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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 27
Sign: Gemini

City: PHILADELPHIA
State: PENNSYLVANIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/1/2006

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July 11, 2009 - Saturday 

Current mood:  sick
Category: Writing and Poetry
It's an eerie darkness, one that represents a world without any form of stimulus: no sound, not even of my own breathing; no smell, even of the perspiration that pervades me brow; no touch, even as I know I am being dragged against my will.

“We're here!”

A half smile breaks the black as Mr. Moon steps away from Mr. Sun and the former shines so brightly it burns my eyes as they try to adjust.

“Eclipse? Cute ability. Must come in handy for doubles tennis.”

Mr. Moon pushes me down.

“Emo boy grows a sense of humor; so sad it's too late.”

With that, I'm pushed down as large nails are driven into my hands. Before I can protest, both characters pull mallets from thin air and hammer them deeply into the earth.

“Gah! Why can't I use my powers?!”

“And ruin the surprise?” muses Mr. Moon as he prances away out of the bright light. I look up as Mr. Sun rises and fades into the white. The ground shakes as a large narrow platform erects before me. All my eyes can grasp is a massive gavel teetering over its front most edge as it rises and lands with a thunderous clap.

“I am the Judge. We will now decide if you meet the mantle of Death.”

“Hold on, I don't want...”

I'm interrupted as a circle forms around meas characters I've never before beheld light around me. Such characters appear under my hands, first white and then red as they begin to turn.

“Wait, no!”

My feet remain in place while my arms twist; the horror is almost indescribable save that imagine a taffy pulling machine where you're the taffy.

“AH!”

The Reaper passes out as a sphinx rises before the wheel.

“Fortune dictates that he is the one.”

The sphinx's head spins and the body turns into a jackal man.

“We the Wheel declare this man Death.”

The jackal's head spins and becomes a snake man. It coils around the wheel and the twisted spike of flesh in its center. Images appear above the circle of Tommy's death, the destruction of Reaper's planet, Jaydee's death, Trish's death, Reaper leaving T.I.T., and a metropolis is reduced to dust.

“Thisss man isss sssurrounded by dessspair and dread. He isss, wasss, and ssshall ever be Death!”

The gavel erupts as a giant appears before the bench. Raising its hand, the circle raises up as the earth up heaves into a tower. Multiple bolts of lightning strike the summit as the structure erupts in flame. It breaks from the top and collapses into a rain of brick and mortar as a smoldering lump lands in its center. A ghostly figure in white robes flows forward with a large cup and scoops up the mass. Lightning strikes the cup setting it ablaze and for a moment we see the pale white face and flowing blond hair of the figure as its eyes are missing, lips sewn shut, and no nose or ears. A wave of the being's hand turns the flames into smoke and places its hand above it and squeezes so hard blood pours from the wounds made by its fingers. The form crackles as it forms into ice. The being reaches with its bloodied hand to scoop up dirt from the tower and tosses it into the cup as it radiants like a spotlight upwards. The air whistles as the being flies upward with the cup before the Judge and turns the cup down hard onto another cup, raising it as a few ebony drops dribble from its held container into the one resting on the table. Pure darkness radiant from the Judge's cup with plumes of black smoke creeping over the edges of its rim. The gavel slams once more as a figure in a black tattered cloak grasping a scythe rises.
June 22, 2009 - Monday 

Current mood:  tired
Category: Blogging
My Saturday morning started out at 6 am, I had went to bed at 10:30 the night before in hopes of getting some semblance of a full night's sleep but I ended up conking out around 2-2:30. Left the house around 8 and got to the Convention Center around 8:30, found the doors were locked so I couldn't pick up my pass and hit the Wawa on 11th Street. I looked for a Frapuccino, but all they had was their brand of chilled coffee. Thoroughly defeated, I grabbed a bacon, egg, and cheese on bagel and soft pretzel. Decided nothing could be won by waiting in line with the other early attendees and sat at the center's corner across from Wawa and began eating my sandwich; I say began because two bites in, the bacon was so disgusting I had to take it off and another three bites in proved the sandwich was not improved enough to continue. Drinking my coffee, I figured I still had the pretzel and torn up the bagel for the birds. However, a couple bites of the pretzel proved it equally nasty which ruined my plans for some much needed energy to start the con. Feeding the birds, my friend from school Xander and a friend of hers named Emy walked by and they came over to talk. They're part of the New Jedi Order (http://www.newjediorder.org/) who are Star Wars enthusiasts that perform staged combat with light sabres based in Philadelphia. Xander was dressed as her Sith Lord character Xin Demagol and looked stunning. As exhibitors at the con, they had to get going and I quickly followed as it was ten past nine and I wanted to get my pass.

I was a little concerned at first, last year I was with my friend Ihsaan and so stood in line with him. When I got to the door and asked to get my press pass and the door attendant wasn't sure if I could go in, my concern grew. Fortunately, he got the okay from someone and I headed in. Going to the check-in booth, they actually had my pass ready unlike last year much to my delight (I was especially pleased I didn't have to bother my uber-busy editor to get it for me again). Heading to the line, I found myself fourth in line next to another, quite longer line. Apparently, VIP package owners get in first, then press, people who buy their tickets on-line, and finally those who buy tickets at the show. One of the interesting aspects of standing in line from around 9:30 to 10 was seeing the exhibitors, professionals, and celebrities coming in. Yancy Butler, Ted Raimi, Jim Calafiore, Billy Tucci, Peter Mayhew, Tom Savini, and Marina Sirtis. About three hundred people I'd say got in before me, but it was neat getting in right after them. While in line, I called up my friends Ihsaan and Mallory who I knew were coming to the show as well, but Ihsaan had to work the night before and was still in bed. Getting into the show around 10:05, it was eerie to see it so empty because it's generally packed by the time I usually get in. My policy is always to get free swag first and foremost but the pickings this year were slim to say the least. The absence of both DC and Marvel was deafening, the only free swag I came across was at the empty Wizard booth and all they offered were the free magazines already provided in the bag you get when you enter the building. I heard later they were doing the wheel of fortune again as with previous years (you spin the wheel and either win a prize or perform to earn a prize), but apparently it wasn't set-up when I arrived and in any event the prizes haven't been all that spectacular in recent years (unlike years ago when you got like ten recent comics or VHS tapes/DVDs or trade paperbacks; last year I got a novel and my friend got folders). The next step in my convention modus operandi is to get celebrity signatures.

I first scouted the celebrity area to see who was there and surprisingly more than half weren't even seated yet. A few, however, were there and the first I went to was Taimak, star of one of my favorite films of all time: Berry Gordy's the Last Dragon, a film based in Harlem about a young man named Leeroy Green (nicknamed Bruce Leeroy) trained in kung fu as he searches for a master that can help him reach the highest level of kung fu known as 'the Glow' and the dangers he faces in Sho'Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem,who wishes to defeat Leeroy to demonstrate his superiority in martial arts and Eddie Arcadian, an arcade mogul out to get television host Lora Charles whom Leeroy falls in love with. Taimak was a really gracious man and seemed legitimately enthused to meet his fans and talk about his role. Buying a photograph and having him sign it, he told me that he has in fact been approached to be part of the Last Dragon remake in the process of coming off the ground (as I understand it, Will Smith's son has been cast to take on the Leeroy character). After Taimak, I went to see Tom Savini who was there with his wife and child. I told him my name, said his character Sex Machine in From Dusk Till Dawn was my favorite in the film and he thanked me, but he didn't really strike me as caring all that much. I bought a photograph of him as Sex Machine and got a signature, but I was a bit disappointed he wasn't too enthused to be there.

I decided to check out the Saber Wars booth as it was next to the celebrity area where the New Jedi Order and their counterparts in New York and three other states were represented. Xander introduced me to her friend Roy and after exchanging some pleasantries (and how I got into the con so early) I headed off to check out Artist's Alley. Roughly 75% of the creators had arrived to this point and again I scouted it out before going in. I passed J.G. Jones but he was with a few people already, so I decided to come back and came across Amanda Conner and Jimmy Palmiotti. Both were complete joys and really nice, willing to talk to the fans. I got a large Power Girl print from Amanda for $20 and a large B&W Painkiller Jane print from Jimmy for I think $10. Heading back to J.G. Jones, he was free and signed a couple of comics he had on hand for me for free. I was touched and gave him $5; he tried giving it back but I insisted and he said that'll pay for some coffee he was desperately in need of. I saw Khoi Pham but he had a few people with him, so I decided to come back later. Mallory called me and told me they were in line (it was about 11 am) and I couldn't believe that I got as much done as I did because in previous years, the swag, celebs, and artist's alley usually took 2½ hours and this year took just one.

I was about to hit the celeb area again when Mal called again; apparently by this time, the line got so low it was about a five minute trek to get into the con. We met up and I headed over to Marina Sirtis. I was disappointed she didn't have any Demona (from Disney's Gargoyles) lithographs to sign and she said Disney hasn't let her use any but it may change in the coming months. Instead, I saw she had some photographs with her and Jonathan Frakes from what I assume was for Star Trek: The Next Generation however Frakes also lent his voice to Gargoyles as most-times antagonist David Xanatos that the actor had signed and, though it set me back $40, it was nice to have a picture signed by both actors (Gargoyles maybe my favorite cartoon of all time, though it only lasted two seasons; I don't count Goliath Chronicles). I should also add, Marina was even more gorgeous than when she was younger. I was blown away by this fact. If there ever was a live action Gargoyles, I dare say she could portray a live Demona. We stood across from Doug Jones booth, but we weren't sure if it was the actor or not because, well, Jones is always in full make-up for just about every character he's played. While the three of this pondered such a dilemma, Xander and Emy came by and Ihsaan, Mal, and I talked with them. Inevitably, I decided to go take a break while my other friends went to check out the rest of the con.

Unfortunately, this year they did away with tables set up in the room for either eating or gaming. Instead, there were bleachers for the VGXPO Video Game Expo by the Saber Wars booth which generally were quite empty. The area was a bit of a sad sight with a dozen plain displays with occasional players. The only interesting thing I could note was at one point later in the day whomever was in the Wizard Bunny suit ran through the area like an idiot and crashed into the display. Who I can only assume as the guy who owned the equipment was about to tear the kid into pieces when the Bunny took the head off and apologized. Luckily, he didn't bust the flat screen else I may have felt bad for the beating he was going to get.

After catching my breath (and letting my back recuperate; threw my back out about two months back and it's still giving me problems), I headed out into the con. In the first aisle, I came across another friend from school Loki (I thought I saw him earlier but dyed his hair and I wasn't sure). We talked a bit before I went forward to find bargains. Generally, I walk the whole floor taking mental notes and then head out for A) DVDs (generally anime), B) TPBs, C) Back Issues, and D) Weapons (generally swords), in that order. However, considering the aforementioned issues I related, I decided to just to go to each DVD booth I found. Unfortunately, of the four I found, three only had poor bootlegs at ridiculous prices. Fortunately, my favorite supplier for foreign and anime DVDs in Another Heaven (http://anotherheaven.biz/) was able to make this year's con and, in some ways, saved the whole event for me (next to the after party, their presence was my favorite highlight). What's funny, I didn't know it was them until after making my purchase because Bryan wasn't there running the show as he usual does (I remember him saying they were expanding, so I hope this is a sign that they're expanding out). In any event, I got the complete series of Defenders of the Earth for $30, [rec] (Spanish film Quarantine was based on) for $12, and the Best of Bravestarr for $25 (at the time, I thought it was Bravestarr Season One, Volume One and kind of felt jipped when I got home but the dude at the stand was nice enough to shave $7 off my purchase, so it made up for it). Walking the whole floor, I decided it was time to take another break at the bleachers.

While there, my longtime best friend Will and his fiancé Rene stopped by and we talked about the con. After they went to go check the rest of the floor out, I decided it'd be a good time for lunch since it was one o'clock. Calling Ihsaan, we went to the small area outside the room and staked out a spot. While they ran out to get some hoagies at Wawa, I watched the spot and our stuff and gave a call to a friend I came across on Facebook that I oddly enough never ran in to despite being in the same circles as her in Jenn. I left her a voicemail but she wasn't able to text back to me until we were about done lunch at 1:30. Saying she was coming, we waited for about twenty minutes but we had to get going. We went around the floor again where I checked to see if I missed any celebs or artists and to take some pictures as I promised about a dozen people I would with my new camera. I came across Jerry “the King” Lawler and Raven where I got both of their autographs (both great guys, nice and easy to talk to) and got signatures from Tom Derenick (he was giving away his comics at $1 a piece, but I got one and gave him a five; I know a lot of artists rely on these cons and I figured every bit helps) and Shane Davis (got a sweet large art print from him for $15) and snapped pics of Jim Calafiore, Blair Smith (doing an absolutely amazing painting of Deadpool vs Afro Samurai), Greg Horn, Tommy Castillo, Billy Tan, Tom Derenick, J.G. Jones (who was eating lunch but was kind enough to let me snap a photo), Amanda Conner, and Khoi Pham. I saw a note about Greg Pak being moved to a bunch of locations throughout the day, and though I wanted to meet him to thank him for his contributions to the Bill Mantlo (perhaps my favorite writer of all time who after a car accident has been hospitalized since) project, it just seemed too much of a hassle to hunt him down. By this time, it was about 3 pm and I had to get to the Wizard Universe Message Board (WUMB) Meet-and-Greet.

I got to the room and ran into Andy Serwin, Mike Cotton, and the panel moderator and intern that I believe was named Josh who were talking outside. I said my hellos and commented on Jim Gibbons hosting the Battlestar Galactica panel and being unable to make it with Andy telling me he was really excited to get that panel. Unfortunately, I believe I was the only WUMBer to make it so it was pretty much just us cracking jokes. Rachel Molino and her friend Nicole stopped by for a while. We talked about a lot of things: awkward interviews, furries, the pantlessness of Winnie the Pooh, and generally stuff about the WUMB. They decided to wrap it at 3:30 and my friends and I decided to wait for the DC Panel to start at 4 pm.

When they opened the doors to the room, it took a good five minutes before everyone in line made it inside. I seriously considered that they may have booked too small a room but fortunately it seemed to be just big enough where almost every seat was taken. Waiting for the panel to start, I was surprised to learn I sat down next to a long time internet friend of mine in Glenn Walker whom I've talked to for years on Yahoo! message boards. It was great to finally meet him and I told him I loved his French Fry Diary he's posted on his blog to learn later he ran into many fans of this feature. Soon after, Dan DiDio came onstage to a flurry of applause and introduced Adam Schlagman, Shane Davis, Rags Morales, Bob Wayne, J.T. Krul, and Franco. Though they talked about things like Grant Morrison's Multiversity, Rags' project involving Doc Savage, showing off a pre-published copy of Wednesday Comics, Sam Kieth on Lobo, and Milestone and Red Circle joining the DCU, it was obvious it seemed thrown together at the last minute. I mean, they didn't even use the projector to display yet-seen cover art as they've done every year. Though the panel was fun due in no small part to Dan, it was disappointing that it wasn't the usual grandeur it was (echoed by the smaller room, packed just enough as it may have been).

With the panel's wrap at five, I headed over to the Saber Wars panel I learned about from my friend Xander. At first, it appeared a riot was about to break out as the room that the panel that Saber Wars took place in ran late and the adjoining room wasn't finished setting up leaving some eighty agitated people anxiously waiting to get started. Fortunately, the room cleared and the other room opened and all was right in the world. The Saber Wars panel was simply great, though at times I think too much energy was spent trying to recruit people for the program (especially since I came for staged combat). Xander, Emy, and Roy were simply amazing. Another really good fight was between New York based performers Dave Harold and Richard A Zak. I think the most impressive lightsabre was from Brad Worrell from New Jedi Order with a six foot Claymore. A few members of the audience were taken into the hall and shown some basic choreography before returning to demonstrate their skills. The panel ran a bit over, so my friends and I had to dash out at six to try and get our final buys before the convention closed at seven.

Going to TPB sellers, I found everything I came across I either already owned or was uninterested in (it seemed as though they had several copies of only a dozen or so books). Considering I have two long boxes of unread comics over putting off my reading for about four months due to school, I decided against looking for back issues. I like to save weapon purchases for the end because exhibitors tend to overcharge their product because most attendees are unaware of the prices of items when bought on-line, so by the end of the day many want to unload their stock and drop prices to either reasonable or bargain levels. Unfortunately, there was only two weapon exhibitors so there wasn't a lot of competition to drive down prices. The first dealer only had a handful of larger weapons (though they were selling Wizard World Philadelphia coins which I snagged one of) and the second dealer almost exclusively sold handmade weapons (handmade is generally $300+), so for the second year in a row I went home without a new sword or other weapon. As the show was ending, I decided to check in on Saber Wars while Ihsaan finished his shopping. The members of the organization however got a real treat when Ray Park (whose line had at least twenty people in it at all times) invited them over for photo ops and tip and tricks (check out some video of the experience: http://www.youtube.com/user/Gravichan and http://www.youtube.com/user/DoctorDorkson).

At the 7 pm mark, we got out of the convention and headed over to the Trocadero Theatre for the after party. The ad for the event was a bit misleading: when they say it features the Rigor Mortis Revue Sampler zombie burlesque, Suicide Girls, and Kaiju Big Battel, they meant you watch Kaiju Big Battel while the other watch it away from you in a reserved area. Considering I sold it to people as a burlesque show with some giant monster combat... my friends asked me up to the end of the show when the burlesque show start. That said, Kaiju Bug Battel is awesome!Truly, the highlight of the entire convention. I've seen the program on television, but in no way does it compare to the real thing. Our waitress was also extremely nice and quite lovely. She talked to me several times throughout the show, we joked about the fact I simply wanted soda and not anything complicated in terms of alcohol or coffee.

At the end of the night, we went to the Dim Sum Garden on 11th St by chance and I ordered the marinated sliced pork and fried pork dumplings. Though I wasn't a fan of the sliced pork (good, but served chilled which didn't feel right to me), the dumplings were out of this world. Simply put, equal to or better than my own homemade dumplings. Ihsaan ordered noodle and eel soup and it looked so good, I had to try some and it was amazing. I had to order myself a bowl, as did Mallory. We all ended up taking home our leftover soup and remarkably, the bill was only $43 and change for three people who admittedly overindulged. Ihsaan picked up the tab because I got his dinner for his birthday and mine had recently passed. I took a cab home and am presently recuperating from yesterday (with my bad ankle, I can barely walk).

All-in-all, I think the convention was about the same as last year; in some ways, that's almost absolutely true as many of the same comic creator guests returned. To that credit, I was unable to see J.G. Jones last year but this year had no trouble. Some people I wanted to see I never came across: Ale Garza, Phil Jimenez, Joe Kelly, Kevin Maguire, Mike McKone, Greg Pak, Tom Raney, and Walt Simonson. I missed my buddy Keith Dallas as well, but that's more my fault than anything. I even spent roughly the same amount of money. However, it was a bit disappointing considering last year was an improvement over the previous year in what seemed as though the convention had decayed year after year; I hoped last year was a sign of improvement, but with DC and Marvel having little to no presence, to some degree it decayed again. Plus, I don't know if it was just me, but the convention felt smaller, like there was less space for things. Didn't seem as packed as last year, either. I've heard rumors about this being the last show, but I hope not. Then again, not exactly a lot of positive signs, either.
June 13, 2009 - Saturday 

Current mood:  ecstatic
Category: Blogging
All the birthday wishes have made my day! The greatest gift: mom came home from the hospital!
June 3, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  exhausted
Category: Blogging
My family has always believed in paranormal stuff: telepathy, communicating with ghosts, my parents even saw UFOs while we lived in California. However, an experience my father went through years ago is a story that remains with me today.

Dad use to work for a company named Termac which specialized in dishwasher rental and maintenance for the Tri-State area for restaurants and hotels. As part of maintenance, chemicals necessary for the equipment is delivered and workers are on call to fix them should they break down. Often, a person on call carried a beeper and worked 24 hours shifts. This meant, during hours when the business is closed, those on call would be beeped and had to go out to fix problems. Dad was beeped one such evening but so was two of his supervisors Jimmy and Sean. Some huge problem arose at the General Wayne Inn including plumbing and electricity that required a unusual amount of manpower.

Arriving at the building, the trio accessed the situation and my father went downstairs to check for electrical and plumbing problems while Jimmy and Sean began work on the dishwasher. Downstairs, the lights were out and dad had to use a flashlight to see. Now, my father was a Green Beret. He had been in numerous encounters, involved in guerrilla warfare in jungles and part of dangerous extraction scenarios. There wasn't really much he was scared of. But, to say he felt uneasy in the basement was an understatement. First he noticed that though dark, the area was unnaturally dark. You know how when you shine a flashlight into a dark room, it lights up the whole room? Such was not the case. Seemingly, only the places he shone the light lit up while the area around remained black. But what freaked him the most was that the entire time he worked, he felt eyes watching him from the dark. I won't say that he ran back upstairs when his work was done, but he certainly didn't casually walk.

Meanwhile, water was all over the kitchen and surrounding areas, puddles formed everywhere. Shortly after dad returned to the others, Jimmy stepped in one such puddle and was thrown several feet. Somehow, a wire had touched with the water and although electricity was turned off for that area of the building, the wire was live. After having a quick laugh about it when Jimmy appeared fine, they returned to work. Some time later, they had to cut through a pipe to get to some wiring. Jimmy was elected to work the electric saw while Sean continued with the dishwasher and dad continued wiring electrical apparatus. There was a quick joke about Jimmy being careful as he was hesitant to work again with electricity, but checking the wiring with a tester he was assured the wires had no power. Cranking on the saw and cutting, the motor popped and smoked as Jimmy was again thrown. Jimmy had been electrocuted again and testing the wires again, they remained dead but a shaking supervisor and toasted saw demonstrated otherwise. The rest of the evening, Jimmy was left out of the work out of fear of more than what seemed playful shocks to escalate to serious injury.

The rest of the evening went relatively smoothly, dad and Sean fixing all the problems and getting everything up and running. Seeing as the job was done, all of the materials were taken back out to my dad's truck which was filled with spare parts and forty gallon buckets of various chemicals. Loading everything away, Jimmy and Sean helped my dad until one such filled bucket fell and came within inches of striking Jimmy in the head. Had it connected, undoubtedly he would have went to the hospital or, at worse, the morgue. Stunned, dad elected to finish packing up as Sean and Jimmy went to their homes.

Dad told me the story when he was reminded of it after the General Wayne Inn business owner killed his partner. Dad told me they were best friends but the business was pulling them apart. The news claimed the dispute was over a woman the murderer had an affair with, a chef at the Inn that later killed herself. My father felt that perhaps in some way, the Inn itself pushed the man to do what he did.

Do you have any paranormal experiences? Feel free to share them here.
May 26, 2009 - Tuesday 

Current mood:  ecstatic
Category: News and Politics
In the latest Wizard, there's my first published work for the magazine!

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Also, my blog has over 10,000 views!
May 6, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  aggravated
Category: Blogging
I've considered not going to Wizard World Philly this year because the company has had extreme cutbacks this year in their conventions and because I'm going to Otakon, but word is now coming down DC Comics editorial will not attend due to the con's inability to give a panel to them Saturday. I was on the fence, but if true this means I will not go. For you Marvel fans, I understand Joe Quesada will not be attending this year either. I'm sorry, but I have no reason to go.
May 6, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  groggy
Category: Blogging
May 2, 2009 - Saturday 

Current mood:  exhausted
Category: Blogging
1) My blog is at 9700 views!

2) I'll be doing a public reading of my story "Tin Star" at Robin's Bookstore, 108 S. 13th St, at 5 pm.

3) I'm on Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1705520774

4) My club at CCP did not win Club of the Year again, but last night the Student Government Association awarded us as their Club of the Year.
April 15, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  bouncy
Category: Blogging
I've been really enjoying this show thus far. Reminds me a lot of Fight Science. What more, I mostly agree with their decisions. I do think the Apache take the Gladiators on almost arrows alone. Apache are like the ninja of the west.

For Samurai and Vikings, I disagree on the long axe taking the katana (even if it was "close") if not purely on the fact the sword would undoubtedly deflect 90+% of the axe swipes. I think they went axe simply because they wanted an even split of the weapons to build tension.

Also, I'm really surprised the Kanabo was included as AFAIK it was rarely wielded by the vast majority of samurai. I would think they'd use the Tetsubo even though also not common, more believable in my knowledge. Then again, yari or sleeve catchers make more sense.

I agree with the samurai winning, though. They made a life on maneuvering around armor while the Viking would smash their way to victory, thus giving the samurai the advantage.

As for next week, I think the ninja are going to take the Spartans. The Spartan worked as a phalanx, alone they fall to the ninja's trickery. For the Spartan, I imagine they'll measure the sword, spear, and shield. Maybe the bow? For the ninja, at least ninjato and shuriken, likely torinoko (eggshell bombs), fukidake (blowgun), metsubishi (blinding powder), and tetsubishi (caltrops), maybe the shogi, chijiriki, kusarifundo, or kusarigama.

BTW, LOVE the fact they got the narrator from 300 to do this show. I still find it funny he was the monk from Van Helsing when you see him all beefy in 300. :lol:
April 13, 2009 - Monday 

Current mood:  exhausted
Category: Writing and Poetry

Biotronix shows images of a number of metahumans with micro-muscular structures and the Reaper watches though it doesn't seem to make much of a dent. Instead, the dark clad pupil finds more road when he meditates, looking inward as he did to boost his spirit when he finds the answer: everything is energy. By packing the power in a smaller package, everything opens up; the avenues of the muscle, the structure of the bones, the pathways of nerves. Now, the tedious act of rearranging it, maybe tossing in an extra heart and some non-human organs.

...

“Nicely done. You're in tip-top-superhuman shape.” Biotronix turns his back as he ends his sentence. “Now, the next phase.”

As the Reaper stands, Biotronix points a cannon at him with a tuning fork on its end.

“Whoa, what's that f...”

The pupil doesn't get to finish his sentence as the fork hums and a large blast turns him into protoplasm.

“Sonic Disruptor, ought to hit you pretty hard considering it attacks the body and brain. Best sort of trauma to see if we can't get that regenerative abilities getting into third gear.”

A mouth forms in the mound of black ooze. “Thanks for the warning.”

...

“Rewiring my body, improving my regeneration rate, pushing the limits of my size and elasticity manipulation, combine my ki with my capabilities in energy manipulation, learn the differences in elements, what's next?”

“The final step. Up to this point, loosely formed structures like gases have been difficult for you to accurately switch to solids. We hit that, and you should be golden.”

“Alright, Bio, how do we do that?”

Biotronix sets up a humidifier.

“Since there is no air here, we'll have to make due with water vapor. Now, you're prone to make air into steel or stone walls; only, they look more like waves than walls. So, we start two fold: turn the vapor into something stronger, like titanium or diamond, and then work towards building more viable constructs. Easy, right?”

Putting his hand up to the steam, the man in black concentrates and a perfect diamond forms in his hand. He smiles as he lets it go and it reverts to gas. Concentrating, he tries to make one much larger, but instead a crystal looking like frozen fire forms. Frowning, he knows he's in for a hard time.

...

Utan and Hachiman punch at Reaper, but raising his arms titanium columns rise up and strike them under the jaw. Only slightly phased, two balls of light streak from their opponent's hand that explode sending the heroes back. Trample Jack swoops in with his power ring blasting but the dark clad combatant avoids only to be greeted with Nightingale's Kusanagi that slices him in half, only for the halves to form into a Reaper each. The Reapers must keep moving as long range blasts from Moriarty and Etrana send him forward towards Hachiman and Utan but the black wrapped warriors transform upside down in a blink as dozens of heels with legs moving like a circular saw catch the powerhouses of the Legend by surprise. The Reapers reform as his arms whip out to slap Jack's hand to blast Nightingale as the other hand grabs her Kusanagi as she reels. He wastes little time to use the magic sword on his recovering fighters leaving Utan and Hachiman injured as Reaper forms a slingshot with his left arm and fires the Kusanagi at Jack. A force field shatters but stops the sword as a black cyclone of fists and feet comes to him. They miss their target as an energy blasts from above sending the Reaper back. Biotronix lowers while drawing his Excalibur as Nightingale recovers her blade. Jack pulls out the Master Sword but seems puzzled at missing another sword. That puzzlement goes to amazement when the Reaper draws the Sword of Power.

“Guess who has the power now, item boy?”

Biotronix rockets forward dragging his sword against the black swordsman's pilfered weapon. The Kusanagi swipes at Nightingale's former pupil as Jack's Master Sword shoots blasts of energy as he charges into the fight. The Reaper fences the three, but they gain ground with every strike. A hand flies out of Reaper's chest and grabs Biotronix sucking his energy as two blasters form in his shoulders and blast his other two dance partners. The ebony morpher grabs the swords of his enemies and turns wielding them with four arms to block new blasts from Etrana and Moriarty. Throwing two of the swords at them, they dodge but notice a string attached that forms into a cable into a arm as the Reaper rockets toward them forming his own swords and imitating Roronoa Zoro's Asura technique. Seven swords strike at the long range combatants taking them out. The black swordsman turns to see his final three opponents coming towards him as he draws power from the four swords and erupts dropping the trio. When Biotronix comes to, he surveys the defeated Legend and smiles.

“You're ready.”

When the others awake, they congratulate their student. Nightingale steps forward with a box.

“For you.”

The Reaper opens it to find two katana.

“Masamune and Muramasa. Two ancient and powerful blades. Use them well.”

Trample Jack walks up with two swords himself.

“Drizzt's scimitars, Twinkle and Icingdeath. One of the best fighters to ever exist, these were his weapons.”

The red and green giant Hachiman removes two massive swords from his back.

“Sasaki Kojiro's nodachi Monohoshi Zao and Bankotsu's zanbato Banryu.”

Moriarty floats forward.

“Only one from me. Darth Vader's lightsabre.”

Biotronix in his gleaming armor steps ahead.

“And lastly from me, the swords of El Cid, Colada and Tizon.”

Taking on the Asura pose, he wields the nine blades. Etrana walks up with the Crescent Blade of the Moon as Jack joins her side. Jack speaks up first.

“That Chip Micro uses some real advanced stuff. I see bits and pieces of Oan power ring tech, Lensman disk structures, Ranger power morphing tech... but the tech in the scythe even blows that stuff away. The closest I can explain it is New Gods Mother Box type of tech with some Guyver or Galadorian Spaceknight sub-space type of manipulation, but light years ahead. It's alive!”

Etrana jumps in.

“What more, it's some amalgamation of science, magic, and alchemy. Those Quintessence markings are not just decoration, the staff appears to be some sort of gatekeeper key, able to not only pierce time and space but navigate it with octillion plus calculations, as far as Jack could record; no idea if we took it to its limit.”

“A little bit like Silver Surfer's board. As best as I can tell, Chip's devices were able to translate data in a form that's of mutual understanding; using what he has plus some finessing from Etrana and myself, we were able to create a direct line to your brainwaves and take out Chip's enhancements. With my penchant for items, I almost don't want to give this back...”

Etrana pulls it away from Jack as he looks down and hands it to its master.

“Thanks guys.”

“Well,” Biotronix steps in, “We'll leave you alone for a while to find the rest of your way. Good luck.”

With that, the Legend turn and disappear. The dark clad warrior looks at his scythe and promptly splits into ten versions of himself, each with one of his weapons. Getting in an offensive pose, they attack each other.

...

The ten warriors, breathing heavy and badly injured, form together. The Reaper stands and places his swords about his person. His scythe remaining, he turns it back into a ball and sucks it into his hand. A noise emerges behind him.

“Did you think you could hide?”

Reaper turns as the white world becomes pitch black.

“Doom Lord?”

“Ha ha. No. Well, kind of yes, but no.”

Reaper summons his swords as he's engulfed in darkness.

...

“Where is he?”

Time Trapper sits on a decaying throne as the Legend loiter before him.

“I imagine he's still training” returns Biotronix.

“No, he should be back now...”

Waving his frail, bandaged hand at a large crystal ball, all that appears is white.

“What?! Where is he?!”

“What's wrong, Trapper?” inquires Etrana.

“He's gone!”

Utan walks forward, “Where is he, then?”

Trapper turns away, “I... I don't know. I don't remember. I DON'T REMEMBER THIS!”