This FRIDAY as in tomorrow I will be making a special guest appearance at THE CRAZY DONKEY in Farmingdale, NY frrom 10 30 until- ?

If youre around come on down, I'd love to see you guys!

AND SATURDAY at BIANCOS on Long Island is still on aswell!

See yall there!

xoxoxo

ash

ps I read your comments on the last blog nd I'll be sure to mention those spots to Dove, my manager.

Thanks yall!!!

This Saturday night i

ll be appearing at Bianco's nightclub in Longg Island!  Finally I get to see you cats from LI!!! I'll be there from around 10 30pm til late so if youre in the area, I'll catch ya there, I have more appearances across the states coming up so I'll be sure to visit you guys if you don't livve around here, if you don't let's see where youre at, post away and i'll see if my manager can book me near ya!

Lov you guys! thanks for everything!!!

xoxox

ash

post song- my d*%k - mikey avalon

sooo funny, its from harold n kumar!

Hi Guys!!!

So long time no speak, I hope you all are doing great!! Thanks so much for all the birthday wishes!! I'm turning the big 8-3 according t my myspace page hheheh...

So yeah thanks for remembering my bday and sending messages!  So myspace has got a new im feature, /i tried it out a few times and wrote to you guys, anybody who I spoke to post a comment so I know who you are!!

It's fun!  Onluy prob is its hard to write on because more ims keep poppping in mid sentence so I lose the im I was writing...

so bear with me on that, eventually i

ll get the chance to talk to yall!

So, I'm in NY!!! YAY!  About to start all the bday festivities this weekend!  

I cant wait!  Well, i guess i could wait to turn another year older! hehe!

I watched American Idol for the past few weeks, just long enough to decide I liked Adam Lambert and he LOST!  I was kinda surprised...Tracey makes fun of me for liking him hahaha! 

So heres what i want you guys to do...do me a favor and post on who you thought should win, I'm just curious cuz I thought it shouldve been Adam...so lets figure out if Tracey was right or me...

Kris or Adam...

I kinda like the show because I freaking LOVE karaoke and i sig along iwith all the songs and stuff haha, but rarely have a been a fan of anyone on there...there are real struggling musicians out there who I support strongly as opposed to idol where overnight they make a star out of someone...but in any case, vote away on here...illl tally them up when were done...

ill post new pics from my bday party...if any of you are in ny Ill be in the hamptons for the parties, so feel free to come on down!  hitting most of the clubs out there!

thanks!!!! love and respect to you guys!!

xoxoxox

ash

post song- ny ny- frank sinatra

Yay so finally moving into a new house, it's big enough or my bro n I  n his girl, and has a big back yard for the pups.  I'm so glad were going to be living together again. And that I'm geting back in tough with some old friends from back home.  I think it will be fun to get back with my old friends from high school so weird how I lost touch with while i was on the road so long. 

So I freaking love tht new Lily Allen song on y page. It rules.  So I had an apearance this week with Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson in Acupolco Mexico, for the E! chanel and........it got canceled cuz of the damn swine flu!!!

I'm kinda terrified of it, I have no shame from now on I'm wearing a f'ing dr mask, this  thing is dangerous, theres cases popping u all over the place ahhhhhhhhh id ont wanna get swine flu matter of fact I want nothing to do with anythign that begins with swine.  What an ugly word. haha.

So I was gonna see if any of my punkies could help me out, I'm doing a project with some lil ones to help rescue animals that are basically on deathrow.  Were going to try and get them adopted, so Im actually looking for some groups /i could join i NC NY etc that would like some volunteers to actively pursue finding these animals a home.  Any ideas would be great or if anyone would like to join let me know maybe we could make it a nation wide thing, not the swine though, wel  leave them be haha.  So yes it was the lil ones ideas but I loved it and told them I would help in any way I could so I'm getting started on that. 

I've been filming a few things and doont start permenantly for nother month or so so /i have a couple weeks to do some fun stuff personally.  and do some appearaces.  i have a BUNCH coming up all over for my birthday, thnaks by the way for the early bday wihes.  So once I get the stats on that I will post cuz it woudld be awesome to see you there!!!

So some crappy stuff happened utt I'm trying to rise above it alland be happy anyway but I stil am pretty pissed, I got robbed check fraud.  Sucks.  I was mega disappointed. But just cant wait to get on the move.  Really miss talkin ad seeing you guys out so I promise it wontbe longefore I'm back on the rd doing app's and saying what up. I got the sweetest message from a fn te other day I'll post it

Apr 26, 2009 11:15 PM

Subject:

RE: Best Autograph Session Ever!!!

Body:

Justin
I cant thank you enough for this email, I really app knowing that someone notices the little things. Just know you made my day bro and hope to see you at another appearance soon.
sending all my love and hugs for the 2nd time...
your girl
ash
xxoxoo
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Justin 
To: Dirty Diva yep yep 
Date: Apr 25, 2009 9:30 PM
Subject: Best Autograph Session Ever!!!


Hey wassup rockstar? Hey I just wanted to tell you this. I went to Mickie James and Cryme Tyme's autograph session today and there was a huge ass line of people. It took me 2 hours to get actually inside and meet them. Well I guess the agents or security was rushing Cryme Tyme and Mickie James so all I got was autographs no hand shakes, no conversations, not anything but autographs lol. I remember a few years back you coming to Providence, Rhode Island on a rainy day and still signing autographs. You even hugged me twice, took a picture with me, and even talked to me. I just wanted to let u know, in my book, u put on the best autograph session I ever been to and ever will be to. You just have an awesome interest in ur fans, you didnt rush anybody. U effin rocked it out!!! lol I just wanted to let u know that what u did means alot to us Ashley Massaro fans. Til this day no other superstar or diva can compare to you when u meet fans. I love you!!! 



Anyways I thought that was real sweet.  and I cant wait to get back to those signngs and do the same for all yall. 

Gotta finish packin love yallllll

xoxoxox

ash

post song- the fear- lily alen ofcourse ;o)

It;s so funny how easily people fall for poser accts that claim to be me when they are not.  It has =been reported on a certain Twitter acct that I've have claimed to be making a return to WWE by Summerslam.  Now, as much as I'd love to say that it is true, it's not.  Because it ain't me folks.  Like i've said I have no other accts likre that! 
I'm currently working on something that you will  be able to view very shortly but i'm under contract and can not return to WWE just yet.  So, hopefully it won;t be long.  Last time I spoke with johnny Ace he said to come down to a taping so /I'm gonna do that asap.  I've got to head out to LA tom for work again but please, understand I do not have a freaking Twitter or anything but this.  I love you guys now lets kill the rumors.  Later babies!@
xoxo
ash
post song- tears don't fall- bullet for my valentine

OK~~~~
It's Easter so Happy Easter punks!  Thanks for all the well wishes!!
So I
'm sitting here reading these hilarious stories from yall and it made me think of another f my life story from wayyyy backkkk when i was in high school.  We used to have to change into sweats before gym class so we put em in our locker when we first got to school...soooo bell rings i grab my sweats from locker and start walking down busy hall to get to gym with my friends, i;m laughing and joking around, talking and while i'm walking i'm swinging my sweatpants around in a circle, just kinda fidgeting not wailing them around...so all the sudden out of the ccorner of my eye, I see what looks like it could be my panties fly out of the sweats in the middle of our high schopol hall way where all the lockers are!!! It was like it happened in slow motion and I was like in the movies yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
but in that slowed dowbn deep voice!  HAHA so they hit the ground after what felt like a 10 minute hover in the air and I'm like omg this is the most single embarassing moment in my young life....BUTTTTTTT
I notice that somehow NO ONE seems to have noticed the panties heard round the world hit the floor so what else did I do....KEEP walking, act like nothing happened.  So I go to gym class still unsure of how i got away with this bizarre mishap, we finish up and grab our stuff and go on back down the hall for next peeriod class...ALL the sudden, so9meone I'm walking with sees the panties STILL ON THE FLOOR and yells ewww PANTIES!! And I was mortified so I yelled out, "Thats disgusting, I mean who would do that!!"  HAHAAAA just goes to show you what a dork i was....so yes old friends from high school on my myspace...
They were MY PANTIES DAMN IT!!!
HAHAHHHA
love you bye!!!!!


HI!
Ok so I went on this website recently and its hilarious...
It's called f@#$ my life and basically it allows you to blog a shitty story about something thats happened to you but has to be funny.
It's something I'd like to hear back from you
ok I have one for example not the best but will give you an idea
last week i had a rental car and had to extend it....soooo i called budget and spent abut 45 mins on the phone with this guy who wasnt the nicest and read off every single flipping number on the contract...HE STILL couldmn't find my res.
just when i got soooo fed up he said go out to the car and read me the numbers on the ins info in the glove
so i go out there almost going on an hour with this prick and wouldn't you know it...
The paper says HERTZ!!!
UGHHHH F MY LIFE!
waste of time but something retarded only I would do...so shoot away gimme somemore from you guys and this blog is stictly fo rthose stories so gimme some good ones, give us all some good ones.. lets all laugh at stupidity tonight. Blog away my punks
love you!!!
xoxo
ash
post song- body movin beasties

First off I'd like to comment on the passing of Test. He was a nice guy, and I really am so sorry for his family and friends. It's a tragedy just like the rest and you know which I'm speaking of. Always so so sad. Let's find a way to stop this madness.
I've come to terms with some very close friends this week. We won't be seeing eachother ever again. One's named Sam and the other Victor. As far as I'm concerned they'll never be around again since I've had the absolute pleasure of spending time with a complete angel I didn't even know existed.
Anyway, I'm very happy. First time for real, in a long time.
Another thing I'd like to touch on quickly is Wrestlemania. I know many of you are asking if i will be attending and participating in the 25 Diva Battle Royale and the answer unfortunately is .......no. I so so so wish I could be it's conflicting right now, there's nothing I'd rather do than come to mania but unfortunately it's just not possible. :o( sad face sad face sad face
Anyway, quick update on Ronny, he's doing awesome, things are looking better each day. I'm so proud of him for being able to rise above this and I have to admit I'm pretty proud of myself for rising above some shit also.
So much love to you guys and even though you won't be seeing me on the greatest stage of them all, you will be seeing me, I assure you of that. And it'll be pretty Grand.
love always and forever with many thanks
ash
post song- lips like morphine- kill hannah- por mi amor, my lil bear, my angel
OH ps clothing line is on it's way i know some of yall have been asking. xoxo

Hi guys
Ok, I need to figure some stuff out and was hoping maybe one or a few of you might have some answers.
It's be greatly appreciated!
So, I'm here with my brother who's got multiple hospital bills fcourse given all the surgeries he's had to have.
What I need to know is what kind of an attorney I should be looking for, to press charges against the douchebag that did this to him, and how to go about getting some money to pay all the rest of these bills. I need a good lawyer asap, and fortunately or not, this has never happened to me before so I kind of am in need of some direction.

If any of you know about law, know where I should start I've got to get moving forward on this asap because we aren't even half way done with the surgeries, and there is no money nor insurance that my bro has and you no how expensive one day is in the hosp. let alone what he's having to go through. So pleaswe comment if you have any ideas what so ever or any names or phone numbers or any help at all, may take some digging but please help if you can, for me or my bro. Thanks so much guys, I know if nothing else you guys are here for me and always helping when you can so .....Thank you. I love you guys.
xoxoxo
ash

Hi, guys
Right off the gate thanks to everyone for the tremendous amount of support you've shown me through this horrific event thats starting to get better thank god.
About 3 or 4 days ago, my brother Ronny, was brutally mugged/attacked in Florida. He was ultimately stabbed 12 times in 12 different places on his body. The guy stabbed him in the cheek, chin, severed his tricep muscle in half, sliced his wrist open, tore his hands to pieces... He lost a trememndous amount of blood and barely survived. I could not believe it. I couldn't believe he made it. And that he's going to be ok. He was in critical condition at the hospital and now I'm here in Florida taking care of him. He's had many surgeries already and this is just the beginning. What a thing to go though. Well, I'm here for him now and he doesn't have to worry, I'm just going to focus on getting him well and keeping him happy. His girl Noelle has been so good, taking care of him aswell. What a good girl.
So, that's the gist of it. Again thanks for all the prayers, they seemed to have made a difference! So I'll keep you updsted on the latest. But for now, he's alive! I'm so happy! And they caught the disgusting disgrace of a human who did this to him. Thank god.
So, Ill talk to you all soon.
Tell youre loved ones that you care about them tonight. Why not right?
I love my brother so much and am so glad he's here right now.
Thanks again guys.
xoxo
ash

He had an accident n could use one favor...a prayer
i love him i do, but this is out of control a cant beeive this shir happened
anyways just wanted just in case plrease hit me back xoxo
dd