Belle du Jour: Denise Milani
Denise Milani might just be the biggest thing
going on the internet today. She is immensely popular, with a fan base
that swells ever larger by the day, a super-sized treasure chest of
globalization heaving into ever more bodacious spheres of influence.
She is quite simply a beautiful woman with very large breasts and—this
is not a put-down—no apparent talent. She doesn't sing. She doesn't
act. She doesn't play the violin or professional tennis. She just takes
pictures in skimpy outfits, and for it the world has beaten a path to
her door.
She doesnt even get naked.
You could call her the Cindy Margolis of the current era, except that
her Google hits dwarf Cindy's. You could call her a non-nude Veronika
Zemanova, except that her Google hits dwarf Veronika's. Leave out
Beyonce and Denise Milani gets more Google hits than every model who's
appeared on the cover of
Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue
for the past decade. That group: Bar Refaeli, Marisa Miller, Veronica
Varekova, Elle Macpherson, Rebecca Romijn, Rachel Hunter, Daniela
Pestova, Elsa Benitez, Carolyn Murphy, Yamila Diaz, and Petra Nemcova.
She gets nearly as many Google hits as Dwight D. Eisenhower, Lyndon B.
Johnson and Gerald Ford combined. It can't just be the giant tits, can
it? We don't think so. Because if giant tits could get a girl 3.6
million Google results, there would be a lot more girls with 3.6
million Google results. No, Denise has something special, a star
quality, and if you've never heard of her it's time you did. She
saturates the internet—it is really not difficult to find dozens of
galleries of her—but if you want a good source this
Denise Milani Blog will work. Eventually all those galleries will send you to
her official site. And you might also want to stop by
her MySpace page. Why? Because today is her birthday. Happy birthday, Denise, here's to you and your massive Google hits.