My new friend Marie (Simply Beautiful) blogged this: The best advice I've never followed about guys and dating (Its SOOOO true)
 
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.

If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.

Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then hell no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.

Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.

Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?

Always have your own set of friends separate from his.

Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.

If something bothers you, speak up.

Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.

You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within.

Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has more education or in a better job.

Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.

Never let a man define who you are.

Never borrow someone else's man. Oh Lord!? If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

All men are NOT dogs.

You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two-way street.

You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary.
 
Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.

Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and your always readily available to him- he takes it for granted.

Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.

Keep him in your radar but get to know others.


They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them
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And my personnal addition

Never stick around with someone who makes you feel like you're not good enough. Not only ARE you good enough, you're probably too good. And you're DEFINITELY too good to to stick with anyone who's too dumb to realize that.

If a guy can make you cry or disappoint you, RUN. No guy should be able to watch a girl cry knowing its his fault. If that doesn't break his heart, he probably doesn't have one.....

with this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEzbkGj7EaQ
"Soulmate"

Incompatible, it don't matter though
'cos someone's bound to hear my cry
Speak out if you do
You're not easy to find

Is it possible Mr. Loveable
Is already in my life?
Right in front of me
Or maybe you're in disguise

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
Who knows how to love you without being told
Somebody tell me why I'm on my own
If there's a soulmate for everyone

Here we are again, circles never end
How do I find the perfect fit
There's enough for everyone
But I'm still waiting in line

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
Who knows how to love you without being told
Somebody tell me why I'm on my own
If there's a soulmate for everyone

If there's a soulmate for everyone

Most relationships seem so transitory
They're all good but not the permanent one

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
Who knows how to love you without being told
Somebody tell me why I'm on my own
If there's a soulmate for everyone

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
Who knows how to love you without being told
Somebody tell me why I'm on my own
If there's a soulmate for everyone
If there's a soulmate for everyone

The Cabernet Merlot Chronicles Volume 3
 
Persistance
 
Vodka, Vodka in a glass
With you vodka I shake my ass
 
Whiskey, Whiskey I drink all night
With you whiskey I’ll get in a fight
 
Tequila, Tequila I’ll slam you quick
With you tequila I end up sick
 
Rum oh Rum you go down smooth
With you rum I cannot lose
 
Red Wine, Red Wine the classiest of them all
With you red wine I giggle and fall
 
Chardonnay, Chardonnay you taste light and pure
With you chardonnay a hangover’s sure
 
Scotch oh Scotch you go down burning
With too much scotch my stomach is turning
 
Beer great Beer for food, fun and games
Chugging these beers I don’t know my own name
 
Long Island, Long Island my tummy will hurt
With you Long Island I’ll take off my shirt
 
Bourbon, Bourbon my liver is dying
After drinking you bourbon, to the cops I am lying
 
Gin oh Gin in detox I’ve landed
For drinking you gin both right and left handed
 
Water oh Water with you I shoulda stuck
If I had drank you oh water, I wouldn’t be f**ked
 
Rehab, yes rehab the judge surely did choose
Now I’m sitting in rehab dreaming of booze
 
Liquor oh Liquor I’ll come back to you one day
I wont let this little ankle bracelet get in my way
 
Alcohol, great alcohol you cause me such trouble
Um, excuse me bartender? Please make it a double

;-)
Hehehehehehe
UM, APPARENTLY AFTER REPEATED TEXTS I GUESS I NEED TO NOTE THAT THIS POEM IS TOTALLY A SILLY POEM, NOT SERIOUS, I'M NOT IN REHAB OR WEARING AN ANKLE BRACELET, HAHAHA, YOU BASTARDS, I'M NOT THAT BAD!
 

What is this? And why precisely did I feel compelled to join?
It seems just like status updates on myspace :-/ I was thinking it was something cool I was missing out on...
www.twitter.com/MissTiffanyJoy
Fill me in.....
 
xoxox
 
 

Don't you hate it when despite all warnings to the contrary you think such great things about a person and then they turn out to be nothing but a pathetic shameless liar

If a person can repeatedly and unabashedly lie about random things for absolutely no fucking reason, I can only imagine how much they lie to people they have obligations/serious relationships with or things to cover up

I dont care if this is totally irrelevant and happened months ago, you are not a good person. Instead of wishing it was me, i actually feel bad for whomever you end up with 
 

"One More Girl"
I took off my iron smile, babe,
'cause I found it weighed me down
Tomorrow when the world wakes up
I'll be in another town

You don't know what you want
At this moment could be me
You move your hand across my knee
Turn me into some novelty

(Chorus;)
I guess I'm One more girl on a stage
Just one more ass that got stuffed in some jeans
And its one more day that you don't find true love
Because you don't know what it means
Yeah yeah

Did you ever take the time to
think about who I might be
Where I've been, what I'm thinkin
Who I love, what I've seen

Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah
Oh oh

One more car out on the road there
You might pass on your way home
Someone's sister, someone's wife or
just some bitch whos probably got no life

Yes I'm

(Chorus)

One day we'll be a pile of ashes
For the rest of time it passes
So take your hand off my knee
Do you know what it means to be

(Chorus)

Yeah yeah

I HADDDDDDDDD to repost this from a few years ago, HILARIOUS
 
This is the funniest effin thing I have ever read in my life. I read it 3 times in a row, and every single time, by the time I was finished, I was laughing so hard I was crying. I think I laughed so hard I might have peed my pants.
You might only find this funny if you
A) Are a drunk dialer yourself
B) Have been drunk dialed numerous times yourself
C) If you know me at all
Enjoy:
Rules of Drunk-Dialing

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.

2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in Taco Bell and they're playing our song........ I love you".

4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. Slurring is a turn-on for all women - I don't care what they say.

5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.

6.Drunk texting is alright... provided you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. Though, when I do it, it's apt to look something like this " hey! klma ove aldj trees!!"

7.It is DEFINITELY a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.

8.If you are a frequent dialer, NEVER get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.

9.It is always a good idea to sing on someones answering machine (or voicemail). I prefer "Dust In The Wind", but if this doesn't work I'm forced to bust out the can't-go-wrong-love-ballad of all time..."Me So Horny"! Yep - It's like that!!

10.Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted, or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry. (Angry Dialing will be covered in a later post.)

11.Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "You have a serious problem".

12.If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.

13.Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing. (Refer to Rule #10.)

14.If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing...better yet, do it from your hotel room...."who the hell called me from the Notell Motel in Boise?" Best part is they can't trace it back to your room, just the lobby.

15. Drunk dialing to a foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea. However, depending on the type (and amount) of alcohol you've had, you may be experiencing a version of the "if-I-don't-call-this-person-I'll-just-die syndrome". In this event, it is permissible to brake rule 15 and use a friend's phone. Besides, it may be 4 am where you live, but people are just getting out of work in Australia!!

16.Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin-stuffin'....... Preparations should be made in advance.

17.Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, bathroom or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when your far too drunk to be using electronics, and you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night.

18.Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher-grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone I suggest calling the Taco Bell hot-line. Their representatives are very, very attentive. I know several on a first-name basis, so I can assure that your social needs will be met for the evening. The number can be found at any drive-thru window, and they will ALWAYS give you free food (sometimes it's the only way to get you off of the phone
 
The only drunken communication not covered in this bulletin was Drunk emailing and Drunk myspacing.... which I personally feel are on the rise and are quickly replacing drunk dialing. I know I personally have drunk myspaced about 600 people.

"White Horse" - Taylor Swift

Say you're sorry
That face of an angel
Comes out just when you need it to
As I paced back and forth all this time
Cause I honestly believed in you
Holding on
The days drag on
Stupid girl,
I should have known, I should have known

[Chorus]
I'm not a princess, this ain't a fairy tale
I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet,
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain't Hollywood, this is a small town,
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now it's too late for you
And your white horse, to come around

Baby I was naive,
Got lost in your eyes
And never really had a chance
My mistake, I didn't know to be in love
You had to fight to have the upper hand
I had so many dreams
About you and me
Happy endings
Now I know

[Chorus]
I'm not a princess, this ain't a fairy tale
I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet,
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain't Hollywood, this is a small town,
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now it's too late for you
And your white horse, to come around

And there you are on your knees,
Begging for forgiveness, begging for me
Just like I always wanted but I'm so sorry

Cause I'm not your princess, this ain't a fairytale
I'm gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well
This is a big world, that was a small town
There in my rearview mirror disappearing now
And its too late for you and your white horse
Now its too late for you and your white horse, to catch me now

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
Try and catch me now
Oh, it's too late
To catch me now