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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 30
Sign: Leo

State: New South Wales
Country: AU
Signup Date: 11/28/2005

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May 13, 2009 - Wednesday 


Drop bears are carnivorous, tree-dwelling marsupials found throughout Australia. Their preferred dwelling is eucalyptus trees or gum trees. They are related to koala bears, though larger and equipped with sharp teeth and razor-like claws. Sometimes people refer to them as the koala bear's evil twin.

Drop bears prefer to feed at night. They wait in trees and then drop down on top of their prey, usually instantly knocking it unconscious. They will then proceed to devour it. They will quite readily attack creatures larger than themselves, including humans.

The only known way to deter a drop bear is to spread toothpaste or vegemite behind your ears and on your neck. It also makes sense not to pitch your tent beneath a tree that contains a drop bear. A good way to find out if a drop bear is in a tree is to lie down beneath the tree and spit upwards. If a drop bear is sleeping up there, it will wake up and spit back.

Australians are known for going to great lengths to make sure that backpacking tourists are aware of the dangers posed by drop bears. Young children attending camp are also frequently warned of this threat to their safety.
February 17, 2009 - Tuesday 
February 16, 2009 - Monday 
February 16, 2009 - Monday 

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February 12, 2009 - Thursday 
Rammstein - Du Riechst So Gut

February 14, 2008 - Thursday 

Category: Sports

Well its that time of year again where my Foxtel recorder will be filled with the grunting of sweaty men.. No.. its not porn...

Its Footy Season!! I look forward to seeing the Melbourne Storm take another cup.. though I wouldn't mind seeing the Rabbitohs have a go..

Last year I only managed to make it to one game.. but I plan on trying to get out and go to a few more this year.. Possibly even a Rabbitohs game to get a peek at Russell..

I haven't heard one way or another if Darren Lockyear is going to be back this year, but he did an excellent job as the Australian captain.. Hopefully the Reds can do a bit better than the wooden spoon this year.. Though it is Queensland.. so I doubt it.