More faMOOsity!

MMMOOOO!!!!!!!
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I want Emil to buy me one of these:



I think it'd be good for my milk money, don't you?

I bought a new motor toy!



It's a Cow-asaki!

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There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing. The farmer noticing this went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like the rest of the herd. The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

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And now a non-cow one from Miss Ellie, that almost got Sunny to work with the sea cows at Sea World. It's DEFINITELY not for bovines that are faint of heart!

An older single woman was shopping at the grocery store feeling lonely and horny. In the check out stand she noticed a young bagger and thought she might approach him. When he asked if he could take her groceries to her car she excitedly said, "Yes."

As they headed to the door she touched his arm and said, "I have an itchy pussy."

The young man smiled and kept walking. Feeling he maybe he didn't understand when they reached the door she said again "I have a itchy pussy!"

The young man smiled and started to look in all directions, in the parking lot she tried one more time, "I have an itchy pussy!"

The young man turned and replied, "Yes, ma'am, but you'll have to point it out to me 'cause all those Japanese cars look alike."

I was over on LiveJournal earlier today and so many friends seem to be at a crossroad in their grassy fields. Problems with friends stuck in the Middle East, problems within their church, problems in relationships, problems with utilities, so many things to make this cow sad that friends are in pain. I just wish there was something I could do beside let them know I am there for them.

Not sad but one particular message brought me back here today. I'm still here and LJ, even though I've been there more recently. I like the features of LJ but MS just seems a little easier to work, especially with html and other bells and whistles. I'm really chewing my cud over this one. The friend (a bovinious one) seems to be deciding upon the same thing so I guess those of us in the bovine world will eventually decide on one or the udder.

Perhaps he can help us decide:

Living out of a suitcase so much, I didn't realize that I was so faMOOus. I've posted some pictures of myself that I found on the internet and they can be found over on my LiveJournal that I keep. However I've chewed my cud a lot (Emil says that means "I've been thinking about it") and decided to post some pictures of me here too.

Take a look at this faMOOs bovine!


I found that picture of me from this site, which has a lot of good pictures and information about Emil, his friends and where we all hang out. Check it out!

I can't decide if I like LJ better or MySpace better so I'm going to use both for a little while. So I guess I can also be found grazing at http://bessimoo.livejournal.com/profile or http://bessimoo.livejournal.com/ for the blog part.

Anyone have any recommendations/preferences/suggestions for a confused bovine?

I wish I was as famous and successful as them!

I was just a calf at the time, but Wayne Newton came Sandusky once. He saw me at the fair when I was entered in a bovine contest (I'm not too COWard to admit that it was my first tournament and I was so nervous, I milked cottage cheese!). He liked me so much that he tried to buy me from Emil but Emil said no. I guess Wayne still WISHED that I was his, because when he told his friend Lucy all about me, he said that I was HIS! Even though I'm not.

See? Look!!!

BESSIE THE HEIFER
Recorded by: "Little" Jimmy Dickens
Writer: Boudleaux Bryant and Jimmy Dickens

My daddy gave a calf to me
For a Christmas present once
I picked a little heifer out
'Cause both of us were runts
She never had no sense
But she grew up allright somehow
And when it came to givin' milk
She was an educated cow.

CHORUS
Bessie the heifer
The queen of all cows
She gave more milk
Than any law allows
In the mornin' she gave pasteurized
At nite she gave homogenized
Bessie the heifer
The queen of all the cows.

I took her to the county fair
To try to win a prize
She knew what was goin' on
I saw it in her eyes
The contest made her nervous
She tried so hard to please
But when I tried to milk her
All I got was cottage cheese.

CHORUS

I planted me a 'tater patch
To earn some extra dough
To take a short vacation
With some city folks I know
But no one else would milk the cow
No matter how I'd nag
So pa took my vacation
Leavin' me to hold the bag.

CHORUS