Well half of March has passed and I am way behind schedule as far as volume of games are concerned. After the waste of time that was February I had set a plan to grind 5000 games in March and get back on track. Ofcourse I am a lazy bastard and I just couldn't be arsed to put in any kind of real effort so far this month. I've played 1684 games when I should have played around 2700 by now.
I just hate the game, it bores the life out of me. I wish I had another talent that could make me lots of money, then I could stop playing poker and do something interesting / enjoyable. Other than pure laziness and a hate for the game the reason I've not been playing much is that the games have been sooooo packed with decent regulars, so much so that I just chose not to play in them rather than trying to grind out an edge of a couple of percent and deal with the swings that go with that. Sometimes when the games are reg packed I will just play lower buyins but it seems that no matter how low you go there will be a whole army of multitabling pushbot wannabes stinking up the games.
I've never known the games to be this bad. I really hope they get better soon! Stars have been very good in promoting the site in europe but it seems every country is falling into deep depression/recession so who knows if there will be enough fish with enough money even as soon as 6 months down the line.
I'm just off the back of another 400 games breakeven where I was getting clowned by morons in every game that I played, sigh. During this my pokerstars connection went down while I was playing 14 $104 SNGs, the rest of my internet was fine but I switched to my back-up connection anyway incase it was some kinda routing problem with my ISP. No joy connecting to stars on my backup connection either. Eventually I got back in after restarting the software on my main connection and I was blinding down in most of my games, luckily I managed to cash in 5 or 6 of them by somehow running like god and winning a lot of showdowns where I had to shove a 2-3BB stack. I sent stars an email about it to see if the problem was with the software or their servers incase I'm due a refund.
On a similar note a lot of my tables have been starting up after I register for them and I notice 5 minutes later that I'm sitting out at the table in a different seat from my default seat and I have no buttons. I have to open the lobby, quit the sng, then click join table on the lobby to get it to normal. I've spoke to other players who are getting this problem so hopefully stars figures it out soon and stops it from occurring.

I've cleared one $4000 bonus this month and I'm 8000 base FPPS away from getting a second bonus so that will definately be cleared this month, as far as profit from SNGs goes I'm up like $8K.
Here's the graph of this month so far:

and here's a bunch more funny hands:
MISCLICK FOLDED AA TO THE TALBE IDIOT'S OPENRAISE (I WOULD HAVE 3BET, HE WOULD HAVE CALLED AND HE WOULD HAVE SUCKED OUT BY THE RIV).PokerStars Game #26092326725: Tournament #148888553, $100+$4 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/03/18 15:38:15 CET [2009/03/18 10:38:15 ET]
Table '148888553 1' 10-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Skilled G (1765 in chips)
Seat 3: rapidca$her (3175 in chips)
Seat 4: Mr Makina (1620 in chips)
Seat 5: AceAAKK (1440 in chips)
Seat 6: Nole91 (1400 in chips)
Seat 7: Poker_Ryan_W (1320 in chips)
Seat 8: sven alber (785 in chips)
Seat 9: Daleroxxu (1540 in chips)
Seat 10: The_Nuggett (1955 in chips)
AceAAKK: posts small blind 15
Nole91: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Daleroxxu [Ac As]
Poker_Ryan_W: raises 60 to 90
sven alber: folds
Daleroxxu: folds
The_Nuggett: calls 90
Skilled G: folds
rapidca$her: folds
Mr Makina: folds
AceAAKK: folds
Nole91: folds
*** FLOP *** [Td 5d Qs]
Poker_Ryan_W: checks
The_Nuggett: checks
*** TURN *** [Td 5d Qs] [Kh]
Poker_Ryan_W: checks
The_Nuggett: bets 180
Poker_Ryan_W: calls 180
*** RIVER *** [Td 5d Qs Kh] [Qd]
Poker_Ryan_W: checks
The_Nuggett: bets 360
Poker_Ryan_W: calls 360
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The_Nuggett: shows [5s 5h] (a full house, Fives full of Queens)
Poker_Ryan_W: mucks hand
The_Nuggett collected 1305 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1305 | Rake 0
Board [Td 5d Qs Kh Qd]
Seat 1: Skilled G folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rapidca$her folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Mr Makina (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: AceAAKK (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Nole91 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Poker_Ryan_W mucked [Qc Ah]
Seat 8: sven alber folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Daleroxxu folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: The_Nuggett showed [5s 5h] and won (1305) with a full house, Fives full of Queens
THANKS FOR PLAYING TOO MANY TABLES EMILY24.PokerStars Game #25943944862: Tournament #147830065, $100+$4 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/03/14 11:26:58 CET [2009/03/14 6:26:58 ET]
Table '147830065 1' 10-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: mausi12343 (2955 in chips)
Seat 2: KOTEH0K (1640 in chips)
Seat 3: frennzy (1010 in chips)
Seat 4: blacker1x (2540 in chips)
Seat 5: emily24 (2415 in chips)
Seat 6: Daleroxxu (190 in chips)
Seat 9: fredj0 (4250 in chips)
mausi12343: posts the ante 15
KOTEH0K: posts the ante 15
frennzy: posts the ante 15
blacker1x: posts the ante 15
emily24: posts the ante 15
Daleroxxu: posts the ante 15
fredj0: posts the ante 15
blacker1x: posts small blind 75
emily24: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Daleroxxu [Ah 2h]
Daleroxxu: raises 25 to 175 and is all-in
fredj0: folds
mausi12343: folds
KOTEH0K: folds
frennzy: folds
blacker1x: folds
emily24: folds
Uncalled bet (25) returned to Daleroxxu
Daleroxxu collected 480 from pot
Daleroxxu: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 480 | Rake 0
Seat 1: mausi12343 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: KOTEH0K folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: frennzy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: blacker1x (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: emily24 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Daleroxxu collected (480)
I FOLD LEAVING MYSELF WITH 35 CHIPS SO THE FOOl GETS WHAT HE DESERVES AND BUBBLES.PokerStars Game #25871531027: Tournament #147303702, $100+$4 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2009/03/12 9:25:31 CET [2009/03/12 4:25:31 ET]
Table '147303702 1' 10-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: Steffi1705 (1793 in chips)
Seat 5: thelaf320 (2072 in chips)
Seat 6: Tiger111222 (3970 in chips)
Seat 7: Daleroxxu (1060 in chips)
Seat 9: Borgesata (1645 in chips)
Seat 10: hannibal812 (4460 in chips)
Steffi1705: posts the ante 25
thelaf320: posts the ante 25
Tiger111222: posts the ante 25
Daleroxxu: posts the ante 25
Borgesata: posts the ante 25
hannibal812: posts the ante 25
Borgesata: posts small blind 125
hannibal812: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Daleroxxu [Qs Kd]
Steffi1705: folds
thelaf320: folds
Tiger111222: folds
Daleroxxu: raises 750 to 1000
Borgesata: raises 620 to 1620 and is all-in
hannibal812: calls 1370
Daleroxxu: folds
*** FLOP *** [8d 6d 3s]
*** TURN *** [8d 6d 3s] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [8d 6d 3s Ah] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Borgesata: shows [7c 7d] (a pair of Sevens)
hannibal812: shows [As Qc] (a pair of Aces)
hannibal812 collected 4390 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4390 | Rake 0
Board [8d 6d 3s Ah Ts]
Seat 2: Steffi1705 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: thelaf320 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Tiger111222 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Daleroxxu (button) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Borgesata (small blind) showed [7c 7d] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 10: hannibal812 (big blind) showed [As Qc] and won (4390) with a pair of Aces
AND FINALLY HERE'S A SEXY ASSED ROYAL FLUSH, SHIP IT.PokerStars Game #26095175675: Tournament #148904839, $100+$4 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2009/03/18 17:32:51 CET [2009/03/18 12:32:51 ET]
Table '148904839 1' 10-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: Daleroxxu (1965 in chips)
Seat 3: Anssi A (1150 in chips)
Seat 4: vectile (2475 in chips)
Seat 5: CERNOVICH (485 in chips)
Seat 8: Feiler79 (3320 in chips)
Seat 9: Mickelson3 (3050 in chips)
Seat 10: ~~axeala~~ (2555 in chips)
Daleroxxu: posts the ante 25
Anssi A: posts the ante 25
vectile: posts the ante 25
CERNOVICH: posts the ante 25
Feiler79: posts the ante 25
Mickelson3: posts the ante 25
~~axeala~~: posts the ante 25
~~axeala~~: posts small blind 125
Daleroxxu: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Daleroxxu [Ah Jh]
Anssi A: raises 875 to 1125 and is all-in
vectile: folds
CERNOVICH: calls 460 and is all-in
Feiler79: folds
Mickelson3: folds
~~axeala~~: folds
Daleroxxu: calls 875
*** FLOP *** [As Th Qh]
*** TURN *** [As Th Qh] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [As Th Qh Kh] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Daleroxxu: shows [Ah Jh] (a Royal Flush)
Anssi A: shows [Qs 8h] (a pair of Queens)
Daleroxxu collected 1330 from side pot
CERNOVICH: shows [4c 3s] (high card Ace)
Daleroxxu collected 1680 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3010 Main pot 1680. Side pot 1330. | Rake 0
Board [As Th Qh Kh 6c]
Seat 2: Daleroxxu (big blind) showed [Ah Jh] and won (3010) with a Royal Flush
Seat 3: Anssi A showed [Qs 8h] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: vectile folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: CERNOVICH showed [4c 3s] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 8: Feiler79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Mickelson3 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: ~~axeala~~ (small blind) folded before Flop