Last Saturday was the first garden party of Summer 2007. Trampoline, BBQ, Tomm Dug, People, and best of all Drink.

It Started with the Trampo-Blow-up-thingy championships


Tino 1st







8/10 for Tino

Richy Next


7/10 for Richy

Wolfgang next

I burst the boat...

Me and Ross got Kisses



Mary was there doin garden stuff


Somethin hapened to Ross


The Bucky was spread




"Hey Hey We're the Monk-ees" Get it?


To show he was there


Homies



It was time for Sticky to come out and play









Top Lass


We Had to span out and under, Tino led the way






Tino, Tino, Tino




Red got ready for round 2


Also appeared but not shown:

Drew and Carmel
Tommy Dug

Last weekend I qualified for the new BCW Openweight Title Tournament. I defeated Lionheart in one of my most enjoyable, yet exhausting matches so far. I now move on to face Brad Fusion in the semi-finals of the tourny. Be sure to get along to Kilmarnock at the end of this month for the show, it's sure to be a beezer!

Darkside - - - - -
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Adam Shame- - -                                 -
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Red Lightning- - -           Red Lightning -
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GTS - - - - - - - -

Wolfgang - - - - -
                          - - - - - Wolfgang - - - -
Lionheart  - - - - -                                  -
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Falcon - - - - - - -            Brad Fusion - -
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Brad Fusion - - - -

Darkside vs Adam Shame ended in a DQ, so there is a vote to se who faces Red Lightning. The Entries are Adam Shame, Darkside, Falcon, GTS and Lionheart. Go to www.bcwwrestling.co.uk or www.ukff.com to cast your vote.

Wolfgang

Friday

After spendin a bit of time with Lady Wolf, then watchin a little wrestling (EWF) it was adventure time. Me, Tino, Richy, Ross and Toma took a spin in my new beastin wheels, my Astra Club. We headed for the campsies, keeping in mind this was at 11pm and it was pitch black. So we put on the '28 Days Later' soundtrack while driving through the creepy wee roads in the hills, we're all pantn it from the thought of somethin standin in the middle of the road around the next bend with a blade and a big hairy hand. Ross thinkin he's funny, puts his hand out the back window and smacks my window, neadless to say there was a funny smell shortly after.
    We found a wee, silent, scary ghost town and decided to take a tinkle then a walk. Ross got his fright from a big dag in a front porch, he actually screamed! A few meters down the road we heard a river, Toma went to investigate, that was his mistake. I threw a stone high into the tree nearest to him, when it hit, Toma's reaction resembled Billy Connolly's joke about the moving walkway at the airport. His elbows came up above his head as the air left his body completly. It took him a short while to recover. Tino and Richard never really got theirs, although Richy bricked it when I opened the car door from a distance. Must be the modern technology. Other than a deer bouncing off a fence and a little hedgehogg singing 'King of the road', nothing much more happened.

Saturday

Lady wolf's suprise 20th birthday party one night early. It was a grand night, she was rather suprised. In attendance we had myself, Richard, Tino, Ross, Tam, Red, Alex, Betty, aunty Rena, Lady Wolf, Diane, Nicola, Gran and Granda, Ashley, Pam, Laura, Brian....Sorry if I missed anyone out, after all I was mangled. Everyone ot drunk, but not as much as me lady. I went to bed and shortly after me Lady was poured onto me in bed, and half an hour later I heard a loud thump. Turned round and she was on the floor still out cold. I tried to help her up but dead people are suprisingly heavy. She managed to answer me when I asked if she needed to spew. I dragged her to the toilet, dunked her in the pan, went downstairs to inform the elders. Diane came down soon after to tell me Irena needs my help, I ran up and it was a scary sight. My wee burd was screamin in pain, falling in and out of consciousness, and crying the house down. I was terrified. nobody knew what to do, after 4 or 5 phone calls the ambulance came and took her to the hospital. They didn't speed up until the bitch of a medic in the back found a lump on her head. Me and Alex werein the ambulance with her, all the way there the lady was in the same condition. In the hosital they knocked her out, gave her a heavy dose of morphene (which was the only funny bit throughout the drama) and kept her in to keep an eye on her. She got out Sunday afternoon and is still recovering. I was worried sick about her, I also thought I'd be taking care of a vegetable the rest of my life... not a real one.

Thant's All Folks

Ahhh today was different. Started off at 9:30 am, since when did Sunday's have a 9:30 am???. Lady Wolf was coming to pick me up with her father, mother and sista to go to some little girls christening, we'll call her Taylor. I got my new pin striped suit on, brand spanking new shoes, shirt and casual belt cos you can't go completly smart can you!

       10:15am:   Off to the church in Caslemilk, and ohh how boring! the most annoying bit..... Preist: 'Jesus said alot of revoloutionary things, love your enemy, but that's not the most revoloutionary thing he said, rich people should be kind to poor people, but that's not the most revoloutionary thing he said.....' That got REALLY annoying. I want to avoid church like sheep avoid the Mick, always facing front and never show an entrance. After the church it was off to Tollcross for a party. Now this wasn't catared to a baby's christening, the DJ decided to play really loud dance and old party tunes. Some how the baby slept through half of it. After the buffet we went to me lady's house, then home at 6.

Irena went to see take that, I recieved a text from her later saying she touched Jason and Mark and was 'pure shakin'. I'm hopin she meant they reached out to the crowd. Since I was alone Tino came down to play. After a shot of 'The Godfather' we strolled outside for a game of footie. It wasn't long before the local hooligans began their hasslin, two little girls on bikes, three little-er boys, and the responsible grown up sister (who was about 12). It started off with them tryin to fight us, callin us names, general little hard men/ lassie stuff. The language was terrible, these kids were about 5-7 and every word you can think of they were using. I held a girl back with her head as she kicked at me (like a cartoon) and Tino skinned them at footie (at one point caught the ball in his t-shirt and legged it). So because we didn't wanna get done for punting these locals into orbit, we played them at footie. Turned out to be more of a swearing contest between them with Tino and I in goals. They got tired and left and we played in the street again.

I took Tino home and that's all folks!

Today started out not brilliant. Me and Irena weren't in the great condition we usually are, but that's another story. I gave the Tino a call as it was a sexy day but he, as usuall, was still in bed. I called ross from 'The Fort', picked him up, Tino called back, picked him and Richy up, and the first summer/ spring adventure was on!

      After a quick stop to make up with Lady Wolfgang, it was off to M&D's for some fun. I had a spare 10 so I bought tokens for rides, Tino did't wanna play cos Tino's a F@nny. We went on the new rollercoaster (the one that hans down) which was ok, but the Magic Carpet was AMAZIN! then we went to Bingo and.... I WON A WATCH! I gave it to Irena for easter, it's a Playboy one, I hope it was real but probably not since it was from the bingo.

       Now for the best bit, before we came to M&D'sRichy bought a baking tray from Tam's work, it was used to skitch behind my car! We did it up a hill in Strathclyde park with Ross on his board and Richy on the tray. 1st time went ok, but 2nd time I was a little more confident they would be ok, so i went a little faster, so fast it melted Richy's Shoes, only to find a taxi coming the othr way, and what do you think happened....? Yup, Richy fell off just as it passed me, he was rolling along behind and it missed him by >  this much  <    I Panted It!!!!! we went to a car park were it was safer for Tino to have a shot but i took him onto the road anyway, Ross played it safe and hopped into the boot.

       Next was the kids swing park, nothin important to report other than when we had a few games with the tyre swing.

1st Game: Push it high into the air and try to stop it on it's way back with a body check. Winner: The Swing

2nd Game: Put my hat in the middle of the swing, spin at as fast as possible, and try to grab the hat without the four chains breaking your arm. Winners: Richy 2, Ross 1, Barry 0, Tino thought it was too idiotic!

3rd Game: Push the swing in a big circle and dodge it when it comes to you with the matrix move. Winner: Well how do you win it?

4th Game: Push the swing in a big circle, stand in the centre, then take one step forward. Winner: Nobody was stupid enough to try!

Then we went home, I gave Lady Wolf her playboy watch and a big hug (uuuuhhhhh) and took 'the boys' home.

Now I'm writing in my first blog on My Space, and now I'm ending my first blog on My Space.


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