I fucking hate mice.. I never used to feel this way about them. In fact, as a little kid I just to love mice. I had little stuffed mice and I used to love watching movies that had mice in them. I had hamsters, gerbils, and as most of my friends know, the last few years I had a bunch of guinea pigs... not mice.. but in the rodent family.. cute little furry animals.

At this point I would love to find a fish tank full of mice, douse them with gasoline, and light them on fire.

Why do you ask? Well.. i have cleaned up more mouse shit in my house this summer then I care to count.. We have been over-run the last few months with them and its pissing me the fuck off... its not the first summer we had a mouse or two... but not like this. I have caught no less then 9 mice in the last two months alone. I use no-kill traps and i let them go in the field behind my company's parking lot. Before you think I am a nice guy.. I do that because there is a large population of feral cats back there... hey at least I gave them a fighting chance! :)

So... I just got a shop-vac and cleaned out my entire garage... which was something I wanted to do anyway.. but I didn't plan on cleaning up that much mouse crap. I sealed up all the holes I thought they are getting in, added some ultrasonic pest repellants, and got a few more traps to keep in various parts of the house... if the fuckers come back I just know I'll get em... they just LOVE peanut butter..

The most frustrating thing is that just when I think I get rid of them.. they come back.. the other day.. cleaned up the place.. thought they were gone.. left the kitchen.. came back a hour later after I watched some TV.. and there is mouse shit on the counter!.. the little fucker was probably watching my TV from the kitchen..  had to throw out the rest of dinner which was sitting on the stove. Was my favorite too! Hamburger helper three cheese flavor.. mmmmmmmm… lots of high cholesterol goodness.. the mouse was probably sent by my Dr. to stop me from eating that shit…

Soo... its war.... I think they are really coming from the shed in my yard.. so I'll be getting some nice tasty poison for them to eat in there.. mmmmmmmm... yummie green pellets of mouse killer.

My next step will be to get the meanest, toughest, tom-cat that I can find in the animal shelter. An outdoor cat that will happily kill all small animals he comes across... take their little bodies and set them up on pikes as a warning to all rodents who trespass. My wife is alergic so he will have to stay outside.. but if he does his job well I'll build him a little kittie house in the back yard and give him lots and lots of cat-nip.

David Chase thank you for creating The Sopranos.. and FUCK YOU for the worst series of story lines and the worst ending to a great show. After 7 years with this story I think we deserved to know what the hell happened to Tony.. arrested? Killed? Or What? And the way they set up the last scene anything could have happened.. It was pretty brilliant actually.. I was all there at the edge of the seat just waiting to see what would happened.. analyzing every second.. trying to catch every little subtle move of every person in the last scene… AND THEN IT LOOKED LIKE MY CABLE WENT OUT… ASSHOLE! I even called my parents just to make sure it wasn't my Tivo pulling one of its fits and that was really what happened.

David Chase sucks ass.. really.. he does.. he should go suck a big fat ass right now. He made such a big deal about adding all these extra episodes after he almost ended the show last season… oooo he had this great story line to finish up.. blah blah blah.. a bunch of shit.. there hasn't been a good story line since they killed Adriana and put her car in long term parking. After that.. its been shit. They even had to bring in Steve Buscemi for a few shows to spice things up.. and then killed him off..  

At least the last scene was at Holsteins which is one of my favorite places in my area.. used to go there all the time when I was a kid and then in high school and college.. No they don't really have those little jukeboxes on the table.. but a lot of the North NJ diners used to have them. Another cool thing is that the place where Uncle Junior was at the end is the old hospital my mom used to work at for 25 years. It is closed now but I remember a few weeks ago I saw them there filming. I go by there on the way to work and saw all the trucks in the parking lot.. James Gandolfini was hanging around by his SUV near the street.. just like an average Joe.

Really.. could he have ended it a worse way? One of those "Lady and the Tiger" type endings… well kids.. which door do you think Tony opens at the end of the story? The one with the hitman that takes out his whole fucking family.. or the one with the FBI agent who drags him out in cuffs…  I never liked that story when I read it as a kid for school.. and I don't like it now..

The only really cool thing about the story is how they had the cat hanging around staring at Christopher's picture.. you know that cat was Adriana reincarnated.. David Chase should have had that cat trip Tony by accident and break his fucking neck.. now THAT would have been a good ending..

What a sack of garbage.