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City: LOS ANGELES
State: CALIFORNIA
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Signup Date: 9/9/2006

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Friday, December 19, 2008 
Hope you can come!
-Alan


Stand-up at the Cave with Alan Lebetkin and Michelle Maclay

Christmas is over. Now you can finally have fun.

Friday, December 26, 2008
7:30pm - 9:30pm

The Cave
452 1/2 W. Franklin St.
Chapel Hill, NC

Alan's Phone:
3238553304

Email:
adlebetkin @ hotmail . com

A night of stand-up comedy at The Cave featuring Alan Lebetkin, Michelle Maclay, John Loftin, and others!

Alan Lebetkin graduated from Chapel Hill High School in 1999, and now lives in Los Angeles. Stuff happened in between. Biologically, his body has aged into a mildly attractive, fully grown adult male. However his mind is no more advanced than that of a 3rd grader. Come see him fight with himself as he returns home for the holidays.

Appearing with Alan are local comedians Michelle Maclay, John Loftin (moving to NYC Dec. 29th), and possibly others! Could it be you?

Friday, December 26th
Doors @ 7:30pm, $5
Show @ 8pm
Sunday, July 06, 2008 
Saturday, July 19

9:30pm
, $10 ($5 w/ Student ID, 2-for-1 Flyer Available)

Westside Eclectic Theatre
(Entrance in the alley. Map.)

1323 3rd Street Promenade

Santa Monica, CA 90401


Featuring July 19th:


Michael Gelbart (Late Late Show)


Alan Lebetkin (A Nice Boy)


Leon Cowan


Musical performance by:


Kate Micucci (Builds Sand Castles)


New videos by:


Amber Tozer


Upright Citizens Brigade's Old Man Girlfriend


Julie Cohen


Hosted by:


Asterios Kokkinos (National Lampoon)


Candy and beerverages will be provided free of charge. Stuffed animals are handed out during the show.

Saturday, June 28, 2008 
Hey Smiley Face Peeps,

This is Alan Lebetkin from the Smiley Face Show.

What a great turn out at our last show! Word's spreading fast about the strong comedians, great musicians, and innovative long-form videos we're presenting the third Saturday of every month.


Line to get in the theatre. Not pictured: a UFO


We're so pleased to watch the Smiley Face show develop and grow into the great experience we originally envisioned.


Sometimes "selling out" is a good thing


Now for just $5 (with a flyer that we will personally hand you right up to the start of the show), you can sit back, drink beer, eat cookies, eat candy, play with stuffed animals, watch the best comedians in the country, discover new videos, and hear a band. That's less than the price of one beer at a crowded, noisy bar!

Do the Math:

One


Or...

Unlimited


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So thank you to everybody who did the math last Saturday! Our next show will be Saturday, July 19. Come on out, the shows just keep getting better and better!

Thank you also to all of the Smiley Face performers for giving it their all. We set the bar impossibly high, and they just keep raising it. They are:

Ed Galvez, the energetic and friendly host, who killed all night long. And not just himself:


"Don't try this joke at home."


Nick Hoff, who delivered a hilariously twisted and convoluted set that surprised audience members with his quick wit. Something about Nick just makes you feel proud to be an American:


"USA! USA! USA!"


Mary Mack, who wowed us with her engaging monologues about inflatable birthing hips, high school lock-ins in South Dakota, and a sweet little ditty about gangster boys.


"I want to give birth in IKEA…"


The Meatgrinder Show, a new web series created by Chris Erb, that introduced us to a pair of roommates who make the odd couple look so 1950s.


This puppet knows how to talk dirty


Big thank you to Hands (band members Geoffrey Halliday and Ryan Sweeney) for playing a few of their classic songs. We love their amazing melodies, laid back sound, and innovative arrangements. Geoff's singing voice reminds us of Thom Yorke.


Your new favorite band


Filmmakers Curtis William Neill, Tom Becker and Randy Liedtke, great friends of the show, who put together a hilarious commercial for Bottled Warter (not Water). Their heroic efforts will do to the bottled water industry what Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" did for the meatpacking industry, no doubt.




Julie Cohen, who debuted her new web series Dov & Hawkins, a spoof on the Fair & Balanced news coverage we take for granted these days. Expect to see more of her videos at future shows.


Now I want to go to Mexico


Last but not least, we can't speak highly enough about the comedic stylings of Melinda Hill! Don't let her beauty fool you, Melinda's humor is simply ferocious. We were thrilled to get her as a headliner, and the audience couldn't have agreed more!


Last comic standing


You can see Melinda perform every Monday at the Tiger Lily bar in Los Feliz, where she co-hosts a show with two of our favorite comics, Natasha Leggero and Maria Bamford.

And one last thank you to the whole Smiley Face crew for producing another great show: Tom Becker, Lindsay Sample, Sean Hart, and Jan Flugum.

Hope you can make it to our next show July 19, featuring Michael Gelbart. Michael has two 30-minute television specials and tours regularly with Norm MacDonald.

Peace,


Alan Lebetkin
"The nice boy"

and


Flem Buttersworth
"Possibly gay"

All photos by Tom Becker
Friday, May 09, 2008 
This tops everything that has ever come before it IN HISTORY.  You will forward this to all your friends and enemies.

Check it out:

You know how CNN has those little video icons next to headlines to warn you not to click because you don't want to sit through a 60 second commercial just to see a dog marry a rat?

Today I noticed a new little icon next to the video icon.  The icon was of a shirt.  It was next to several very important headlines like:

Students scatter as car sails onto field
Stiletto-clad beauty queen seeks office
Small town preps for big Bush wedding

I hope that small town has an exit strategy.

Anyway, so I thought this little t-shirt couldn't possibly mean what I think it means.  That would be crazy.  I won't even think it means what I think it means because then *I'd* be crazy.  I'll just click it once and see that it's really nothing at all and then laugh to myself, shake my head playfully, and go to bed.

Click.

NO.

IT'S OFFICIAL

CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS.
CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS.
CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS.
CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS.
CNN IS SELLING HEADLINES AS T-SHIRTS.

I hate this world we live in.

Peace nowhere,

Alan
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 

Is that a hand job subliminal?


HILLARY INSISTS CAMPAIGN IS STRONG

Saturday, February 09, 2008 

Hi Everybody,

 

This is Max and Alan of Frowny Face.  We want to say thank you to all of you for coming out to our insane show last Saturday at the Westside Eclectic Theatre!

 

Word of the original show we were planning spread like wildfire and we wound up selling out the house.  People who weren't very early or made reservations were forced to stand in the back.

 

Even before the show began, we could tell the crowd loved the party-like atmosphere.  We got way into it ourselves, tossing beer cans out to the audience from stage.  The noise from music and conversation was so intense that we had to shout in each other's ears just to be heard.

 

When the lights went down, the excitement only built and we took the stage to a crazy applause.  The audience immediately knew this was a different kind of show when we pulled up a computer feed on the big screen and asked our live blogger to say hi.  The blogger, possibly drunk, typed a few ramblings before we cut out the projector to protect everybody from his web-rage.  (Thanks to Sean Conroy for writing a hilarious show blog that you can read on our MySpace site: myspace.com/frownyfaceshow).

 

Now just minutes into the show, the audience went wild as we called up our first surprise guest of the night: Drevon Cooks—better known as the Midget from R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet!  Burping, swearing, and chugging a bottle of rum, the midget shocked all of the world when he explained to Max that he is not Max's real father.  Max was heartbroken, but tragedy quickly turned into triumph when we discovered his real father was in fact sitting in the audience.  Something we all learned last Saturday evening is that Max's real father is a 7-foot-tall black man!  (Special thanks to comedian and actor Jon Dixon for being Max's real father).

 

After we dragged the midget from the stage, the first video of the night began.  Eric Schwartz's hit YouTube video "Kosha Boy" destroyed and it was followed by an original video in which Eric addresses the Frowny Face audience directly.

 

Next Max and I brought up our first stand-up comedian of the night, the head writer for MTV's Wild'n Out, Hugh Moore.  Hugh killed as always (does he ever do any wrong?) and enjoyed the opportunity to connect with the audience for a full 10 minute set. 

 

Our next act of the evening was a special discovery that we recently made.  We were pleased to have found the young Seattle transplant John Sanders who absolutely destroyed with his unique blend of guitar riffs, whip smart cracks, and soaring confidence.  John relished the opportunity to shut down a heckler (played by himself) by handing him a guitar and asking the heckler to entertain the audience.  Nice work John!  (We think).

 

Although Maria Bamford couldn't perform on our show in person, Frowny Face loves her and knew we had to involve her somehow!  We tracked down a new, never-before-seen video from Maria's upcoming web series and even played a hilarious original introduction where Maria personally introduces the video to the Frowny Face crowd.  No one will ever see that intro segment again!  We go out of our way to make sure each show is a unique experience.

 

Next was the moment that we, and most of the audience, were really waiting for.  We announced the big screen debut of our hit viral video "Fuck Planet Earth."  We humbly uploaded it to YouTube just one week ago and within the first 3 days it received over 50,000 hits.  On day 4 it was featured on FunnyOrDie.com's front page, and eBaum's World described it as, "possibly the best video of the year" (Easy fellas!  We haven't even released our next video yet!).  The appeal of "Fuck Planet Earth" was so universal that even The Atlantic Monthly's political columnist Andrew Sullivan enthusiastically wrote about it in his blog.  Well over 1,400,000 hits later, we finally got to play it on the big screen, and it was great.  You could hear the laughter all the way in Beverly Hills.

 

 

After the high of "Fuck Planet Earth," everyone was treated to a tender moment where we invited body language expert Laura Karlin on stage to give Alan a lesson in courting the fairer sex.  Laura showed Alan a few much-needed pointers such as "how to stand so you don't look like you need to pee," "how to make eye contact with a girl," and the dreaded "how to slow-dance."  Alan almost succeeded in each of these tasks, and apologizes to Laura profusely for dropping her during the dance.

 

Finally it was time to introduce our headliner act.  We both love Ben Covette and were pleased to get him for the show.  Ben stormed the stage and immediately attempted to make out with Max (Max didn't let him get far).  Ben then launched into his patented speaking style that's unlike anything else being done in stand-up comedy right now.  We love Ben's style and knew it would challenge the audience.  That's what Frowny Face is all about.  Having fun, taking risks, and letting the talented people we know do something different on stage.

 

Interesting note: Ben had a heckler who we ejected from the theatre.  Because the show was so crazy, with audience plants, multimedia bits, and surprise guests, we later found out that most of the audience thought Ben's heckler was a skit!   Sorry guys, you can't make this stuff up!

 

Ben finished to a giant applause and we came out to join him on stage.  Alan was so thrilled by Ben's performance that he suddenly remembered his lessons with the body language expert and took Ben for an impromptu dance, complete with a dip and a kiss on the lips (Max was jealous).

 

Thank you everybody for a wonderful show!

 

Be sure to read all about it on the live blog that's posted on our MySpace site: myspace.com/frownyfaceshow.  We'll have clips from the show up, and info on our next even bigger show coming in March!

 

Love,

 

Alan Lebetkin &

 


Max Goldberg of

 

frowny face

myspace.com/frownyfaceshow

Thursday, January 31, 2008 

I work in a UCLA library branch that's located in the hospital.  For most of the day it's easy to forget that I work in proximity of death and suffering.  Library patrons keep their death and suffering down to a barely audible level.

Lunch time is a problem, however.  I'll grab a table in the packed hospital cafeteria and not take one bite before a family appears in front of me, bleary eyed and depressed.  The father will step forward and politely inform me that their beloved grandmother has just passed away and that they would really appreciate it if I could let them use my table in their hour of need. 

So I wander the floor until another table frees up.  Sit down.  Unpack my lunch.  Lift my sandwich to my mouth.  Out of the corner of my eye, someone clears his throat.  I look up.  Another family.  This time no father.  The oldest son explains why.  Car accident.  I get the gist of what he's saying.  I pack my things.

Dash over to a table where a family is just leaving.  Grab a handful of napkins and wipe away their pool of tears.  As I'm sitting down…a mother appears.  I get it.  I'll move. 

I try outside in the courtyard.  It's even worse.  That's where all the lung cancer patients go to smoke. 

Next I'm standing in a hallway with my sandwich unwrapped.  I try to eat it but keep having to side-step disoriented old men and their rolling I.V. drips.  Who's idea was it to make I.V. drips mobile?  Someone who didn't want me to eat lunch.  That's who.
 

I go in the bathroom and find a stall.  Finally, a bite.
 

Someone knocks on the door.  Fucking handicap stall.  It's a hospital.  They're all handicap stalls.

I flush my sandwich and go back to work.

Monday, January 28, 2008 
Wednesday, January 16, 2008 
Just sayin.
Saturday, January 05, 2008 
Extreme photograph of an athlete landing the long jump or...




A MAN CHANGING INTO A GRIZZLY BEAR!!!

I report, you decide.