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Valtyr Thors


Last Updated: 8/19/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 104
Sign: Aries

City: Reykjavik
Country: IS
Signup Date: 4/11/2005

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Saturday, September 06, 2008 

Current mood:  bored
Category: Friends

I keep getting friend requests from webcam whores, their accounts usually get deleted the next day or whatever but its always the same crap pornsites that send these requests, i dont understand how they keep getting on myspace in the first place.

I will gladly watch women get naked on cam but i would never give one of them my credit card number so if you are a woman and wanna get naked for me on cam please add me but if your after my money please just eat shit and die!

Currently listening:
Obzen
By Meshuggah
Release date: 2008-03-11
Thursday, April 03, 2008 

Current mood:Fully erect
Category: Music

Hljóðfærasafnið mitt heldur áfram að tútna út, nú hafa bætst í safnið Peavey Classic 50 gítarmagnari og tékknesk Gibson SG eftirlíking af tegundinni Fokus, tékkar geta semsagt gert meira en að búa til kristalsglös og Budweiser, þeir eru líka kick-ass gítarsmiðir! (Eru þeir ekki líka góðir í handbolta? Mig minnir það amk)

Allavega, ég er kominn með svo mikið af rokkdrasli að ég bara verð að fara að drulla mér í þartilgerða hljómsveit, þetta diskódæmi sem ég er í er hvorteðer komið í dvala enn eina ferðina.

 

Friday, December 21, 2007 

Current mood:  happy
Category: Friends
Skrifaðu nafnið þitt í comment og..

1. Ég segi þér eikkað handahófskennt um þig

2. Ég segi þér hvaða lag/mynd minnir mig á þig

3. Ég segi þér eikkað sem meikar bara sens fyrir mig og þig

4. Ég segi þér fyrstu ljósu minninguna mína af þér

5. Ég segi þér á hvaða dýr þú minnir mig á

6. Ég spyr þig að einhverju sem ég hef velt lengi fyrir mér um þig

7. Ef þú lest þetta þá verðuru að setja þetta á bloggið þitt!
Currently listening:
God Hates Us All
By Slayer
Release date: 11 September, 2001
Saturday, November 03, 2007 

Current mood:  pissed off

Ok, i have had enough of deleting bogus Macys giftcard viruses, there isnt a Macys store in Iceland anyway so why would i even want a Macys giftcard if it were actually for real?

I have a facebook account, it isnt bugged to shit and its a lot more user friendly, im going to close this account in the next few days, i dont need 1000 bikini model fake friends anyway, besides, i have a fubar account too and there the bikini models arent even wearing clothes so why bother with this crap anyway?

Adios MySpace, this is an unenjoyable waste of time anyway.

Currently listening:
Death Is This Communion
By High on Fire
Release date: 18 September, 2007
Tuesday, October 02, 2007 

Current mood:  calm
Category: Religion and Philosophy

Yoko Ono is going to raise a lamp post for peace in Viðey, a small island in the bay outside Reykjavik, the capital of Iceland.

The government is paying her 500.000 dollars for this lamp post, there is no traffic in Viðey so this lamp post will be totally pointless, there arent even dogs in Viðey to pee on the lamp post.

Yoko Ono is and always has been a celebrity nobody, she was the wife of one of the Beatles who is dead now, she released a couple of records with him and proved to the world that without a doubt she couldnt sing for shit.

I wonder how much the Icelandic government would pay Paris Hilton to put up a parking meter for peace somewhere?

 

Currently watching:
Hunter in the Dark
Release date: 14 October, 2002
Friday, September 07, 2007 

Current mood:  horny
Category: Friends

I like having all these good looking girls as my virtual friends on MySpace.

I love the fact that a lot of them have cleavage photos on their profile, i love cleavage, well, i love girls with cleavage anyway.

The girls on my top friends list dont show cleavage but thats ok, i know them personally and their lack of cleavage doesnt bother me, i wish they had cleavage photos on their profile though.

Im not such a good looking guy, usually i dont move in the same circles as good looking girls wearing low cut dresses but on MySpace i can surround myself with them, thats why i have a MySpace account, i can pretend that all of these girls are really my friends and that they like the fact that i am staring at their cleavage, this gives me a feeling of great satisfaction.

Currently watching:
Electric Dragon 80,000V
Release date: 27 June, 2006
Monday, May 14, 2007 

Current mood:  excited
Category: Music

It looks like im going to be buying a new electric guitar sometime in the next few days, it seems i have more money than i thought i had and its totally in my best interest to spend that money on a new guitar rather than throw it away on something useless like food.

Oh boy! A new guitar! Look! I have goosebumps!

Currently watching:
Wrath of the Norsemen
Release date: 30 May, 2006
Saturday, March 24, 2007 

Current mood:  worried

Why am i always receiving emails from complete strangers offering me pills to make my penis larger?

How do all these people know?

Currently watching:
Echo of Destiny: Shadow Hunters II
Release date: 04 October, 2005
Monday, March 12, 2007 

Current mood:  cheerful
Category: Blogging

Theres no way i have time to blog here, i also have an Icelandic blogpage and thats quite enough for me.

So if you understand icelandic heres a link to my other blog.

Currently watching:
Samurai Assassin
Release date: 08 February, 2005
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 

Current mood:  exhausted
Category: Music

My band played the Airwaves festival last friday, it went okay i guess.

I got to see a bunch of other bands during this long weekend, best of the bunch were The Brazilian Girls and The Nine/Elevens, followed closely by Hellvar, Lada Sport and Steed Lord, worst of the bunch was a horrible viking metal band whos name i can´t remember at the moment, they sucked ass!

Currently listening:
Orphans
By Tom Waits
Release date: 21 November, 2006