I been playing the orange box this last few weeks. It really good. I likes the orange things such as... err... carrots, oranges... and beans. Not all at once hehe. You're silly.

I thought you might want to see this video of Weebl and me.. I had eaten some cake, it makes me the crazy. Too much sugars.

--> http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/cube/

 

Let me know what you think, peeps!

 

Hello the internet ladies and the internet men who pretend to be ladies.

I been busy working on a new toon, it will be great. It will be about a very important cause but I can't tell you more until it is done.

(Sometime this week)

Well, I am the going now, but the first person to comment on this post better be a sexy internet lady (real one) or Weebl will make fun of me.

Byes.

I have messages for you all!

To all the lovely ladies out there: I sorry for not blogging more, but I been busy working on my collection of odd shaped pebbles. Got one that look like a terrapin choking on an apple! Those ones are rare, but I will show you if you let me visit you in your boudoir.

To all the men: Don't tell the ladies but I been busy working on a few "bedtime skills". I got some of the e-mails that give you advice, and so I been working on this move I like to call the norweigan clockwork banjo.

Tell me what you think!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/housework/

So yesterday was the April Fool days, and I had a great plan to get Weebl with.

I wait for him to go in shower then I switch his cup of tea for a box of angry termites. I did it when he in shower because he sing Mariah Carey songs and pretend he a diva, so he never hear me drilling the holes in his skateboard. hehe!

After he dry off, he went for his usual trip to the skate park to visit his crew. Now, this is where my plan take shape. You see, Weebl never make it to skate park without spilling his tea, so as he spill the termites, they fall into the little holes I drilleded and they start to eat the skateboard. Weebl usually arrive at the park and do a trick, but this time his board fell apart and he look silly in front of his crew!

WEEBL, I FOOL YOU, YOU FOOL!!!

I not sure the title actually anthing to do with this post but I quite tired as I been out all day. Weebl said there was a lady waiting for me in the woods so I went to see her.

It took me ages to find the woods and when I did all I found was a bunch of squirels tied together in order to resemble an owl or large bird of prey. It was quite impressive work and more than mades up for the lack of ladies and my long journey.

When I gots back I found out why Weebl sent me on the goose chase that was wilderness based. He had been using my PC to sent ups his own MySpaces account and post some blog. He is a naught man since he know he not allowed. Also the area surrounding my computer was covered in torn pages from my books about the internets.

You can see his stupid blog here (your lists are nothing compared to my linkings power Weebl)

Weebl is a filthy liar. I never ever ever wet the bed except for that time I did and even then it was just a little dribble. Like the dribble you get when you strokes the happy cats. That how small it was.

Anyone reading his blog (though he seem to think it called a blorg) should realise Weebl is a big stupid and he has more bum eyes than Captain Bumeyes if he existed.

Anyway I will not mention this again as I am very mature and I sure all my new friends don't want to hear about his silly ways anymore since he think you all girly or goths. I not think that. I think you all either very sexy or chums in a strictly manly way depending on if you boy or girl.

alright, check it

I bust with the dopest rhymes that you have ever seen
all my plan come together better than the A-Team
if I had a pie for every time I won a battle
i would buy a kayak made of glass with a paddle
maybe even buy a pair of wheels for the bottom
pump full of farts, they smell of eggs that are rotten
my kayak would be pimpin, I take it for a race
kung-fu kick to your chin and break your whole face

what? what?

Peaces.

 

 

What up? What up?

Me and the massive been down the docks today. Chillin', illin', keeping it reality based (I think that right). My crew were there to have a fancy dance battle with the Mysterious Chicken but he never turn up. DJ Hams Provider (Weebl) said that mean we won but I (MC Freshest Freshness Freshening Wipes) not sure we even told him we wanted a battle.

Actually since there only two of us our massive not really that large. That quite sad really.

Anyway since we had times to kill we started to practice our fancy hip hop hand shakings. It quite hard work really. More like a job. After a while DJ Hams Provider said we should try then out with some strangers. I found some sailors and asked them if they wanted to try a hand jobs with me. I be honest with you. It not really turn out how I expected it.

I never going down the docks ever agains that for sure. It not stictly old schools at all. No one was popping or locking that I saw though Weebl did say he saw some seamen jig.

I was out yesterday looking for new cards board or other building materials. There was nones in the areas but I did see the biggest dog in the whole Worlds. It looked like a bear it was that big. Weebl said it was a bear but he only been to bear recognition class 2 time so he know nothing.

I mean, bear are massive like a house or two small whales right?

I not go to bear recognition class as there no good job prospects in that field. I went to fort building with inappropriate materials class insteads.

I have drawn up plans for my new houses when I finally get the cards board.

    I knew it was a bad idea to give Weebl the beans sandwich. He set his bum farts on fire again but set fire to the cards board room. What didn't burn down was soaked by the firemens and collapsed.

Weebl spent most of the time trying to be friends with the firemans with the big hose (Hehe that sound like I means he had a big man part. Not that I would know if he did have because I never looked and am only interested in the Ladies). He said it was because he was just interested in their health plan but I think there something more to it since he not shut up about how cool Keith the Firemans was. Also how big his muscles were. He said Keith gave him his telephone number since they were going to go play the golfs together but I not think that the number he gave him was right.


Anyway. It probably for the bests as the room was beginning to smell a bit like burnt arses.