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Gender: Female
Age: 24
City: Hollywood do it but I'm not that kinda girl
State: California
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November 6, 2009 - Friday
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Current mood:  sympathetic
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
So when Jenny got home from work last night she was really mad. What's the matter, girl? Our store sucks! They hired a new cashier today and I got demoted. Are you kiddin' me? So what, they're gonna make you like a stock girl again? No, Cupid. They got me kinda supervising the other cashiers now. Hello! That's not a demotion, Jenny! It means you're like an assistant manger now or somethin'. Hello back, Cupid! It means I gotta count everybody's drawer at the end of the day, and you know how much I hate math. Well, try to look on the bright side, Jenny. At least you'll get to spend more time in the office with Dick Richard. Tee hee!
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October 31, 2009 - Saturday
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Current mood:  thirsty
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
So I went to make a withdrawal at the blood bank today
and the guy says I'll just need to see some identification, Ma'am. So I tells
'im Are you kiddin me? Ain't these fangs identification enough? And he says Oh,
sorry, I didn't recognize you. Cupidula, right? Yeah, that's me. I'll take two
pints of O Negative. And hurry it up - I've got a coffin break in ten
minutes.
 | Currently listening: Velveteen By Transvision Vamp Release date: 1999-07-15 |
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October 30, 2009 - Friday
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Current mood:  excited
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Now I don't wanna sound too bossy, but this time I gotta put my boot down. I want everybody readin' this to make sure you ain't one of those lame houses this Halloween. You know what I mean - the kinda house that passes out Now and Laters, Pixy Stix, and Necco Wafers.    Tootsie Rolls and Dubble Bubble are only marginally acceptable. No, what we really want are more candy bars!
Can you say that with me?
CANDY BARS.
They're called fun size for a reason, you know!    So get with it, people! Get your butts down to the market and pick up some Snickers, 3 Musketeers, and Milky Ways! Oh, and Butterfingers are good, too! Hordes of hungry little munchkins (and sweet-toothed Cupids) will be dependin' on you this All Hallow's E'en, and you don't wanna disappoint us!
This year, be a Halloweener, and not a Halloweenie!
Give out the Good Stuff! And have a

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October 26, 2009 - Monday
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Current mood:  chill
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
So I was cuttin' open the fronts of the freeze pop boxes and stackin' 'em up to make an awesome pyramid of fruit-flavored squoosh tubes when I heard on the radio that 6000 people set a new record by dancin' to Thriller at the same time. To celebrate, I gave Hector a high-five as he passed by with his broom. What's that for, Cupid? A new world record, fella. What world record? 6000 people danced to Thriller at the same time today. Thriller? Yeah, you know - the Michael Jackson song. But I thought Michael Jackson was dead? He is, Hector. Now here, have a freeze pop.
 | Currently listening: Thriller By Michael Jackson Release date: 2001-10-16 |
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October 12, 2009 - Monday
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Current mood:kubrickian
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
So like, 2001: A Space Odyssey is supposed to be one of the greatest sci-fi films of all time. And it is! Stanley Kubrick did a pretty awesome job on this one. But for a movie that's supposed to be so super-futuristic visionary and stuff, he sure got a lotta things wrong about dos double-aught one.
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Nice try, Stan, but eight years ago we were still stuck with Windows Millenium Edition. Not really big in the conversation department. Not very smart, either. And although Windows may not've killed many Astronauts, ME sure did a good job at turnin' a perfectly good computer into a useless piece of space junk - whenever it worked, that is. No, the only HAL we got in 2001 was Shallow Hal, and we all know how much that movie sucked.
And talk about space junk, 2001's got all these saucy spaceships kinda just floatin' around to Johann Strauss. Okay, yeah, tee hee, I get it - it's supposed to be like this fancy dancey waltzy-waltz out there in space. Great. But where's the David Bowie soundtrack? Zarathustra can sprach all he wants to, but I want my Major Tom! Floatin' in a tin can, if you know what I mean.
And finally we got this scene with a bunch of hairy monkey people worshippin' a giant videocassette. Are you kiddin' me? VHS is so not used anymore. It's all about Blu-ray nowadays. Please.
And what's with all them hairy monkey people in the first place? So what, everybody was supposed to turn into a monkey to start off the New Millennium? Yeah, right. Like that ever happened. Hang on a sec - I gotta take this. Hello? This is the year 2001 calling. Guess what? No monkey people. C'mon, Stanley! Is this the best you can do after teachin' us how to love the bomb? This is such a lame rip-off from Planet of the Apes! You should be ashamed of yourself.
I wonder what 2010 will be like? Guess I'll just have to wait and see!
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October 3, 2009 - Saturday
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Current mood:  confused
Category: Quiz/Survey
So if you ever paid much attention in Kindergarten you'd remember that Diana was the Romanized version of the Greek goddess Artemis, who was in turn the Greekicized version of Selene, who was herself a Titan. Now, I've watched Teen Titans on Cartoon Network a couple times, and I don't remember anybody called Selene on the show. So the burnin' question is this: What were those Greek guys thinkin' when they named a goddess after a cartoon character? I still can't figure that out.
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September 28, 2009 - Monday
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Current mood:  anxious
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
So I was talkin' to my boss at the 99¢ Store. When are we gonna get some
Cocoa Bats, fella? Cocoa Bats? What are those? Hello! They're like those little
marshmallow yum yum bats you give out for Halloween! Oh. Well, we're
not going to get any of those this year, Cupid. Now get back to work.
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September 27, 2009 - Sunday
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Current mood:  excited
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
KTLA - better known to us denizens of LA-la-Land as Channel 5 - went on the air for the very first time at 8 PM on January 22, 1947. It was the first commercial television station in Los Angeles, and also the first station to broadcast west of the Mississippi.
| KTLA in 1949 | KTLA's original test screen |
KTLA's inaugural broadcast played to a pretty limited audience that night, as there were only about 300 TV sets in LA at the time. Bob Hope emceed the program, with the matter-of-fact title Western Premiere of Commercial Television. The show was shot live from a garage on the Paramount Studios in Hollywood and featured a variety of popular acts, such as the Hopeman's zany sidekick Jerry Colonna, The DeCastro Sisters, and The Rhythmaires.
| Bob Hope | Jerry Colonna | The DeCastro Sisters | The Rhythmaires |
 | A guy called Klaus Landsberg was the drivin' force behind KTLA. In fact, he was pretty much the drivin' force behind the entire television industry. Klaus came from Germany where he was involved with electronic television from the very beginnin'. He worked on the experimental telecast of the 1936 Berlin Olympics. After that, he emigrated to the United States where he helped NBC with their futuristic television broadcast demonstrations at the 1939 New York World's Fair. Klaus was definitely the go-to guy for this brand-new technology. That's why Paramount Pictures hired him to run things for their own television enterprise. In 1941, young man Klaus went West to pioneer a whole new era on the electronic frontier. He became the station manager and chief engineer at W6XYZ, the experimental forerunner to KTLA. For the next five years, Herr Landsberg and his handful of dedicatedly talented staff hammered out all the technical details of how to operate a station and successfully broadcast TV to the masses. By '47 they were ready to go, and the rest is television history. | | Klaus Landsberg |
And what a history it was! You see, Klaus Landsberg was a real genius. He had a vision for television. He knew exactly what he wanted it to be, and he used his technical know-how and innovative impulses to shape TV into somethin' really special. Klaus created, produced, or directed over 40 different shows back then. Under his artistic guidance, KTLA produced a wide variety of original programmin' for everybody to watch. All the kinda shows we take for granted these days - drama, comedy, news, reality, sports, wrestlin', live music and variety, kid stuff, games, even shop-at-home - Klaus and his KTLA cronies did it all, did it well, and oftentimes did it first. And they did it all live, too - as in get in front of the camera and do your thing, Charlie. There were no tapes, there were no edits. It was raw talent shown first take to the audience exactly as it happened. Most of the time, there weren't even any scripts! They winged it all the way. It was total seat-of-your-pants improvisation in those days.
| The first ever Emmy Award (for Most Outstanding Television Personality, natch) was given to KTLA's resident ventriloquist and all-around Girl Friday Shirley Dinsdale - and her perky puppet pal Judy Splinters. |  | | Emmy Award Winners, January 25, 1949 |
 | Shirley (and Judy) recalled this historic occasion for a documentary in 1987:
Shirley: They told me I had to go to this banquet at the Hollywood Athletic Club that night after my show. I didn't want to go - I had a date - and I really didn't know what this was all about. They said it was for the Academy - it meant nothing to me - it was the first one!
Judy: She got the award and it shouldn't have been.
Shirley: Well, it said to Shirley Dinsdale, and Judy has always felt very badly about that.
Judy: I thought it was for me. I mean, I'm the one that had the personality. She learned to talk later... | | Judy and Shirley, 1987 |
| I think it's funny how Shirley didn't care that she was gonna be honored with the most prestigious award in television. For the very first time, even! Nowadays, an actress would give her eyeteeth just to be nominated for an Emmy! Television was still too new to mean much to anybody back then. |  | | Judy Splinters (1949) |
KTLA put out some pretty awesome shows durin' that Golden Age. I wish I could've been around to watch 'em all! I mean, this is the kinda stuff that made TV great! Like this one... Frosty Frolics (1951)  | Frosty Frolics was the coolest thing on TV. Kinda like the Ice Capades of comedy, if you know what I mean. The show was shot by live remote from a skatin' rink in Pasadena. Talk about a Happy Birthday! No magic silk hat on this show, though. |  |
Or this gem...
Fantastick Studios Ink (1950)  | This kids show was about a bunch of kids who run their own movie studio. Are you kiddin' me? How awesome is that? Nope, can't think of nothin' awesomer! By the way, this show was a novelty at the time 'cause it was one of the first TV shows to ever work directly off a script. No ad-libbin' it here, kiddies! |  |
Then, of course, there was always one of the most famous kid shows of all time...
Time for Beany (1949)

Beany was the brainchild of Bob Clampett. It starred Daws Butler and Stan Freburg portrayin' a plentitude of playful puppet people like Beany Boy, Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent, Uncle Captain, Dishonest John, and Tearalong the Dotted Lion. Absolutely fantastic. This was Albert Einstein's favorite TV show. One time he walked out of a high-level conference of brainiac rocket scientists at CalTech just so he could watch it.You will have to excuse me, gentlemen. It's Time for Beany. oh yeah!This spot guest stars El Presidente, Ol' Harry S. of The Buck Stops Here fame... Time for Beany also helped spawn another popular TV show... Musical Adventure with Korla Pandit (1949)Korla Pandit got his big chance to be on TV when Klaus Landsberg offered him his own show, with the followin' condition: he also had to play the music for Beany and Cecil. Korla took the bait, and Musical Adventure was seen for the very first time in February, 1949. Basically, the idea for the show was pretty simple: just a guy playin' with his organ. I'm down for that ; )  Musical Adventure was the first all-music show ever broadcast, and it was a big hit. Nobody panned it, but Pandit panned it for gold. A couple years later he moved on from KTLA and was ticklin' the ivories for a national TV audience. Not too shabby for a guy in a turban. He was totally flyin' in that rarified stratosphere of TV super-stardom, but his magic carpet ride ended when a contract dispute got him kicked off the air. Korla was replaced with another kinky keyboard virtuoso, the famously flamboyant and mononymously likable Liberace.Whew! This was a long one! I hope you all enjoyed readin' it as much as I enjoyed writin' it! Lemme tell you, this has been one of the funnest blogs I've ever done! Before I started, most of this stuff was totally unknown to me. I had to read read read dozens of Wikipedia articles, and check check check out at least as many websites to connect all the dots that put this thing together. But the research was easy. The hard part was pullin' myself away from watchin' hour after hour of video to all these classic shows! Tee hee!
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September 19, 2009 - Saturday
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Current mood:  lazy
Category: Life
You ever try luggin' a 50 lbs. (net weight) bag of bunny chow around with you on the bus? Well lemme tell you, you don't wanna do it. I didn't wanna do it either, so I found this guy Pedro to do it for me. He was standin' around with his buddies outside the lumber yard.
¡Oye muchachos! Necessito un hombre muy fuerte. Tengo veinte dolares. Translated for the Gringos: Hey fellas! I need a strong man. I've got twenty dollars.
¿Veinte dolares para que? Twenty dollars for what?
Salga su mente del canal, por favor. Necessito llevar mi bunny chow. Get your mind outta the gutter, please. I need to carry my bunny chow.
Okay, yo hago. Mi llamo Pedro. Okay, I'll do it. My name is Pedro.
Gracias, Pedro. ¡Vamos! Thanks, Pedro. Let's go!
Pedro picked the bag up off the cart, and we walked over to the bus stop. The bus pulled up a couple minutes later and we got on. Pedro had his own pass. That was cool, 'cause it saved me $1.25. Woo hoo!
We sat down near the front, next to a chatty Babushka with flushed cheeks and a plastic tote full of vegetables.
Is rabbit chow? I do not know they are making that!
Oh yeah, tee hee! They make all kinds.
Yes, like for what kinds?
Oh, like goat, monkey, chickens, pigs - you name it. They even make puppy chow.
Oh, you are making fun!
No, I'm not! Isn't that right, Pedro?
He smiled : )
Oh, is your boychik?
No, ol' Pedro here's my husband.
Oh, dear! He is speaking English?
No, he only speaks Korean. ¡Pedro! Diga la señora 'buenos dias' en Korean. Pedro! Say good morning to the lady in Korean.
¿En que? In what?
De Chino, cabron. Chinese, dummy.
¡Oh, si! On-yung-ha-say-o! He grinned =] Oh, yeah! Good Morning!
Close enough, fella. Pedro doesn't get out much these days. Not since his accident last year.
Oh, no! What is happening?
He got bit in the neck by a dog.
This is sounding terrible! Was dog rabid?
No, it was a German Shepherd. Big one, too.
Oh, the perils of public transportation...
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September 9, 2009 - Wednesday
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Current mood:  envious
Category: Friends
Talk about a blonde bombshell!
Jayne Mansfield was one of the leadin' sex symbols of her day. From stage to screen to pin-up queen, Jayne did it all. She was one of America's most popular celebrities. Comedy was her main schtick, but she performed her fair share of melodrama, too. She even hit the road with a popular nightclub act, wooin' and wowin' crowds across the country and overseas.
Nobody else could do it quite the way Jayne could. She was a real party girl who never lost her head!
Well, 'cept for once...
Oh, c'mon. That was her wig in that picture.
Think so? Then why'd they bury her in two places?
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Wow, I didn't know about that! She must've been pretty awesome to get two memorials that way.
Yep, she sure was. In fact, Jayne was so awesome, Jefferson Starship even wrote a song about her.
They did not! You just made that up!Hush! It's time to watch the video...
Did you check out Grace? Seems she doesn't know what to do with herself when she's not singin' lead. Not too slick, the way she just stands around! She's like, Duh, what am I supposed to do now? I mean, really! She should've picked up that cowbell, or a tambourine even.
Or a pair of maracas. That would've been hot.
Here's a pair of hot maracas... | Only Queen Jayne of the Plunging Neckline could make Sophia Loren turn green with envy. You go, girl!
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Nothin' like a good publicity stunt to grab the headlines.
Oh yeah, Jayne had 'em linin' up for the head with all the pin-ups she made. She appeared in Playboy over thirty times!
"I like being a pin-up girl. There's nothing wrong with it."
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