I have just returned from my dad's and now am compelled to tell you of what happened on August 1st, woo.

8:30 - Woke Up, Did Morning Things, then Ryan came, and did some DJing :)

10:00 - Already Late, went to Bus Stop and caught bus to town centre to meet Tom to watch Transformers

10:20 - Met Tom and watched transformers where I got a Large Popcorn and Large 7up and felt like crap as i ate to much

1:00ish - Did Window Shopping and then went to Poundland and Brought Nibbles like Teacake thingys, Doritos, Chocolate, More Chocolate, and other fat

1:20 - Asda time for extravagent shopping for Energy Drinks, Waffles, and Ice Cream, where we also met Daniel Stevens and his Girlfriend

bout 2:00 - Arrived at Bus Station and waited a very long tome for the bus as Tom (as his house is where we were going) lives in the most awkward place in the world to get to which is Lawley Village.

2:30 - Still Waiting

bout 3:00? - Bus finally came but the driver fucked off somewhere for 10 mins so we waited outside the bus

3:10 - Driver came back and we got on bus and got delivered to Craggy Island

3:20 - We everyone kept pressing the stop button on the bus and the bus lady got pissed off and said that she would drop us off in wellington if there wasnt other people, but as the gentlemen we were we just ignored her and went to toms house

3:30 - Played Wii for a while on Kororimpa ^^, then Strikers Where I Owned Ryan :) and then I owned Tom :) Good Times, but then Tom Owned me :( Bad Times

4:00 - Pretty Shit, I didn't feel good from food at cinema but I got some asdas own energy juice in me and i perked right up since i had the whole bottle

4:15 - Went outside and did EXTREME GOLF!!!! Which rocked. Basically we just got Tom's Dads Golf Balls (he didn't mind cause he was at the airport as we were on our own) and smacking them over toms garden, but that moved on to us smacking the balls at each other, luckily knowone was hurt, easily could of been though especially with Ryan smashing the empty vodka bottle as he got angry with it cause he couldn't hit the golf ball at it.

bout 5:15 - Tom was gonna have a shower for some reason while ryan played with a hose pipe and watered a tree

6:00 - Went into Woods and Tryed to find a treehouse, we didn't :( Tom and Ryan got pricked in the legs as they were wearing shorts, too bad

Bout 7:00 - Sat outside bus stop for a while. Tom and Ryan played with an invisable rope, ryan wanted to have an orgy and decided to pull his shorts down to provoke us... it didn't work. We were gonna go on the Building site, but it was totally closed off, plus with ryan there it wouldn't of been a good idea

8:30 - Went to Craggy Island Park, which consisted of a a large field and some swings and a slide in the corner of it. But it was still fun! Tom went on the slide and sat there for a while and i ciezed the oppertunity to attempt to kick tom in the gonads, but i stopped at last minute realising its a bad thing to do, but that didnt matter cause tom flew back and smashed his nads off the slide and went ass first to the floor, i ran away. We then Walked back to Toms

10:30 - Daniel and his Girlfriend left, and we ordered Takeaway Woo, I had Sweet and Sour Prawn, Ryan has Sweet and Sour........ Chicken i Think, and Tom had same but Duck. This time we didnt ask for the cream of Sumyungeye.

11:00 - Tom told the deliver guy to stop by the petrol station for some reason, so we had to run like ninjas to the station, ryan had no shoes so looked like a total douchebag, but that payed off because of his sleek blazer :) but tom directed us to the wrong garage and we couldnt go to the other cause it was ages away so we ran back and called him to go to out house making it allllllllllllllllllll pointless, but fun all the same :).

11:30 - We ate the food, and now we all felt like crap and decided to let out food go down before carrying on with the next bit

12:00ish i think - The main event, Lawley Espionage!!! Which was Amazing. Armed with Ninja Swords from the Entertainer selling at £1 each, we ran like ninjas through craggy island and towards lawley school. We did have a planned route but we scrapped that with the fear of CCTV cameras seeing us, we wern't going to break in, just snoop around ^^. Anyway we got to the gate and jumped over and ran behind a bench, we saw a red LED light, but as it was so dark we wernt sure what it was, and became nervous of to weather to was CCTV, but we thought fuck it and ran across and went onto the field where we ran accorss the field and started screaming a lot untill we got to the other side of the school field, we then went around the perimeter... snoopingluy... then got to the willow dome which was our main goal, and we went woo! But then! A Light! A Torch Light! Searching the school! We needed to get out and fast! So we ran across the periemter again and found a hole in the bush and snoopingly went thorught it and slid through the gate, althoguh Tom had a bit of trouble with this so we left him there to squeeeze through while we ran off. Eventuallt we found eachother again but in the distance chavs emerged! so we hid on a nearby hill and waited for them to clear off, tom wanted to provoke them, but we said no as we are ninjas and we do not provoke. Anyway, we then decided to have another mission, to get to Luke's House! So we ran to the main road, but cars were coming! so WE hid on the roundabout! we were spotted by one car as they beeped at uss, but that didnt stop us as we are ninjas. We then had to get across a main road, the full length of it, the one by the new mourmon church in lawley, the road you would take if u were going from there to tesco, you know the one anyway, we had to get along that with out being spotted as we are ninjas. So when a car came we dived behing a bush! except for tom who couldnt be arsed and decided to just walk while me and ryan kept hiding, anyway, meow meow meow we got to lukes house in the end, and decided we ahd to leave out mark, so in the letter box, i left a picture of ryan and garath holding condoms, so that he knows that we have been there, mission accomplished! We then returned to toms.

2:00 -Before we got in the house, Ryan and Tom Battled to teh death with the ninja swords while i kept throwing the swords at them, I think in the end Ryan won... yeah! cause he did his victory stance. (Thank you For reminding me of this event ryan ^^). When we got in, Tom's Brothers and his friends were all either stoned, pissed or both, but they were somewhere else for a while. We decided to drink the remainder of the alchol in Toms parents drinks cabinet, which did help a lot as it was mainly over 40% We then went upstairs, tipsy and almost fell back down the stairs.

3:00 - Tom's Brother decided to reward us for us giving him the remainder of our takeaway by giving us a bit of Absynth which made us well and truly pissed and also set our mouths of fire as it was 70%. We then kinda pissed tom off cause we were pissing around while he was concentrating on korrimpa, and then me and ryan were frighting over doritos and then they popped and went everywhere so tom ordered us to clean while he fell asleep. We cleaned and puit in bin

4:00 - Don't remember, except ryan kicked me in the crotch, full on, i fell on the floor,  thats all i remember

sometime after 4:30 - Ryan fell asleep, me and tom watched Baby TV for its colourfullness and happiness for  bout half and hour, then tom fell asleep, i watched for a little longer then fell asleep on the floor resting my head on a bean bag

Morning After - Headache, More Baby TV, watched Bingo, it was sad :( Ryan wanted bingo to die, heartless wanker.  Baby TV was hilarious. Then I got picked up and went home, ryan soon after

The End :) I Love you if you managed to read all that without hurting yourself