So I woke up this morning, and Saw my screen saver. Its nothing special, just a bunch of white dots flying at you from the center of the screen.

But I saw it nonetheless and I thought, Man, what if one day I woke up, and there was some weird, Black hole, portal thing going on in my screen. Like, it had sucked the mouse in already and was working on some of the trash close by the screen.

SO if I wake, up, and there's a portal. or a black hole sitting in my computer screen. Do I go in?

I'm sure I'd walk toward it slowly, Making sure theres only enough current or pull that I can handle. But I'm thinking anything worth less than 20 bucks in my room instantly becomes objects in wich to do experiments with this portal with.

When I walk over though, do I get in the portal? I know some people their first reaction is OF COURSE! but you have to think about this. How do you know this isn't just some molecular shredder, And everything I'm putting into this thing is just being shredded and spit into some big pile of random things this phenomenon has picked up wherever its been before.

I can't see through the thing its just this hungery pit of blackness. sounds kind of like a small tornado, and it can take things in bigger than its actual size, it grows to accept them, Like a snake, just Un-jaw-linking in its mouth so it can eat the WHOLE FREAKING deer. Most other animals would share that food with some relatives, or their entourage. Oh wait, snakes eat there family. Seriously Snakes, your F'in Up. Your F'in up Bad.

Back to the idea...

I mean, this can't be the very first portal to pop up in the universe. no way I'd be THAT guy. With the Billions upon billions of human lives on this planet before me, and I think I"M the first to ever see a portal. that's just not a statistically sound thought.

So do I go through? what do I hope to find on the other side? Is it going to be somewhere in space. I freaking hope not, Cause most likely they don't have oxygen. But maybe an oxygen rich environment is essential in its creation. I mean, if not, whats the odds it would hit this tiny little part of the universe where there is Oxygen, and be able to work perfectly in this new environment.

But what if this thing isn't natural, but is spiritual. Maybe this thing is evil. maybe its divine. do I really want to mess with either? cause if its god I'd would hope he would realize how stereotypically evil that look has become here on earth, We decided on what looked EVIL as soon as we learned how to draw or create. and we been brain washing ourselves with that look for hundreds of years. You think God being loving and compassionate, would be sensitive to that, and would put some white feathers around the outside, and instead of the tornado sounds,. would have harps played by little flying naked baby's sitting on top of the feathery outing to this spectacularly Holy portal.

Again, off track.

So. What do you think?

Do you go in?

So i've noticed lately I've seen alot of Trailers for movies I want to see. And i've been getting them mixed up. so here is a blog of some movies I'm looking forward to.


Extract

Comes out September 4th



Funny People

Comes out July 31st



The Goods

Comes out August 14th



Inglourious Basterds

Comes out August 21st


It Might Get Loud

Comes out August 14th


District 9

Comes out August 14th

SO here I am, And I find myself watching the old disney movie robin hood on youtube. look it up, its there and its pretty good quality.

I love the old inventive voices they used to have in old cartoons, now a days every thing that talks just talks like a human but with a different voice. in old cartoons you had 2-3 roles per actor most of the time. and this lead to all the characters really having exrtemely different personalitlies and inventive ideas. I love the prince in this movies voice. it sounds hilarious to me.

kind of weird that robin hood and little john are cross dressing robers

no way the old robin hood cartoon, is what originally started in the sub level of the mind, the love of golden hubcaps to children. lil johb steels the princes gold hubcaps, abd then now a days we have a rapper/producer of rap music  named lil Jon !!YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!, that raps about and loves gold hubcaps

just took a break for some peanut butter sandwiches and lemonade.

this is the movie that tought me how to put your enemies sword under your arm to make it look like you were stabbed move, I learned it from a Hen in the disney robin hood movie.

also if I remember right I had a crush on maid marian. I dont think thats the correct spelling

absence makes the heart grow fonder, says the old hen. thats some advice some ppl I know could try... lol

I still think its weird that the same person who played lil john played balloo in the jungle book movie, and then in tail spin. which was a great show.

ya know I've heard about a possible scrubs spin off series on abc being created but without zach braff. think about it, how can that be any good. imagine taking balloo and his kid partner out of tailspin, and calling it something to do with the original. it would be terrible.

what position does the snake "Hiss" hold? like he's always with the prince, and most the time the prince hates him, so he must have a job that the prince can't just get rid of him, so whats hiss in charge of, or whats his title? King/Acting King Annoyer?

and how out of place does that rooster look, hes just a crappy character, he sings at the begining, but theres no reason for him to go beyond the title screen. cause now that he's been walking over pages and crap, he must have super powers in the world then. so you expect there to bem but nope   he's just a normal rooster, oh and his  voice reminds me of what I think ronald reagan should sound like.

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Apparently this big freakin hunk of space rock and ice landed in canada yesterday...

pretty crazy right? I just wish I could have seen it in person... looks like something from a movie!

heres a news story about the whole thing...

Here is the link from the Canadian Press!

oh, and in case you didnt know, halo 4 will take place in canada, master chief has landed...

So I thought I'd post a blog on the info that voters near myself may wish they had when going to the polls tomorrow. Cause this is definitely an election that should not be voted along party lines. I think every election should actually be like that, too long have people just walked in, and selected names on one side of the ballot all the way down.

Just because a person is a republican or a democrat does not inherently make them good or evil, or give them good decision making senses or make them know what there talking about. There are quite a few issues that some people in government are either completely ignorant or just chose a view from old facts and refuse to change those views when new statistics and ideas come into play.

Here is a link to a website that seams at this point to be fairly well done. that allows candidates for many different positions to fill out a form on their views on certain issues. Then submit it. and they put it up on their website.

All you have to do is enter your zip code and you'll have links to every election from state high office and up that your area votes in.

Now again, this isn't an all in one center of information, its still ridiculous that voters in the united states have to go quite a bit out of there way to get any real information on any candidate. because most websites have an obvious political backing, where they spin the info to favor their candidate. And that's because the people providing this information are a business, and money corrupts everything.

So make sure to fact check the things you read. Voting is your obligation as a citizen of this country. but at the same time I urge you, don't just walk in, and vote party lines. Look up your candidates, see what they believe in and then vote. Be a voter that knows what their voting for.

Not like one of these people:

So I had this dream last night...

I don't honestly remember much of anything about it other than that it was a scary dream... I remember a lot of horror movie like moments, mixed in with demons and chase scenes and the like. but I cant remember anything specific really.

I remember the last thing I saw... and then the last thing I heard. The latter being much more interesting than the first.

The last thing I saw was a man, and he was turned away from me, with his back facing me, and then he turned around and looked at me. Something about this must have triggered my conscious thought, because I remember thinking, "This is scary, I dont want to be this worked up again in this dream... GET OUT." so I remember thinking, and knowing it was a dream and I was able to wake myself up.

But the next part is whats interesting, as with my now rational thought on the idea I know it had to occur during my still sleeping self, but the fact I was in the midst of waking myself up, when I first awoke, led me to believe It had happened while I was awake.

I distinctly heard in an old man's almost crippled kind of voice "Fear the red". I was awake almost instantly after I heard this. And I originally thought I had heard it after I had woken up. but everyone else was asleep and so I know It was in my dream I heard this.

the other odd thing about this statement is it came from no one in the dream. When i first wake up if I stay still and think I can usually vary vividly remember my dream and almost walk back through it if there's nothing else going on to distract me, like a TV being on, or alarm going off. And I sat and tried to think who that voice could have been. It wasn't anywhere else in the dream... And it was VERY memorable, I can even remember the voice now. And like I said earlier it was very distinct and so audible that I had tricked myself at first into thinking I had heard it while awake.

Fear the Red. That's another strange thing, is that there was nothing in my dream that was distinctly "RED" or that had anything to do with Red. so why did my brain suddenly when I had already realized I was in a dream, and Had chosen to stop the dream, why did "Fear The Red" come into it?

I'm not one that believes in dreams telling me something, other than maybe just realizations of myself. there's no truth to dreaming the future. you cant know the future because it hasn't happened yet. But your dreams can bring to light things you oppress in your daily conscious mind because mainly your dreams are your brain just creating, and your brain cant create what it doesn't know. So if your brain knows something, then it can be thrown into a dream, this is the reason a lot of the time you can look back at the day before hand and pick parts of your dream from things you observed from that time that might have shown up in your dream.

But fear the red is different. I know there's nothing to be worried about, and I'm not going around avoiding red things today, on the way home from work I stopped at every stop sign, I drove next to a red car, and drank sweet tea from McDonald's which had a very bright red lid. I'm even wearing a red shirt at the moment. But i've never had this happen before in a dream. Never after consciously knowing something was a dream and purposefully waking myself up have I ever had anything in that dream happen between my decision and the point of me actually waking up.

It was a very weird moment. and has been in my head all night at work and all morning since I've been home. Fear The Red.

strange...

Am I normal?

I know that's a very vague question, But its a serious one...

I see these "Kids" my age running around getting jobs where they wear suites and have to maintain a "Professional" appearance. But I honestly don't want a job like that.

I want a job where I can enjoy my time at work, yet not be expected to wear the ole suite and tie except for special occasions...

I feel like I have some Toys-R-us-Disorder Like I am refusing to grow up...

Here is my question, Do all these "Young-Professionals" do they just enjoy wearing suits?

do they not have like a mental thought process, of "I'm going to grow up now"?

I feel like If I were to get a job like that, I would HAVE to say to myself; "This is normal, I'm growing up. I have to look this way for this job"

And its not really even about the job... its more about the thought process that gets me... Like I feel like if I were to go into that "mode" that I would personally have to tell myself, "Ok, its time to grow up, I'm a grown up now"

But these other people that have, in society's view, "Grown up" do they think that? or is it a natural progression? or have they always enjoyed dressing up? I just don't understand it. Maybe I'm normal and people like that have told themselves it's time to be a grown up, But maybe I'm not, maybe I'm the guy that naturally just doesn't "Grow Up" I feel like a kid internally...

I'm 21 years old, and I feel like I'm not even an adult at all.

really, I mean I don't really fit in with the teen's anymore, I don't like a lot of whats popular now-a-days, but I don't feel like I fit in with the working people that are adults...

Like when I think about family get togethers, I feel like I don't fit in with the kids table, But again, I don't feel comfortable at the adult table either.

When I'm at the kids table I cant relate, But when I'm at the adult table I feel like I'm being judged by this standard that's un-natural for me to try an live up to.

I like being me, But I feel like society expects something else from me, I dont want to grow up yet, I don't want to have a kid and be a parent and worry about what I say or do in front of them, I don't want to be a role model yet. I still have role models! how can I be one?

I just feel like this world has all this that it wants me to be, but I feel like I have to sit down in my head and tell myself, well this is how it has to be... when naturally thats not the way I feel it should be!

Maybe its that I'm missing out on something...

I don't know, I feel like I am a kid, But maybe that's cause I'm living with my parents still, Maybe that's what i need to fix this mental block at being an adult. Like at work, I don't think of myself as part of the crew, I feel like some kid that is just working there...

Maybe that's the reason I'm so resistant to responsibility at work, Last year when they asked me to run a department I said no, and mainly its because I would feel like the kid that somehow became king... A lot of people under me would resent me, because there older, there more experienced, why should I be given the opportunity to be in charge of them.

that's another reason I've turned down promotions at work, I was asked to be the night crew leader, and I said no. Mainly because of the above, but also I dont think I can be in charge of someone that much older than me, seriously some of these people were in high school when I wasn't born! why should I tell them what to do? why would they listen to me?

I just feel like I'm stuck in this mode between teen and adult. Like i'm never going to fit in as an adult that does things Just because, or wants to do his job. because its his job. Or shoot, ever even remotely cares about the business he works at... Like when I work at krogers, I care that My stuff gets done on the hours I work. When the power went out a week ago, Alot of people came in to help out and try to fix the problem, alot of people stayed late and worked in other departments... I dont feel that sense of loyalty at all to my company... I buy stuff from biggs all the time! I buy from wal-mart all the time! I buy from kroger mostly just cause I'm already there. If I'm off for the day I need to buy something, More than likely i'm just going to choose whatever is closest to me... My boss's seem to expect me to care how well we sold something, or how good the floor looks... Thats not my job, and I dont care, I dont care if something in Isle three is out of place, thats not my isle!

it was the same with WEHT, I cared about my story, if we screwed up the entire newscast, as long as it wasnt my responsibility, I didnt care! I didnt care about our ratings, I didnt care about the morning show, I didnt care about anything but what I Was working on, and what I was responsible for.

Is that wrong?

Am I just a selfish person?

Or is this just something that everyone else thinks the same way but conforms to the social norms of pretending to care, and pretending to be a team?