IMPORTANT NOTE: It is well known among my closest friends that I only have one feeling. Yes, you heard it correctly...just one. His name is Agador Spartacus and he is a tough little guy. It takes a lot to "move" him from his comatose state..but...when it happens. WATCH OUT!

Last night, It was brought to my attention that I have the BEST fiancée in the entire world. Never in my wildest dreams could I have imaged to find someone so incredible. I promise I won't go into sappy details that will just make you want to close this blog and think that you liked me better when I was bitter and sarcastic.

I WILL say that I am the luckiest woman in the world. Every day I find myself daydreaming about my crazy new life in Ireland and my ...soon to be...old life in SF. One thing stands out.

There will not be a day when I won't miss all of you.

I am completely out of witty remarks.  Work has apparently drained me dry.  I won tickets to see Margaret Cho.  Happy. 

Ok, now I know these things just happen to me.  I was in a local cafe minding my own buisness when a stranger approached me.  Keep in mind I am in a corner, laptop open, headphones on, and papers strewn about like I am writing my manifesto.  Being a realativley polite person I stop what I am doing, only to find out this normal looking young woman has come over to give me a hug.  Do I have a sign, "Crazies, Inquire here" posted on my ass?  Have I finally morphed into the movie star that I know is  hiding inside and have forgotten that I have fans?  

Help, it is all very confusing. 

I see  the red light

A life in boxes taped shut

My car does not stop

I am sure you all have seen the grainy footage of some lunatic caught on a surveillance camera flying into a fit of road rage? That was me this afternoon. I was a pair of cut off's and a baseball bat short of making the 6 Oclock news. It was ugly....

As I was sitting up at 245am staring into the glow of my computer screen, I had a moment of clarity.   

I have figured out who lives on the floor above me. 

It is an ex-memeber of Cirque Du Soleil who has just come home from the bar to practice his tumbling.

I can't believe it took me so long!