Hey you guys, after months of HARD work, I am so pleased to announce that our newest movie from RoyaltyX. com, TENNIS BALLIN' is available for purchase on our website for only $5.95! This awesome hardcore movie stars ALANA EVANS, JENEVEVE JOLIE, ALEXIS AMORE, GIANNA LYNN, SUNNY LANE, LEXI L'AMOUR, EVAN STONE, KRIS SLATER, and JAMES DEEN.


TENNIS BALLIN' was Directed and Edited by Chris Evans and written by me!

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EVERYTHING YOU WOULD NORMALLY GET ON A DVD MADE FOR THE WEB ONLY • 5 Full-Length Scenes PLUS • Behind The Scenes Footage PLUS • Photo Stills Gallery PLUS • 2 Bonus Scenes

This movie features some of the hottest talent in the adult industry today. See what happens when Alexis Amore calls for a "private Lesson" from tennis stud Evan Stone. This is the first scene featuring the two well known performers together in one out of control boy girl scene. Then back at the Tennis Ballin' pro shop, August finds herself tongue twisted deep inside Gianna Lynn's pinkness, an amazing Girl Girl scene. You won't believe what you see when Sunny Lane takes the court by surprise and lets coach James Deen get balls deep! Sunny is literally shaking from the multiple orgasims she's having as James continues to bang out her tight hole. Kris Slater lets Lexi Lamour try out her stroke, on his cock that is! Kris and Lexi get down and dirty on the floor and on the counter tops for a really smoking scene. Last but not least, a three way fuck feast with ME, Alana Evans, Jenaveve Jolie, and James Deen.


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So you've all been waiting eagerly and patiently... so I will give you just a little taste. As many of you know, I have started a new production company with my other half, Chris Evans. Together, we have created Royalty X Films!  I am so pleased and excited to be able to deliver the hottest content very soon!

The site goes live in the beginning of October and our line-up of ladies is quite impressive...Devin,  Sunny Lane, Flower Tucci, Nicki Hunter, Nikki Rhodes and many other sexy young ladies to cater to any man's perversions. Plus little me, Alana Evans, in full hardcore glory!

Watch for updates and announcements as we get things moving! With Six awesome movies already in the can, we promise to deliver! AlanaEvans.com is getting a complete make-over with tons of new exclusive content!

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Always Nasty, Alana

Ok boys!  Who's ready to be in my next movie!  We are cranking the titles out getting ready for our big release. We just finished editing "Alana Evans Pick's Em Young & New, 18-22!" The movie is set to be released soon... but in the meantime.... I need new guys for 2! Read the info below to see if you qualify. You must meet all eligibilty requirements to be considered. YOU MUST BE 18-22!

YES, MY SWEET YOUNG MEN... IT'S TIME AGAIN TO JUMP IN LINE FOR YOUR CHANCE TO BREAK INTO THE ADULT INDUSTRY WITH ME, ALANA EVANS. I AM SEEKING SEXY STUDS AGES 18 TO 22 (AND 18--22 ONLY) TO STAR IN THE NEXT EDITION OF "ALANA EVANS PICKS' EM YOUNG & NEW, 18-22!"

HERE'S THE RULES- YOU MUST BE OVER 18!!! THE AGES I AM SEEKING ARE 18-22 YEARS OLD. YOU MUST HAVE 2 VALID FORMS OF IDENTIFICATION- ONE MUST BE A PHOTO ID SUCH AS A DRIVER LICENSE, PASSPORT, OR MILITARY ID. MUST LIVE NEAR THE LOS ANGELES AREA OR ARE GOING TO BE TRAVELING TO LOS ANGELES. YOU MUST ALSO BE WILLING TO BE TESTED BY AIM HEALTHCARE FOR OUR REGULATED TESTS

IF YOU WANT TO BE CONSIDERED FOR PICK' EM YOUNG, RESPOND TO THIS BULLETIN WITH YOUR NAME, WHERE YOU ARE FROM, YOUR AGE, AND WHY YOU WANT TO BE BROKEN IN BY ME AND MY FRIENDS!

ALWAYS NASTY, ALANA EVANS

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/ALANAEVANS

MISSALANAEVANS@YAHOO.COM

And I love to Fuck to it! I spent several hours at Playboy Radio recording episodes of my new show, Music to Fuck By. It was so much fun! The music we play so quite diverse... everything from Mile Davis to Def Leopard. I am such a dirty girl too.  I can't wait til the show hits the Sirius airwaves.

As some of you may already know, I'm also up for the "Big Show" on Playboy Radio... Night Calls Radio.  Christy Canyon is the host of the show and the slot for co-host is open... I'm spending my trial week from Sept.15-19.

I am really excited to have to opportunity to work alongside the Legendary Christy Canyon. She is a true inspiration to me. I have learned a lot about being a great host from Christy. I especially love those big natural tits in my face:)  We do a segment called Show Me Yours, Show You Mine where we show off and explain eachothers underwear that day... she's always so detailed and it makes me feel super sexy... I always wear hot panties just for her:)

So hopefully all will go well:) Be sure to tune in... Sirius ch 198...4pm-7pm PST.

If you don't have Sirius, go get it! And tell them you want Playboy Radio.

And dont forget, you can get me every Monday Night on Private Calls on Playboy Radio!  7pm-9pm PST

Always Nasty, Alana

Sometimes I'm a little off... I can be a clumsy girl... and today I really did it this time...At this very moment... I'm chilling on my sofa with my poor swollen foot propped up on a pillow:(  I was a little out of it this am and I hit more poor foot on the doorframe of my bathroom... dumb... I think it's actually broken...

So I'm off to the DR first thing in the morning.... but alas... it's 1am here in sleepy california but I'm wide awake from the pain... and I hit it this morning... not a good sign:(

So do you think a pink cast is cute?  I could draw black polka dots all over it...let you know tomorrow...

Alana

Last week I went to see the 10 finalists from last seasons American Idol at the Staples Center on Monday.  I was trippin... My man was sick and couldn't go..so i took his little toe head cuties... and their mom... yes... the ex-wife.  Why the fuck did I do that?  Well, I always get tix to the coolest shows and many times when I had an extra ticket, the kids knew she loved whatever band it was... but I would usually refuse... no way right... this time I decided to be nice:)

We get the opportunity to attend the meet & greet... dude... Brooke is so absolutley   beautiful... with the prettiest smile.  David A was adorable and David Cook was smoking hot.  The crew sat behind a banquet  table,      signed our pic, and we were shuffled through... but the difference between this years finalists and last is incredible...the talent this crew has blows last years winners away... except for Chris Daughtry who I would molest in heartbeat... but the main thing was that they were so humble and sweet... every last one.

My seats were rad... right next to the side platform of the stage.... 5 feet away from the stage. Totally stoked right... I had the 2 kids sit in between us cuz otherwise it would have been a little weird... the main thing was that Chris' daughter was really happy her mom was there... what did I get out of it?  Listening to the woman who hates me talk about how I'm so awesome and I get the best hookups to every friend she called to tell that she  met  David Cook... its the best way to prove that I'm not the evil whore she tells all that I am...

Of all the performances my favorites were Brooke White, Carli Smithson, DAvid Cook, David A, Jason Castro... but Michaels Johns was my fave! I love those Aussie boys... and he sang Queen!  My least favorite was the blonde who didnt really deserve to be there...not going to name names...

The best wardrobe malfunction went to Syesha Mercado... dude! She was wearing a very sexy shimmery dress with a vest like top... don't know if any of you have noticed this before but the girl has a grade A rack! Nice big natural tits... gorgeous... what was even better was that the top was obviously too tight and completely smashin her tits together... well big boobs usually mean big nipples right.... in the middle of her second song I noticed that her right areola was starting to creep... at first I thought it was a shadow but when the left side started creeping, I knew... I pointed it out the ex wife and she saw it too! Dude... and they just kept creeping.... you could clearly see the sides of each of her nipples... it was awesome... well for me anyway but not sure about all the other parents and kids watching the show on the jumbo screen... I think they need to tape em down or get her a bigger top:)

The show ended with an amazing performace from all the Idols and a bit of drama for me... the kids are tired... getting cranky... the little girl is rocking out having a blast while the little boy is slumped in hischair.. wiped out.  The music ends  and the girl is still jumping and screaming... like brothers do... he told his sister to stop screaming... she yelled in his face.... he hit her with foam 1 finger... no biggy... but the sister gets all upset and sits... then the exwife notices somethings up... I make the mistake a telling her what happened... dude....

Now my story turns from fun and happy times to yuckiness...their mom starts yelling at him that its not ok to hit his sister, that he has to keep in control... then she smacked him right in front of me! DUDE! We do not hit our kids, we think its totally wrong... and by law, you are only allowed to spank them so much as to not leave a mark... you cannot hit your kids in the face... to make matters worse... the fucking lights came on right before she smacked so like 100 people watched her do this.... she immediately gets loud and says"dont talk to your mother like that" to make it look as he did something to warrant it... he didn't say shit.   I was so shocked that she just did that in front of me... she did it so fast without thinking... it was clear to me that her normal reaction to this kind of behavior was to hit him... she was too comfortable when she did... then she realized where she was and who she was with... she's also super pregnant so I think that may have saved her from the crowd who was clearly shocked...

I was so embarrassed... and concerned.  I'm trying to consol the little boy while his mom is looking away... then checking to make she herself is ok.  You see, this happend while the kids were in my care... not their moms. I didnt even know what to do or say... but the car ride home was fun... I asked the boy if he was ok and what happened and what did she say... his response was that when she smacked him, all he could think was "busted."  He's been saying mom's been smacking him for a while and we couldn't prove... nor does a kid really want to tell on their mom to an authority ya  know... so now I've seen it for myself.

Anyway... the concert was rad... the kids were rad.... the Idol's were awesome...

Weird story... I know...

Alana

 

YES, MY SWEET YOUNG MEN... IT'S TIME AGAIN TO JUMP IN LINE FOR YOUR CHANCE TO BREAK INTO THE ADULT INDUSTRY WITH ME, ALANA EVANS. I AM SEEKING SEXY STUDS AGES 18 TO 22 (AND 18--22 ONLY) TO STAR IN THE NEXT EDITION OF PICK' EM YOUNG!

HERE'S THE RULES- YOU MUST BE OVER 18!!! THE AGES I AM SEEKING ARE 18-22 YEARS OLD. YOU MUST HAVE 2 VALID FORMS OF IDENTIFICATION- ONE MUST BE A PHOTO ID SUCH AS A DRIVER LICENSE, PASSPORT, OR MILITARY ID. MUST LIVE NEAR THE LOS ANGELES AREA OR ARE GOING TO BE TRAVELING TO LOS ANGELES. YOU MUST ALSO BE WILLING TO BE TESTED BY AIM HEALTHCARE FOR OUR REGULATED TESTS

THIS PICK' EM YOUNG WILL BE NASTIER THAN THE FIRST...WHY? BECAUSE I AM INVITING MY FRIENDS TO HELP BREAK YOU GUYS IN! MY FRIENDS INCLUDE GIANNA LYNN AND OTHER SURPRISES TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON!

IF YOU WANT TO BE CONSIDERED FOR PICK' EM YOUNG, RESPOND TO THIS BULLETIN WITH YOUR NAME, WHERE YOU ARE FROM, YOUR AGE, AND WHY YOU WANT TO BE BROKEN IN BY ME AND MY FRIENDS!

ALWAYS NASTY, ALANA EVANS

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/ALANAEVANS

MISSALANAEVANS@YAHOO.COM

I've never known love for an animal the way I love my pitties... it's so crazy to see the constant fear of others because of the breed of my babies... but they are just that... my babies.

My brindle pit, Buddy, is the biggest lover of them all. He's huge... stands almost as tall as I do... always ready to give me big hugs when I get home. He's a rescue... yes... my pride was found wandering the 210 freeway with a pug... I fell in love instantly and he has become my protector.

My bitch is a beautiful blue nosed pit... she's a little over 7 months old. She is the prettiest thing you've ever seen... such a deep puppy soul lies behind her beaming blue eyes... just like her mommy. She runs the show... punking Buddy and jacking my pug... but they all love each other just the same.

I couldn't imagine my life without my pitties... they are the best dog's I've ever had. Don't be afraid to rescue a pit... you may fall in love too:)

Thanks to Dog Star's...

Always, Alana

Thats right baby!!! I am so excited to say the awesome people at Playboy and Sirius have entrusted yours truly to host an ALL NEW show on Playboy Radio! The show is called "MUSIC TO FUCK BY!"  Yes.... I said MUSIC!!!  I am the only host of the show! I am so excited because the show is something totally different for Playboy. I will be playing some of the hottest music to get you in the mood!!!  The hot catch is hearing my sexy voice talking dirty to you over the music!  We don’t have a schedule yet but it’s coming soon... I can guarantee it’s going to be late nights for sure!  But don’t worry... you can still get me every Monday night on Private Calls on Playboy Radio!

If you want to share your favorite mood songs, send your sex soundtrack to Radio@playboy.com  Be sure to put "Music to Fuck By" in the heading!  You can also send me your list right here on Myspace. Be sure to include the name of the song as well as the artists name. 

For my music friends in Bands, we’d love to have you play your naughty music live in studio!  send me a message and we’ll work it out:)

Always Nasty, Alana Evans                                                                        Host of Music to Fuck By and Private Calls on Playboy Radio Sirius Satellite Radio ch. 198