here...

secret tongues on blogspot

go there...

for daniel...

black bean burgers (not all veg burgs, just these types specifically)

the gilmore girls

progressive insurance co.

walmart (any location for any reason)

texaco at the corner of grover and koenig

patchouli

mcdonalds (any location for any reason)

arbor auto on burnet road

jcrew online (the regular stores are fine)

cheese sticks

time warner cable

george w. bush (and entourage)

abe's automotive

rachael ray

treasure island pirate bar

trinity o'connell:  "land lady" "robber" "liar"

magic wok on guadalupe

kentucky fried chicken/long john silvers

venus breeze razors. 

7eleven on BURNET and KOENIG.  FUCKERS.  never go there.   ever.

shows about dancing.

non stop survey bulletin posters. 

mr. rooter

titayas thai restaurant.  i have given them so many (too many) chances.

sheets with threadcounts under 300.  i deserve better.

neutrogena blackhead eliminating pads.  fucking chemical burn to the face. 

american airlines.  $40 to check two bags AND you have to pay for the peanuts now. 

toll roads.  (so now i guess they dont even have booths to pay and you have no idea when you pass through some sort of invisible threshold, you only know when they send you a bill for $0.60 in the mail plus a $1.00 for processing.  then you can either go drive all the effing way there to pay it which will require you to cross more invisible toll roads and owe more, or you can pay by credit card which will cost you an additional $2.50 which brings you to a grand total of $4.10 which is total bullshit and very literally it is HIGHWAY ROBBERY) and i guess that brings me to my next blacklisted item....

north austin (see above).

the valero gas station on guadalupe.  no, i will not pick my ID up and put it in your hand.  gofuckyourself.

enterprise rent-a-car on burnet and airport and jeremy the "assistant manager cocksucker" who is so certain that his manager is going to tell me that same thing.