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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

A Public Apology to Everyone
Current mood:

dirty
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Dear Fans:
I am writing this, to clear up any misunderstandings that may have happened last week.
First off, To Feedback, Purrkayla And Zachariah:
I know that I sometimes have this very bad habit of taking things too seriously, that goes back to a piece of my mysterious past, in which when I do something wrong, I have to say I am sorry for what happened.
Sometimes, I get very angry and have this bad habit of "Go Away, I DO NOT want to listen.." and act very unreasonable and refuse to listen.
All I ever wanted was that I got that happy ending that I wanted in the first place, for vindication!
I WAS NOT interested in the prizes or interested in winning, all I wanted was to prove myself worthy and make internet history as the first disabled superheroine on the show and to prove to everyone in the whole world that I am NOT a mental patient, a Prozac Addict and to prove to everyone that I am NOT a little girl and that I do exist!
Heck, I even apologized profusely to Vince McMahon of WWFE last week, for what I did to a former employee of his 10 years ago.

To Tom Anderson, The Chief Of MySpace: If I hurt you in anyway and used you without permission, I want to profusely apologize to you for what happened and ask for your forgiveness.

And To Stan Lee, I want to profusely apologize to you for putting you in there without asking your permission or consent, and ask for your forgiveness.

And to the fans, the viewers and the readers on MySpace:
I want to personally and profusely apologize for any misunderstandings that may have happened in my happy ending.
I know that some of you are still angry at me and sometimes I get misunderstood, but sometimes, I do get a bit angry too and want to beat the stuffing out of the real life villians I have to deal with, when things DO NOT go my way.

Anyway, I want to again profusely apologize to all of you for what happened and I hope that you not mad at me anymore!

Thank you for reading this and until we meet on the net, GAME ON!
DANGER WOMAN

1:45 AM

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Don't mess with an angry songbird!
Current mood:Mad With Grief
Category: News and Politics

Dear Loyal Fans:
For the past two weeks, I have been a very angry little songbird, due to the fact that I wanted things my way!
I am still mad with grief that Madam BJ Walker won't accept full responsibilty in the murder of Sarah Elizabeth Crider and that I just found out that Governor Sonny Perdue knew about it, and did NOT do anything to stop her from murdering disabled persons!
I am still angry at Zachiarah Foster, over the Who Wants To Be A Superhero Online thing.
Even though I did apologize to him, he still has NOT accepted my apology, which really hurts my feelings and all I want is a happy ending to this whole mess!
And the worst thing of them all, is that I responded to a story about a grandmother who wanted her day in the Mixed Martial Arts, which got me so mad, that I wrote this message to them:
As I am a superhero, I have the legal right to fight!
I will be taken seriously, because what I am about to tell you is going to make you all talk about it at your water cooler tomorrow!
I, Danger Woman, Songbird of Feedback's Tech Support, hereby challenges Madam BJ Walker of the Georgia Department of Human Services, formerly the Georgia Department of Human Resources, along with Vince Mcmahon of the World Wrestling Federation Entertainment to a serious Georgia Mental Hospital Deathmatch, for the fate of every disabled person still locked up unjustly for being disabled, in violation of The Pardon Of The Disabled, Otherwise Known as The Olmstead Act.
If I win this, then every disabled person in the state of Georgia will be pardoned by Governor Sonny Perdue himself and be set free, to live in their rightful communites and be allowed to go to school until they are 40 years old!
And I have chosen the place where I will have it! In a real mental hospital in Milledgeville, Georgia, called Central State Hospital.
One other thing, fans! If you say bad things about me or my fight to avenge Sarah Elizabeth Crider in front of 40 million viewers on national television, YOU WILL GET THE SAME TREATMENT that they are going to get!
And YOU WILL NOT LIKE IT AT ALL!

When people read that, they laughed at me and mocked me, calling me a mental patient, a Prozac Addict and a Little Girl!

Listen to me guys! Do you really care about me?
Do you all really love me to pieces?

Well, blast it, say that you love me!
Say that you care about me!
I am getting tired of being ignored by everyone!
Can't you see that I have been punished enough by everyone on the internet?!?

And the worst thing of them all is that everyone is saying bad things about my appearance on Feedback: A Hero's Calling and I am scared that it might drive me away from the net and run away from my happy home and be forced to be locked up in the mental hospital for loving Earl Schweiss!

Listen to me, everyone and listen good!
I want a happy ending and I WANT IT NOW!

DANGER WOMAN

12:15 AM

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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Coming Attractions
Current mood:

bouncy
Category: Blogging

Dear Fans:

I just wanted to let you know that it is about that time again for my annual End Of The Year Adventures.

And you, the fans, get the honor of seeing me LIVE and in person.

First off, I will be at the Silver Scream Spook Show for their annual Halloween Spooktacular Show!

Then, we all have to set our clocks one hour back after you Trick or Treat, before one hits the sack!

Then, we have the November Sweeps, in which I must deliver one stocking to the USO, for our servicemen and women who can't come home for the holidays.

And there is also the Great Thanksgiving Football Bowls for both College and NFL and the Friday after Thanksgiving, where one wakes up extra early to get the Holiday Hero Goodies.

And Speaking of Holiday Hero 2009, which is coming your way this December, I will be making a lot of public appearances, including the fact that I will be doing a Hanukkah Party, a Very Special Citizens Christmas Party, My Holiday Hero Concert at Swayze's, and of course the Christmas celebrations and Boxing Day for all my fans in Canada and England and the Special Holiday Edition of The Silver Scream Spook Show at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, Georgia USA.

Well, that is all the news that is fit to print.
Until we meet on the net, GAME ON!

DANGER WOMAN

2:30 AM

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Monday, September 14, 2009

Fight Back Feedback!

This is my special tribute to my heroic pal, from Who Wants To Be A Superhero, Feedback! I hope that you will love this rendition, which was filmed LIVE at Dragon Con 2009! Until we meet on the net, GAME ON! DANGER WOMAN

2:29 AM

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Saturday, September 12, 2009

歌唱魂karaoke: バトルフィーバーJ OP (Battlefever J opening theme)

If You Need To Karaoke, This IS The song that you need to master. Until we meet on the net, GAME ON! DANGER WOMAN

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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Tech Support Status Report-August 15th, 2009
Current mood:

triumphant
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Today, I got to be a part of a very interesting conference, in Atlanta, Georgia USA, which educates kids and adults about the evils of bullying.
They talked about people who were bullied for being born of a different color of skin or for having the fact that they can NEVER love an opposite, only the same, but I was very shocked and very appalled that they did NOT include people with disabilities.
So, I came up to the microphone and introduced myself, in my "BORING" secret ID and did some disabilty sensitivity training on making sure that people with disabilities were included in their anti bullying campaign.
I even had to explain to them that I was bullied by cruel schoolmates and cruel grownups, told them about Lois Curtis, who was bullied by the evil Georgia Department of Human Resources, on her right to live in the community and proved that she deserved this right and that because of her, we have The Pardon Of The Disabled.
I even explained to these same persons that I was nearly killed over this "pardon" at the hands of Roy Barnes, in front of 40 million viewers on USA Network 10 years ago. I did explain to him that he had NO right in interfering in my fight against another bully, who called me a disabaphobic slur.
I even told them that Roy Barnes did get in trouble with his wife about it and was ordered to apologize to me.
After all that was said and done, I did get lauded and praised for my efforts. I earned not only the respect of the whole panel who was there, I also gotten a standing ovation and the honor of meeting the Reverend Al Sharpton himself, who thought that I was so brave and heroically cute!
And the best part? Well, one of the panelists did apologize to me, for NOT mentioning people with disabilities and that he would see to it that they would be included in the fight against bullying.
And I even signed a petition to support American Federal Legislation to making bullying a crime against not only children who are not like the others, but also to protect adults from being bullied as well.
Today, I am very proud to say, that I have done my heroic part to not only fight for human rights for everyone, and especially for the civil and constituional rights for my disabled brethen.
All in all, I feel that I have made a difference today.
Until we meet on the net, GAME ON!
DANGER WOMAN

2:15 AM

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Monday, June 29, 2009

Another tragic passing-The Oxy Clean Man
Current mood:

bummed
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Shortly after the events of this past week, I have gotten word that The Oxy Clean Man, Billy Mays, Passed Away.
I was very shocked that this had happened and again I screamed a psychic scream!
These are really trying times, my fans.
This could be the worst year for all those who became "The Victims Of Good-Bye".
The last time this happened was in 1983, when there was a lot of tragadies and few triumphs.
But, what really opened my heroic eyes was the fact that superheroes have to face the evil Grim Reaper head on, in order to live another day.
I just hope that my concert on July 3rd, will be dedicated to those who passed on.
Until we meet on the net, GAME ON!
DANGER WOMAN

2:30 AM

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Sunday, June 28, 2009

In Memorandium
Current mood:

sad

I know that you fans have heard by now, but we lost three celebrities this week.
Ed Mcmahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.

When I learned of their passings, I screamed a psychic scream of anguish and pain and was very upset and mad with grief and asked "Why????""

But, I learned that these three were good people, even though some people have said bad things about them.
However, I do know that they each left a legacy in the worlds of movies, television, MTV and the internet.

In closing, I would like to say, on behalf of Danger Music, I would like to offer my condolences and sympathies to the family and friends of Ed Mcmahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.

May all of you find peace in these trying times.

Until we meet on the net, GAME ON!
DANGER WOMAN

2:00 AM

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Saturday, June 20, 2009

WRAS 88.5 Benefit- July 3rd, 2009
Category: Music

Hello, my dear loyal fans!
I just wanted to let you know that if there is one event you go to, next to the Peachtree Road Race this July 4th Weekend, come to the Eyedrum and see me and The Danger Force Band perform, as part of the annual WRAS Album 88.5 Fund Raiser.
It is going to be held on Friday, July 3rd, 2009 in the evening and I hope that you will give generously to this good worthwhile cause.
Well, I need to go now.
Until we meet on the net, GAME ON!
DANGER WOMAN

3:15 AM

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