them. If they're paying more attention to the light sockets than to the people in the scene then I must not be a very good film maker. We can only do so much!

I'm getting a lot better at color correction too. That was one of the complaints from For-ever Dead. The color correction kinda sucked. In spite of white balancing both cameras in the same lighting I still find color differences. You'd think there wouldn't be so much difference between an XL-1 and a GL-2 but there is. Thank god for Color Corrector 3-way. Audio is still a problem too. Fortunately with using two cameras I'm able to get decent audio off of at least one of them. Syncing is a lot of fun too (feel the sarcasm). Yes I do enjoy editing. I enjoy a good challenge. Maybe it's because I know I can fix every-thing whereas the rest of my life is not quite so easy to fix. In my office I am in control. Which is why I don't like to venture out much. Last time I did that my daughter came home with a new tattoo. "Forever Tony". Can't fix that!

Speaking of Forever Dead. Brain Damage sent me the new cover art for our DVD release! It's pretty damn cool! I'd love to let you guys see it but I'm sure they don't want it out yet. I'm pretty sure though that it will get people's attention and hopefully fly off the shelves, that is if it ends up on any shelves, which I hope it does. March 4th is the big day. I've been told it will be in Suncoast Video and we're setting up some PR stuff with them (DVD signing etc.) after the holidays.

That aside though, the whole look and feel of this film so far is so beautiful. I love doing a historical piece like this. I love the costumes. I love the characters. I love the town. I just love it all! I think I may do another one when we're done with this one. I've got all these period costumes. I can't let them go to waste! When I was younger I always felt like I didn't belong in this time, like I would be more comfortable in the past. I still feel that way. Still, spending an entire weekend in the old west feels like going home. No wonder I didn't want to leave.

Speaking of going home. I headed to the mountains for Thanksgiving this week. Seemed like the perfect opportunity to get some extra footage. One thing we haven't done with this town is give it a location. I'm thinking the mountains of NC would be a great place. My parents are just a stone's throw from the Blue Ridge Parkway. I got up bright and early Friday morning so I could capture one of those spectacular sunrises.




Setting it at this time of year fits too. All the leaves turning and falling off the trees. It's a transitional time and well the people in the movie are going through a few changes too. We'll be shooting most of our zombie footage in the winter which is perfect. Dead people, dead of winter, get the tie in? So early Friday morning when you were all dreaming about all those Thanksgiving leftovers. I was freezing my ass off on the side of some mountain. I had to drive a while to get a good shot. It was snowing for christ's sake! And I had to find my way out of the clouds to a clear spot before I could get some decent footage!




I also got some great shots coming down off the parkway of a creek and Looking Glass Falls. Then on the way home a bonus, a moon set which was beautiful. The footage is a little shaky but I'm hoping we can use some of it.




I think I might have mentioned FFOB is on break 'til after the holidays. We're having a half way party on December 1st at my house to celebrate the half way point. Technically we're actually past that. Of the 58 pages we've shot 32! We seem to be getting a lot more accomplished in our shoots than we did in Forever Dead. I think it's because we're a lot more organized this time and a lot more sure of what we're doing. It calls for a celebration. Anyone interested in being part of the latter half of FFOB is welcome to attend. Just drop me a line.

Although I will miss shooting over the next month and a half (we start back January 19th). I will be so busy editing I doubt I'll have too much time to dwell on it. I can't think of any way I'd rather spend the holidays than wrapped in a blanket in my small cozy of-fice in front of my computer immersing myself in the old west. Unless of course I get a Nintendo Game Cube in which case I may be distracted now and then to play the latest Zelda epic. God am I a nerd or what!

I also just got this great little freelance job working for a T.V. show that features the biographies of people that have passed on. I just can't get away from dead people I guess. So that will be keeping me busy as well. That will also be helping me get out from under my mountain of debt so I can have more money to sink into FFOB. A new camera would still be nice. Sigh.

So, that's what I've been up to and what I will be up to. If you guys don't hear from me for a while you know what I'll be doing...;-)
Monday, November 26, 2007 


Veteran's Day weekend Heidi Martinuzzi, scream queen and owner of Pretty-scary.net graced us with her amazing presence. We'd talked to her way back in June about being in our movie and playing the part of Daisy. The question was how would we get her out here and how would we pay for it all. She was one hundred percent up for it so we set out to find a way to make it happen.

The solution literally fell into our laps via the U.S. mail. One small envelope with one large check for $1000. Bill Cain whose son Sting had sponsored our last movie Forever Dead wanted to do help again. This time Sting became an Executive Producer. That's what you get for $1000. That and a weekend with hotel paid and a part in our movie as an extra.




So in addition to shooting Heidi's scenes we also had Bill and Sting with us for the weekend helping out.




I'm afraid we may be getting a reputation for putting our guest actors through hell. When Peri came down he sweated his ass of for two days while we shot his scenes. With Heidi it was just the opposite. Being from California she wasn't used to those 30 degree nights. Fortunately Cowboy Bill had his saloon well heated and we all found ourselves constantly seeking refuge there. It was very cold!

Still, I would much rather be freezing my ass off then sweating it off. It's easier to get warmed up then it is to get cooled down. Especially when Cowboy Bill has several bottles of his special "Apple Pie" readily available. But that's another story.

Saturday morning dawned clear and chilly. Of course at 4am when my alarm went off there really wasn't any dawn to be seen. But by the time I got to the airport to get Heidi I could tell it would be an excellent day. I'd bought Heidi's ticket on Priceline hoping to get the best deal, which I did.
I'm sure William Shatner was right there looking over the Delta operator's shoulder telling them to give us a break, we were struggling film makers, we couldn't afford to pay full price! And I'm sure he was snickering when we got our price except for the fact that Heidi had to take the red-eye out of L.A. arriving at 6:15 am and departing Monday evening at 7:30pm way after any hotel checkout time of 12pm so she would have a full 7 and a half hours to kill. Oh yes we could change the time but not without a fee, which kinda defeats the whole purpose of getting the cheap tickets to begin with!

I was about twenty minutes late getting there. Heidi was waiting. I apologized, she said she'd just gotten there about 5 minutes before, so I didn't have to feel too guilty. I don't know what's happened to me lately. I was always very punctual. Early even. But lately I've been late to everything. It's getting me a reputation with my crew who loves to tease me about it every chance they get. Because they're never late of course.

It was about an hour's drive to the HoJo I'd booked for the weekend in Smithfield. It was a very nice drive and the hour seemed more like half an hour. Heidi was great to talk to and even though I know she was exhausted the conversation flowed. This was her very first trip to North Carolina. I wish we'd had more time to show her the sites. But I had packed every scene we could shoot with her into that weekend so there wasn't much room to do anything else.

The Smithfield HoJo was not the classiest establishment I probably could have booked but it wasn't the worst either. Whitey's in Wilmington would be the worst. We spent a night there during the One Take Film Festival. When you're that exhausted you just don't care.

The guy at the front desk of the HoJo was very nice. I got Heidi checked in and called Bill and Sting who I'd also booked there. They had arrived the night before and met me in the lobby. As Heidi pointed out, there was no mistaking they were father and son. They were excited to get going so I got Heidi into her room and we were on our way. We went to the Shadow Hawk first to unload my car. I was actually an hour early believe it or not! After we unloaded I gave them a brief tour of the empty town then, since we had plenty of time, we all went to breakfast at the local BK.




Heidi's call time was not 'til 5:30pm so she could get caught up on some sleep. Jaqueline Martini and Conrad Osborne who play Lily and Jack would be doing their scenes 'til then. Our crew for the shoot was me, Bill M, Boom gal Brandi, Production Manager Zach, and Sting acting as PA for the day. Wayne was there to shoot everything in sight. This in spite of his part as the preacher not being shot until Sunday. We can thank him for some really excellent photos that chronicled the weekends events. William Stine joined us Saturday and Sunday night to assist with FX. So get this, we had Bill Mulligan, Bill Drake, Bill Cain, and William Stine!





The day's shoot was pretty straight forward. Lily and Jack come back into town after a night time trek through the woods. They're exhausted, and since the town now seems to be deserted they decide to run up to Lily's bedroom and catch a quick nap. We had a lot of fun with this as you can imagine. We had two cameras for the shoot. My regular GL2 and an XL1. I mainly wanted to have the XL1 as backup in case my GL2 gave me more trouble. Turns out the GL2 did fine. The XL1 on the other hand was useless at night. The GL2 does a much better job shooting in low light.

Both Jaqueline and Conrad did an excellent job in their parts. This in spite of me surprising them with an alternate ending to one of their scenes.




Zach and Bill ran both cameras and from what I've seen so far got everything we needed. Zach is shaping up to be quite a good camera man. Sting got to do boom after Brandi showed him the ropes. He picked it up with no problem and we were happy to have his assistance throughout the day.




We broke for lunch around 2pm and got a call from Heidi at the hotel. She was hungry! We put together some food, probably more than she could eat, and sent Wayne to the hotel to deliver it. I had put out a call to everyone to bring something to share with everyone for the weekend. I didn't expect so much though! We had more than enough food for everyone that whole weekend. People brought breakfast food, sandwich fixin's, dinner food, snacks, drinks, cups, plastic ware, plates, napkins. I was extremely grateful! It was an expensive weekend and I was a little worried about how I was going to feed everyone. Thanks to cast, crew and extras that was one less thing I had to worry about.




It was nice to just sit for a while 'til our next 5:30 call time. Extras started trickling in around 5 or so. Paul Cardullo brought an amazing sandwich ring. I didn't get any but as fast as it went it must have been good. GG, Too Tall, Ed, Andy and the gang showed up for the night's shoot. Of all the photos taken that weekend the vast majority are of laughing smiling faces. That's the way it was that weekend. We had a great time, worked hard, and enjoyed making our movie.



Things really got going around 5:30. I'd sent Wayne to go pick up Heidi. This it turns out was a BIG mistake. About half an hour later I was getting concerned. The hotel was just about 5 minutes away. I called Wayne. "Heidi's pissed off" he said. "I can't get her to come out of her room." "What???!" I said, "What's wrong? Did she say anything?" "I banged on the door."he said "She opened it, gave me this strange look, said something about a cat, then slammed the door. I kept knocking but she wouldn't open it!" I think I just said "shit" at that point. All I could think was, she seemed so normal? What the hell happened? Did she take something to help her sleep? A million and one thoughts were going through my head. "Should I call her?" I asked Wayne. "No," he said. "Don't do that, I'll take care of it, don't worry, I'll get her there."

I confided all this to Bill and Brandi. They were equally alarmed. Not 5 minutes later I stepped outside to find Wayne and Heidi walking up as if nothing had happened. "You guys sure got here quick!" I said surprised. I was busy staring at Heidi who seemed neither wacked out or "pissed." That's when they both started laughing and knew I'd been had. If you ever want to pull a prank on me it's incredibly easy because I'm incredibly gullible and will believe just about anything you tell me if you're someone I trust. Wayne is no longer on my "trust" list.





We all settled in for one long cold night of shooting. Everyone got some dinner. GG brought some burgers for the grill which went FAST. Heidi looked perfect as Daisy in her saloon girl outfit.




Thanks to Jaquline's grandmother Patricia for getting that to us so quick, complete with feathers, boa, shoes, petticoat, everything she would need. Unfortunately it wasn't a very warm outfit. Our first scene was in front of the church where some of the towns people were demanding to be let in. Everyone really got into their parts. It was very convincing and we got some excellent footage!




Next was the scene at the saloon. This was a bit more difficult due to the size of the saloon and getting it lit just right. Trying to use two cameras is hard in such a small space especially when you don't want to get the other guy in your shot. Bill and I shot this since Zach was busy over acting in his part as Willy. I was extremely impressed with all the performances and was even more happy that I'd picked Heidi to play Daisy. There couldn't have been anyone more perfect to play that part. GG was over the top as the old prospector. Everyone had a hell of time keeping a straight face when he delivered his line.




After spending a couple of hours huddled in the saloon we finally got all the shots we needed. We went back to the other saloon where there was heat, got some food and waited while our FX guys finished making up zombies for the next series of shots.

About midnight we had everyone ready. I really felt sorry for the horses at this point. They'd been sitting there all day waiting for their big shot. We turned out all the lights in the town and used our big lights with various colored gels and attempted to fill the streets with our fog machine on loan from Ed. It looked suitably creepy!

William, Bill, and Brandi had done a great job making up all the zombies. Daisy/Heidi was also a zombie. We shot until about 1:30am. I think it's some of the best zombie footage we've gotten. Everyone was great, even at the 1:30am their enthusiasm didn't diminish.

I'd gotten a hotel room at the HoJo for the night along with some of our other cast and crew. It didn't make sense to drive all the way back to Sanford when we had to be there at 10am the next morning. And I was NOT going to spend the night in my car again. So we all headed to the HoJo. I don't remember one thing after my head hit the pillow. I was gone.

I'd suggested to Heidi that we get breakfast at the Waffle House the next morning. Just give me 10 minutes to get ready she said. I can't even get ready in 10 minutes. It kills me that she can do that and look as great as she does. I called around to the various rooms to see if anyone would join us that morning. Bill Cain said Sting was still fast asleep. They were heading out that morning so he wanted to let him sleep in. He thanked me again for letting them help out at the shoot, and I thanked him for making it happen. Wayne said he would join us. I couldn't get hold of Bill and Shonna. When we got to the Waffle House we figured out why. They were already there.

Heidi had never heard of the Waffle House before, so she was excited to have her first Waffle House experience. We'd heard the night before that just a few nights before that, someone had gotten their finger bitten off there. Exciting! Heidi on the other hand was more excited that she could buy Waffle House hunting gear, and took down the web address so she could order some.

I had a huge breakfast. This was good because it ended up being the only meal I got that day. Of course we were late getting to the town but we had a good excuse. We probably could have rushed through breakfast but it was nice to just sit and chat for a bit. I knew the rest of the day would not be as relaxed.

That days shoot was wonderful. I was still worn out from the night before, a lot of us were. We were shooting Daisy and the Sheriff's scenes and their first scene was a flash back. We shot at the church and the area we were shooting was very limited. Bill and Zach were on camera and Zach was having trouble getting the shot I needed. I think I said something like "give me the camera, I'll shoot it if you can't get it". Poor Zach, he'd unintentionally incurred the wrath of bitchy Christine. It was a difficult shot and Zach is a perfectionist when it comes to composing his shots. This is definitely a good thing be-cause I don't have to worry about his shots being sloppy. I did apologize to him after-ward. Hopefully he's forgiven me by now.

Both Heidi/Daisy and Darrell/Sheriff were excellent by the way. They played off of each other well. Their next scene in the saloon went equally well and we were done shooting at Shadow Hawk for the weekend.

The most difficult task was next. Packing up all our stuff and heading to Caroline's where we would be shooting our stable scene that night. We'd staged most of our stuff at the General Store. It looked like a small bomb had gone off there. There were costumes everywhere, make up, etc. Shonna's brother and sister-in-law (Mike and Debbie) were nice enough to get most of it in some kind of order while Brandi and I cleaned up the saloon where we had all our meals. We had quite a bit of food left over but I was sure that before the night was over most of it would be gone.

About an hour later we had crammed every bit of stuff we could into our vehicles. My new SUV was coming in very handy. Bill no longer had to carry the majority of the gear which I'm sure he was happy about as was his wife Shonna who drove the van that carried it. Apparently after our little trek to Erie she was attacked for about a week by fruit flies before she found a rotting banana skin in a bag that had been left behind.

Poor Heidi was fading fast and I promised her we would not be shooting until 1:30am that night. She'd only gotten about an hour's sleep on the flight over and was still trying to catch up. She never complained though and was always one hundred percent for every scene. She'd put up with a lot that weekend from freezing temperatures to randy old drunks making crude remarks. Lord you'd think they'd never seen a woman in a saloon girl outfit before! Makes you wonder what the real saloon girls had to go through.

We arrived at Caroline's and took a break to get some food. Caroline had made a pot of chili which went fast! I went out to my car to get the costumes for everyone so we could get started. That was a task in itself. Digging through all those bins, trying to find all the bits and pieces. We had a panic moment when we thought we'd left Ed's hat back at the town but we soon found it in one of the boxes. I pulled out everything I thought we would need for the night including my two cameras.

I told someone to go ahead and take the lights down to the stables. Somehow though, my camera ended up down there too. More on that later. We got everyone in costume. Wayne was more than ready for his big scene. He'd been waiting all weekend for his big moment.

The stables was perfectly lit, the horses were friendly and Wayne got along with them well. I was pretty pissed when I found my camera there. It had been sitting there in freezing temperatures for at least an hour or two. It turned on and worked, so initially I thought we were okay. We shot some beautiful stuff. Unfortunately about 90 percent of it is ruined. When I played back the tape later on, one side of the video was extremely pixelated. Frames were dropped, audio came in and out. It was a mess. I hope to god I can salvage enough of Heidi's stuff to use but the rest will have to be re-shot. I definitely have enough good audio of her that I can plug in to what shots I can salvage. The time code was also missing so it couldn't be dumped to the computer. I fixed this by making a dupe and have successfully dumped it thank god.

We had taken a break to go and do Heidi's make up and get her ready for her finale. During that time we also did our podcast which you can check out here. In that time the camera had time to warm up and recover so the last part of the tape and Daisy's death was perfect. Thank god for that! That also leads me to believe that my camera is not permanently damaged. I'd love to get hold of the person responsible and just....! I can't imagine what idiot would think you could leave an expensive camera like that out in freezing temperatures and not ruin it! If it had been ruined I'd be taking the cost out of their hide. That is if I knew who it was because no one will own up to it.

Anyway...we finished up about 10pm not too late. I got Heidi to her hotel, the Microtel this time since it was closer to the airport, and I headed home, exhausted, happy, and wishing I didn't have to go to work the next day!

Check out our podcast from this shoot here!


All photos courtesy of Wayne Bates
Wednesday, November 07, 2007 
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Fistful of Brains Podcast
Wednesday, October 24, 2007 
Wow, my blog finally hit the 10,000+ mark the other day. You guys have been tuning in a lot. That's great! You've journeyed with me from the very beginning nearly 2 years ago to the present. A lot has changed since then eh? I started the blog to work through some issues I was having with our former director of Forever Dead "Patrick". It quickly became a lot more than just an outlet. It became a production diary. Something we can all look back on when we forget. Something to remind ourselves of all we've overcome, accomplished and those frustrating times when we just couldn't get it to work.

You guys have been there through all of that, offering suggestions and laughing with us along the way. We wouldn't be doing this if it weren't for all of you. Your support and your positive responses to our productions are what kept us going through it all. And there were times when finances were scarce and I wondered if I was just crazy trying to make it happen. What we do doesn't pay in cold hard cash. Doing something that gives other people pleasure and gives us an unending, no-holds-barred creative outlet makes us richer than any amount of $$$ in our bank account. Of course we wouldn't turn down a few $$$ if they came our way.

I was thinking about that Monday when the power company shut my lights off. Maybe I shouldn't have made that trip to Erie, maybe I shouldn't have brought that plane ticket for our actor out in LA. Maybe I shouldn't be buying more costumes and paying for hotel rooms, buying more equipment etc. Maybe I shouldn't have taken out those 3 loans to cover all our production expenses. But then I thought, candle light is under rated. It's nice to have a night or two without the noise of the T.V. Time to think about things, catch up on some reading and stuff. Right!

Now about the power thing. Funny story. Really. I always live paycheck to paycheck. This time that bit me in the ass. Did you know that when you purchase gas if you use a credit card they can hold up to $100 on your card to cover your gas purchase? This doesn't happen if you use it as a debit card and enter in a pin. Then they can only hold $1. And no one will claim responsibility for it. If you call the credit card company they will say it's the gas station holding it. If you call the gas station they say it's the credit card company. You could go all day like this and get nowhere!

So I purchased $30 in gas Friday on my way home from work. I knew I would have just enough money to pay my power bill which had to be paid no later than Sunday. No problem, I'd just go home hop on the computer and take care of it. Uh, uh. Thanks to the gas station, or credit card company or the gas pump troll, my account was short about $45. They held $75 on my card. And the $75 hold would not be released 'til Monday.

So there I was Monday with no power and a new appreciation for everything electrical. My water wouldn't even work without power! Even though I paid the bill Monday morning as soon as the money was back in my account, it was too late. "Too bad so sad" the Power company said. You have to pay a $700 deposit to get it turned back on. I think I made some distressed gagging sound over the phone that alarmed them appropriately. They lowered it to $171.95. Thanks to a generous co-worker I was able to get it turned back on Tuesday afternoon. Of course now I'll be $171.95 in the hole on Friday. So some other creditor that I can't pay will be pissed off. Thank god for Caller ID!

Lesson learned, don't put off 'til tomorrow what you should do right now! And use your "debit" card not your "credit" card at the pump!

One day when we reach 20,000 I'll be able to look back on this and laugh. Actually, I'm laughing right now. You really have to! ;-) In the end it's all worth it. I could have money in my bank account and nothing to do on the weekends, no friends, no one to share my ideas with and be absolutely miserable. I have been there. Or I can have no money in my account and look forward to every weekend, have lots of friends who share my ideas and help me realize my dreams. Crazy as it sounds I prefer the empty bank account. The money is well spent, the work week goes a lot faster, and I'm happy!