"This is how u pick up a girl White T (John) pull her pants down n slap her vagina"
- Chase Mayexuxuasux, however u spell it
"Chicks r like dogs, beat em around a bit, scream at em, doesnt matter. as soon as u clap your hands they come back"
- Adam Ricard
"Bitches take the back seat (the new bros before ho's)"
- Nick Huszar
"Were seniors man, were doin them a favor!"
- Joe Pantaleo
"That nigga deserves ten pounds of cancer to the face"
- Josh Ricard
"(whats the speed limit on this road? - brandon) Roughly 5 million, gun it"
- Russell Jones
"i can say nigger whenever i want, I HAD SLAVES, but they all ran off with Harriet TUBNUTS"
- Robert Jones