You can now have any picture on my profile autographed and/or personalized.  I also have pink and yellow bandanas.  All you have to do is message me on here and let me know what you would like.  Also include any special instructions...for example who you want the picture signed to.  After you message me I will message you back with the mailing address.  Thank you.

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Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.  I am a fan of damn near every vampire movie, but this one was just plane stupid.  I should have listened to one of the reviews I saw before going to watch this 2 hour ball of shit.  The review basically stated that unless you've read the book....or you are a teenage girl....you are not going to enjoy this movie.  And don't get me wrong, I'm not judging this movie based on the parts I didn't understand.  These moments included scenes where everyone else in the movie theater was busting out laughing and I sat there with no idea what was going on.  Apparently reading the book would have filled me in on what was so funny.  But that's not what bothered me.  I just don't comprehend how you can make a big budget vampire movie.....AND NOT ONE DAMN VAMPIRE IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE HAS FANGS!!!!  At not one point in this movie do you see fangs.  There is only 2, maybe 3 scenes where a vampire bites someone.  There is hardly any blood.  Now I know what some of you are going to say....this isn't intended on being a horror/scary movie.  And that fine...that's ok....BUT IT'S A F@%$G VAMPIRE MOVIE!!!!  And to top it off the storyline was cheesy as hell.  Now don't get me wrong, I've seen my share of cheesy horror movies, and my share of chessy vampire movies, but Twilight is by far the worst of them all.  Such a shame and a wasted budget.  Oh well....that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

p.s.

Oh yeah I forgot about the other extremely stupid part...when the vampires are in the sunlight....they sparkle all over like pretty diamonds.  I mean come on...give me a break.  I was just waiting for My Little Pony to fly down and join in this epic adventure.

Just a reminder.  Rene Lyons' book, "Tempting Darkness" is now availible.  Most of you know that she was nice enough to put me on the cover.  So please go out and get your copy ASAP!  You can order the book online as well.  Thank you.

Andy

Well it's been a long time, but i'm finally back here on Myspace.  Today I logged on and had over 30 pages of messages in my inbox. As I was going through them, I noticed the majority of them were those annoying spam comments.  So I went through and deleted my entire inbox because it was just getting to be too much.  So, for those of you who actually sent real messages or comments, I'm sorry.  I'm not ignoring you or anyone else, I just simply wanted to start from scratch.  Well, anyway, just wanted to put this out there and say hello again to all my fellow Myspacers.

Andy