All the "Are you FAT and unhappy at 18?" ads have been changed to "Are you FAT and unhappy at 19?" ads. Thanks so much. Fuckers. . .

Facebook gives me modeling headshot ads. Stick that in you're juicebox and suck it, Myspace.

is like a roller coaster you can't get off of. . .

and you're not sure whether to laugh, cry, scream, or puke

or why not all four?

Or somewhere in southern California. San Bernardino would be equally awesome, but you know he wouldn't want to come here lol. Seriously, if Fligtless Bird, American Mouth were a man, I would marry him right now . Lol yeah.

Hmm. . .you know what? The Shins should definitely play with him/open for him/procede him and then the should play something with him. They did New Slang together live, and it pwns your soul .

Cmon, Sam Beam! You know you want to come visit me .

No longer content to come in plain ol' lemon, Theraflu (my cold/flu meds of choice) now comes in "berry menthol green tea". Yes, it is as gross as it sounds.

What the FUCK just happened??!? Way to go CBS, you just jumped the proverbial shark.

I loved book club so much in high school that I just had to start one at Crafton . So, come on by if you can! We meet on Tuesdays at 2 in front of the library. Or, if you wanna join us online check out our Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/chc_book_club

It's a pretty darn good lookin' Myspace, if I do say so myself .

Our first book is Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn. So far it's been a really interesting book.

EeeeEeeeeeeeeeEEEEe I'm still super psyched!!!

If you love me (or even like me just a little lol), you'll add Save Midnight Sun! as a friend:

http://www.myspace.com/savemidnightsun

tell your friends!!!

I don't suppose anyone has a pic with me in it from prom? cuz I don't lol. I brought the suckiest camera ever. . . :(