Do the tabloids have a life. I mean you can't honestly say oh I chase Celebrities around for a paycheck. What a sad existence. Anywho. Go Lindsay

On this past Saunday It was very odd. It started out with my trip to Costco. Right before we turned into the parking lot on Bunker Hill there was a guy in a suit riding his bike. Not weird enough. He was smoking a cigeratte. He was killing himself while also getting healthy what a great idea. Then we found a parking spot immeaditley that was good enough for my Dad. That was really scary. But to top it off the song on the radio was called "13th Sign".

Then we were headed to HEB. On the marquee in front of Stratford it said

Powder Puff

March 2

2:15-3:00

Its freakin the 5th already.

Then the unspeakable happened again. We found the perfect parking spot in under 30 seconds. And even better...it was right by the door.

Later we went to Giamalva's raquet club up on the North side of town. Here's what worse. the song on the radio said "DirtyDzenBras". Now we were listening to a jazz station and I'm sure it meant Dirty Dozen Brass Players. But it didn't. The time was also 15:53. What happened in the year 1553 well according to wikipedia the Calvinists burn Micheal Servetus on a stake for being a heretic in Geneva. Hmmmmmm. Calvinists. Sounds like my kinda people.

If you change the 15 in 15:53 to a 3 like more people are familiar then you create 353 which is palindromic prime number. Thats not wierd but i cant find anything else.

So Huray to Calvinist but it was a sorta wierd day none the less. Thats all I got but check out this way cool video.

Alright, For all of you losers that have nothing to do while your at home (James) here are two fun alternatives for you to spend your time doing. First off we have a game called Pocket Tanks Delux. Now whoever made this game is getting ripped off because thanks to Andyluck.net (and i jacked a lil code from them but I doubt they will say anything cause they are illegal to) I have a download of Pocket Tanks Delux. The version you would get if you bought the game. So click below and let the download begin. Trust me this game is fun and there is nothing like mud pieing your opponent.

Pocket Tanks Deluxe

Now here is the popular FPS (whastever that means) that is fun for all. I'm talking about Quake 3 Arena. Its a little bit aggravating at first getting fragged and overall owned but it is still fun. I could play this game all night so check it out

Quake 3 Arena

Alright so there you have it. Challenge your friends challenge your family just dont tell them this is probably illegal. So Hve Fun cheaters.

p.s. dont be afraid of the government raiding your house and stealing your computer. They'd have to steal all the schools computers too.

As we arrive at the capitol it looks a little bit like a parade or some little kids birthday party is there. Batman, Robin, Shamu, Daffy Duck, and some wierd shark thing all took time out of there busy schedules to visit the State Capitol. We took a few pictures with them and it was off to saving Texas.

Batman and Robin were on hand to help save Texas

I'm not going to bore you with who we talked to and stuff. But i will tell you Kyle Janek (State Senator) is an idiot and so is Debbie Riddle (State Representative). But i give special Kudos to Dora Olivo (State Representative), Edward Lucio Jr. (State Senator) and Hubert Vo (State Representative) for being smart intelligent people. Oh and Dwayne Bohac (State Representative). Great people.

The fun part of the whole day was seeing Vince Young less than 10 yards away. Truly a great expierence. Apparently the Texas State Congress was congradulating Vince Young on his Rookie of the Year season and wishing him luck on the rest of his career.

VY paid a special visit to the State Capitol.

So that really sums up our whole trip while all my homies were at home taking the TAKS test I was chasing a soon to be legend. Yup and thats really it.

*MAKE SURE TO WATCH*

Make sure you watch Heroes on Monday at 8:00. This is gonna be the best episode yet as we learn more about HRG and who he works for. Plus if you are a Jericho fan (which is like only me and Jack) then definetly watch Wednesdays episode cause that one seems like its gonna be totally tite. Thats all I got Peace out

As some of ya'll know I recently made a trip to Austin Earlier this week. Leaving school at 1:20 on Monday and coming back at 6:30 on Tuesday. One thing I'd like to get across is that i was not trying to skip the TAKS. I had agreed to go on the trip long before I knew (or cared to remember) that I would be out during the TAKS. SO it went a little something like this

We started our journey headed west on I-10/Katy Freeway. Going to Austin is actually a pretty strait forword drive. When we got to 90 my dad let me drive for about 40 miles. It was pretty cool and it was boring at the same time. You take the West exit for 71 (which is the only exit you can take). We switched drivers (i went back to shotgun) and we countinued all the way to Austin's Sheraton Hotel. Like I said it is pretty strait forword.

WE went to check in at the hotel and we met this old couple Calvin & Priscilla Daetwyler who also happened to live in Houston across from Spring Woods. The computers at the Sheraton hotel were down so the front desk had trobule with people making reservations and getting into their rooms becuase it was all on the computers. The Daetwylers were given a key and they returned 10 minutes later saying that someone else occupied the room. HAHA

We checked into our room at 4:15 and changed into out suits and stuff and got ready to go to Creekside 2 which is a meeting room. When we got there and 5:00 it was really just a reception for all of the American Heart advocates to meet and get aquainted with. We talked then at 6:00 walked over to a resturant called Seranos. However my dad forgot something back at the Hotel

*embarrising story about my dad ahead*

My dad went to go back to the hotel. But all he could remember about the direction was that it was up a hill so he started walking up a hill. After a while he realized he should've seen the hotel by now. He turned around and bam. In big Red letters on the side of the 20 story Sheraton it says "SHERATON" and has a logo.

*end of embarrising Story about my dad*

The State Capitol is a beautiful building. Absoulutely beautiful. Espicailly in a city built around it. As we headed to the Capitol on Tuesday Morning it was a very tiring walk do to having to walk up hill. I'll tell this story tomorrow as this is already a long post. So check it out tomorrow.

Alright I have the last and final password for the Primatech Paper website on file "C3002" its "MPggtn75x". Thats all four. This one I got all on my own. I have to state this now because of certain litagation that might result from a questionable copyright post in my last post. So we'll see what happens with that. But here is a video my Mom emailed me a little while ago and I find its pretty funny. So check it out. .

Danger Of Internet Chat

Alright its already known I want the Chicago Bears to beat the Indianapolis Colts in the Super Bowl but I'm gonna devote this post to some of the little known facts about "Super Sunday"

An estimated 14,500 tons of chips and 4,000 tons of popcorn are eaten on Super Bowl Sunday

Americans scarf down eight million pounds of guacamole

Six percent of Americans will call in sick the day after Super Bowl Sunday

54% of all Americans will drink coffee the morning after

Cost of the Vince Lombardi Trophy: $25,000

Cost of Super Bowl rings: League pays for up to 150 rings at $5,000 per ring (plus adjustments for increases in gold and diamonds). League also pays for 150 pieces of jewelry for the losing team, which may not cost more than one-half the price set for the Super Bowl ring

Super Bowl XL TV audience: Last year's game was watched by 141.4 million viewers. The 10 most-watched programs in TV history are all Super Bowls

More toilets are flushed during Super Bowl half-time than at any other time in the year

On average, fans at the Super Bowl eat 5,000 pounds of hot dogs. Laid end to end, they would stretch for more than five miles

More than 3,000 of the world's media generate over 10 million words of copy during Super Bowl week

So there you have it folks. Have a Super Super Bowl Sunday and cross your fingers for a close game. I'll have the score and all the stats as well as Funny Commercials posted all this week. So subscribe and stay tuned to make sure you don't miss anything. From Calvin to you, I'm out this biotch

Alright. This is probably the most revealing blog i've ever posted because it says exactly who i like. Which i will make a move on tomorrow. But newho. Yahoo Answers is an addicting website so check it out.

Alright yall. Here is what I think is one of the best kept secrets of Stratford High. Quake 3 during lunch. If you happen to go to Stratford (which you very well might) during lunch (A or B doesnt matter) there is always a game of Quake. It is so fun. Which is all I'mma say on the matter because the principles and stuff watch our Myspaces incase you didnt know. They check bullitens and blog posts and all sorts of stuff. But if you want to play Quake at your house check out this link. Plus i'm Ballin outta Control incase you wanna know or you find me. Call me if you wanna play and i'll check my schedule. Message me fo my number though so I noe who's askin. So from Calvin to you. I'm out this bitch.

I went to go see Epic Movie in the same movie theater a see a lot of movies. The Grand outside of Conroe. Its given me great movies to watch like Transporter 2 and The Descent. But it also has failed to give me something entertaining such as Scary Movie 4 and The Ringer. While both those movies had their moments they both sucked.

As I was outside the theater with my popcorn ready and my bladder empty I found myself hoping that Epic Movie would not pull a Scary Movie 4. My prayers were in vain. Epic Movie sucked.

If you happened to think Scary Movie 4 was a good movie then Epic Movie is for you. But please do society a favor my kindly taking your own life as a message to Hollywood that this crap sucks and we will not tolerate paying freakin $6 dollars for a movie ticket to get about the same amount I could have watching James Birdsongs idea of Attack of the Penguins unfold. At least thats for free and I can add in my own input. As if i would ever want to contribute to AOTP.

Seriously I mean of course it had its moments like with the talking Beaver "Oh shit its a talking Beaver". But seriously a 10 second bit can't make a 90 minute movie worth the $6 I payed for a ticket and the $17.75 my family mouched off of me for concession items. It had promise but failed to deliver. I give Epic Movie 2 talking Beavers outta 5.

Had its moments but generally this movie Sucks