http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCFho2QmrS8

we made this is in twenty minutes! i know its amazing. Jesus of Nazarene was a huge help.

I have been a married man for almost 3 months now. I like it. We watched the pretty explosions for Old Glory from our apartment last night and i have to say that is was quite impressive, mostly cause i was holding MY bong on MY couch.  My parents and sisters were here in Seattle for about 5 days. They stayed with us at our 500 square foot apartment. They only stayed 5 instead of the 7 days they planned too. My sister Katie is going to school in Austin Texas now and thats great cause Austin is fun town if you are a trust fund hippie who loves Leftover Salmon and BBQ. (the band and the food respectively) and that weird fat guy from the interweb who controls Hollywood from his mom's basement lives there, too. I am falling in love with Seattle. Great place to be, lots of cool rooms to workout in, the ocean, the mountains, the crazy mountain homeless people, the yuppies, the hipsters, the Asian yuppies, the Asian  hipsters,  the  Asian crazy mountain homeless people, and Bigfoot.  I'm going to be in Tampa and Sarasota next two weeks, and before that at Chop Seuy's first Laff Hole, Jazzbones in Tacoma, and Rocko's Fireside Alehouse in Everett on Sunday with my wife, Monti. i love her the most.

Hey mofo's!!!

thats right. I'm getting married in Vegas at the Doo Wop Diner on Sunday April 15, 2007. I'm also going to an incredible comedy show on Saturday night at The Joint @ The Hard Rock.............http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displayevent.cfm?id=216
Then on Sunday, you can watch live via the interweb @ http://www.vivalasvegasweddings.com/live_internet_weddings.htm
just scroll down click on Doo Wop Diner at 5pm Pacific Time, ( you can do the damn math as to what time that is where your nappy head will be)
I have been on the road the past three weeks and have had a good time. West Palm was delicious, Denver is a hotbed of stand up comedy goodness..........Sacramento was great even though it is located in Sacramento. I have added some dates to the calendar and would love to see all of you out there. I also would love if you would check out an amazing blog.....it is very much worth your time..........http://kennyrogersrules.blogspot.com/

I would also like to thank Traci and Brian at www.sheckymagazine.comfor the shout out. Great online zine about the world of stand-up written by two very funny married comics. they give me hope.
 Mickey Rooney is still alive and i think he found the secret of living forever. (going down on Shirley Temple and letting Judy Garland rough you up after she hits the sauce)

my new website is about to be up. www.billywaynedavis.com  its being designed by my soon to be brother-in-law,Joel Carlo.

I love all of you, except Mark Anundson, and he knows why.............i hate the shift key.
in Batman's name,
Billy Wayne

ps-if you want to buy my lady and I stuff, we are registered at Target.

I just blogged all over the place. It feels good. Here's what i think,

I'm pretty excited after watching Al Gore's "An Inconvient Truth" that I'll get to see the end of most mankind in my lifetime. There are too many people. And most of us are lazy assholes. which is also my new favorite band, the LAZYassHOLES. check em out! They sing covers of open mikers stealing famous comics' material.

I'm also going to be in Memphis soon. Which is good for Memphis and bad for............     ( if you know the end of this joke please finish it in the comments section)