I miss this place, and when I say that I don't mean "I miss fucking around here like the hallways of high school"; rather, I mean "I miss fucking around here like the sun drenched fields where many summers of my youth were spent". Damn those were some good times, and I feel the same about this little piece of electric ecstasy.

So, then, if I feel such fondness for my time here; why am I perpetually leaving? Well, the answer to that question is deceptably complex. I'm a broke and broken man. I don't want to get too melancholy; it's not my style (or perhaps it is, and I'm curbing it).

First, I'm broke. "But, Norm, what does that mean?". It means I'm broke. No big deal; I've been "lower-middle class" all my life. The point is, I can't even afford internet access. *GASP* "In this society?!" I know! That totally what I said, but nobody heard me because I had no outlet for my societal commentaries and silly movie reviews (more in way of that in a moment). It's unimaginable in a time where everyone's a twitter over... twitter (that jokes been done way too much); where the whole world's on myface (again, too much). "So, why don't you use someone else's internet (as you're obviously doing right now)?". Good question.

Second, I'm broken. To make things short (and, again, not too melancholy); I have a social anxiety thing. *GASP* "Someone who lives online has trouble with people?! NO WAY!" Again, no big deal. I've been like this for years. That is, until I got onto the internet. Oh well, that's the way it goes. I just felt like an explanation was due to be offered.

On to something else, movies. Up rocks. Terminator: Salvation is better than T3: Rise of the Machines and nothing will ever be as good as T2... fuck I can't remember any other ones right now. OH! The Dark Knight was robbed (really late on that, but it deserves to be said over and over again).

Well, I'd like to say I'll talk to you guys again soon, but I probably won't even see your comments to this blog for a while. Don't forget about me, I remember you guys, dammit!

Today I wonder what stupid things people should say.

A blog

Yes, a movie review...

A View from Stadium Seating: Mamma Mia!

Today I wonder how I fell into such a stupid trap and if a stupid tramp will fall in.

Big Brother... why?

Miley Cyrus... Playboy material?

Today I struggled to complete a rational train of thought.

Enjoy

Today I'm very much interested in your opinion on my facial hair quagmire.

Is it a mouth... or a nose?

Also, I'd rather you comment over there, but I'll leave the comments here open if for some reason you don't want to.

Today I jumped to a few conclusions and decided Brett Favre vs. Mark Cuban for the presidency could be a good idea.

Favre for president

So... I birthed a WordPress blog... I'm going to be blogging over there... I don't think I'll be losing readers, right?

There's still somewhere around 150 of you people who still subscribe to me here. Subtract all of those who, apparently, fell into a coma and you come to about... 10. Those 10 or so of you who've still been reading, I'm assuming, will be willing to make the click it'll take to get over there. It's no big deal if you don't, since I'm not exactly Bloggy McBloggenstein.

Anyway, here's the link to get there. See you there, perhaps? I'll, obviously, still read the blogs I read and shit like that.

I'm having much too much fun finding these great songs... SEVENTY-SIX MORE SONGS!