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Last Updated: 3/23/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 101
Sign: Capricorn

State: Massachusetts
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/5/2006

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Friday, November 23, 2007 

We just added two new cat-hater games to the site... Cat-Vac Catapult, and Cat Death Auto!

Come & enjoy the fun at Cat Haters Of the World


Start your holiday shopping with our "Friends & Family" sale! Get $15 off a $50 purchase, valid through Nov 27.

It's a great time to get your cat-hater gifts! Click on our Instant Coupon button on the homepage for details.

Happy Holidays!

C.H.O.W.

 

Saturday, July 28, 2007 

Yes, that's right!  Our biggest fan, and one our very talented contributing artists, got a tattoo of the C.H.O.W. cat!

Long live C.H.O.W.!!!

We also just published our latest design, a bit of summer fun... the cat is trying to surf, and a hungry shark is approaching...

Check out our summer sale - buy 3 t-shirts, get 1 FREE!

Cat Haters Unite!

 C.H.O.W.

 

Thursday, June 14, 2007 

Hey fellow Cat-haters!

Check out our latest cat-hater cartoon, just in time for the July 4th celebrations! Poor little kitty has found himself stuck in a fireworks display... what could happen next???



Cat Haters Unite!
Cat Haters of the World

Tuesday, May 29, 2007 
Friday, May 18, 2007 
Monday, April 02, 2007 

Cat Haters Of the World is proud to announce our new partnership with Wicked Pissa Tees! Now you can find more funny & offensive humor along with adult humor, cool tattoo designs, biker t-shirts, sexy tees, and more!

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 

How to Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1.  Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2.  Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3.  In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4.  The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5.  Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash" and rinse".

6.  Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7.  Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8.  The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9.  Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
The Dog

C.H.O.W.
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007 

Submitted by C.H.O.W. members...

roses are red, and violets are blue,
a dead cat makes good envelope glue

roses are red, and violets are blue,
the only good cat, is one under your shoe

 

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

 

Thanks for the submissions... keep them coming!
C.H.O.W.
www.chowmember.com

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 

You seriously have to play this game... it's hilarious!

Click here to play ---->  C.H.O.W.

While you're there, be sure to join our mailing list to receive updates on new games, videos, and other cat-hater humor!

 

Monday, January 29, 2007 

Yes, that's right... Cat bowling!  Come and play the favorite game of Cat Haters Of the World!

Click here to visit our website and play ---> C.H.O.W.