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November 19, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  impervious
Category: Life
I've seen this phrase here and there in different variations...

"Being tough isn't about how hard you can hit, it's how hard you GET HIT and still keep going".

I meant to write a whole piece after inspired by Mystery's latest blog about how you need the lows in life to appreciate the highs. The dark clouds to appreciate the vibrant colors. And even though you feel like you will never come out of the darkness and despair... you will.

You HAVE to.




And...


uhm....








Well, this is all I've got.

The point is, we all have our trials by fire. They harden us, they forge us into who we are supposed to become. Some people break down, even if only for a short while. And that's ok. They will rise back up just a little stronger than they were before. It's far better than so many people who can't seem to get over a tragedy / a wrong in their past and let it cripple them for the rest of their lives.

But those that face adversity and hardship head on...
Taking all of life's kicks and punches...
....and STILL keep moving forward?

That's tough as nails!

Take whatever you can out of this... I'm not sure I even made a point. I just thought it was time to put something new in here.


I need sleep.




November 17, 2009 - Tuesday 

Current mood:  creative
Category: Web, HTML, Tech
Maaaaaan... wonder why so many people were quiet this week?

We've been working together on BLOGWEEK MAGAZINE. Folks have been working day and night and rushing towards today's Monday Night launch... and it will is groundbreaking!


Columns, articles and appearances by:
- Chad 360°
- Dirty Sally
- Kelly Jo
- Heavy Metal Lust Queen
- Mischief
- MikeyNLinda
- Tomas Carpenter
- Lover Lovingston
- Susan (of Fab 5 Blogger's fame)
- O'Casey
- Miles (Hey, he started it all!)

Now for those who are lost on this... the magazine comes in FOUR PARTS. There is more than just the front page.

You have:
- The Front Page
- Entertainment Section (with MORE columns and stuff)
- Susan writes a full page about Miles Davis
- Classifieds with lots of fun in it.

This will take some getting used to for MySpacers... IT'S JAM PACKED WITH STUFF EVERY WEEK!!!


DON'T MISS IT!!!! DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE!!!
CONTRIBUTIONS OF ARTICLES AND COLUMNS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!

(Click the graphics below...)


BLOGWEEK Magazine: By bloggers for Bloggers
November 10, 2009 - Tuesday 
Let me preface this by saying... WE ALL HAVE FAULTS. None of us are perfect, and there is something in all of us that we need to work on. That's really what life is about: Always changing, always progressing, and (hopefully) striving for perfection and bettering ourselves. No one knows my flaws better than I do... but that doesn't mean I can't see other people's and reserve the right to point out what is theirs. I welcome constructive criticism, and  I feel that anyone who is a good friend will know when I either need a hug or a swift kick in my ass to snap me out of my funk.

I also know in the case of these three, I am wasting my breath. More than likely, they will just lash out instead of taking a good look inside themselves. But I can't sleep until I get this off my chest. I'm calling this as I see it and trying to be as objective as possible. Comments are off, because my intent is not a massive bashfest, or drama... but hopefully this will help someone out there that sees themselves spiraling down the same path... before your ass is served to you on a silver platter by the MySpace blogging community next.

I see something in common with the three of you:
1) You are lonely and bitter.
2) You are easily threatened by the slightest negative remark about you.
3) You actually give a damn what the opinions of strangers are.
4) Your anger towards others is actually self-loathing and projection.
5) You will NEVER let things go. Ever.

Now let me direct my thoughts individually....

Andrew_M

You are by far, the most fucked up of the three... the only way ANYONE will buy into your bullshit is if they only hear your side of the story. Honestly, I think you DO believe all of your crazy shit. You want to play martyr and complain about everyone "wishing a dying man dead"? Here are the facts.... you said it first.

That's right... long before the "Is he dead yet?" stuff everyone is saying, you have been quoted as telling people "Piss off, the world would be better without you in it" and "You should die in my place. You're not even human". You are getting nothing more than the same cruelty back that you have given others, and in my Machiavellian mind, it makes perfect sense. You are bitter and cruel, and people are only responding back in kind. No one is going to feel sorry for you as you continue to distrust and lash out at people... it doesn't work that way. You show no mercy, yet expect it? And as for this grudge you have been holding towards people since the Summer: Betraying confidences? You are a liar. You blogged about your liver failure in Nov. 2007. This has been public knowledge for 2 years... how do you keep claiming people have betrayed you and not keeping this a secret? You like to play games, you are creepy and stalkerish, and you can continue ranting and whining on your blog with your imaginary friends because most of us are bored with you. You complain about fake Andrew profiles, while you make fake profiles of other people? Are you kidding? You are offended at someone doubting your ailments and feel they called you a liar as you have been caught making outlandish lies about people over and over? Give me a break.

If you are truly dying, I would strongly suggest you spend your remaining time with people who love and care about you instead of this ridiculous ongoing feud that most of us aren't even paying attention to anymore. Is this the way you want to be remembered? As a bitter, lying, creepy asshole? Who cares... we've since moved on.

Joko

Lordy, dude... I was listening to WTF Radio trying to figure out why you don't get it. Yes, you made a fool out of yourself. You insulted a whole lot of people. But then you become a walking contradiction as you attempted damage control; You're sorry, yet you mean every word you said; You tell people they don't produce anything of value, yet I fail to get the point or humor in any of your videos, nor can I find anyone who actually enjoys them; You don't care about rankings, yet you keep track of who blogs and ranks; You don't care about popularity, but all you do is begrudge anyone who you perceive as popular; You told everyone tonight "stop taking what I say so personal", then a few minutes later complain about all the "Joko bashing" and ask people to put themselves in your shoes and how would THEY feel after hearing all the comments people passed about you the past 4 days.

One way or another... people are spotting a phony here. You are either not being honest with everyone, or you are not honest with yourself. You said "Eric hates me", when in reality you have had a problem with me since January because I didn't include you in my "20 Funniest MySpace Bloggers" blog. You dogged me all over the place, made arguments based on gossip and crap you read in drama blogs, and even came up with a ludicrous remark about how I should have stated that it was *my* opinion in my blog and not an official MySpace list. (HUH?). Any drama blog about me can count on you to be in there with a sneaky "thumbs up" comment of support from you. OK that's called projection... that's you hating me, buddy. I am fluent in "Passive Aggressive" and "Doublespeak" and it seems you have issues with a whole lot of people. Seething resentment toward their success and popularity. It was just harder to mask your insults because you were inebriated that night. People heard what I've been hearing all along... LOUD AND CLEAR. If that's how you feel about people, fine. Why lie about it? Why pretend you don't?

You said tonight "I see traits of mine in other people that I don't like so I call them out".
Sooooo... you don't like something about yourself and you think THEY need to be judged and have to change?
I don't know what that's called in JOKOLAND... but in the real world, we call that PROJECTION and HYPOCRISY.

Michael The Rochester Guy
Mike, you are probably the only one on this list that I can honestly say I have nothing against right now. Sure we went at it in the beginning of this year, and for me it was mostly fun and games as your buttons are so easy to push. Nothing you said to me really got to me, and I can only think of one single incident where you pissed me off and went too far... but that's all in the past. I have been trying my DAMNDEST to steer clear of all the stuff going on right now because I don't want to go back to all of that, and I'll tell you why... you just don't let things go. It will go on forever and ever until the other side decides to walk away. And I know how hard that is for most people to do, and why most onlookers just don't "get it". For the smallest things, you will go for the jugular and attack in the most vicious and personal ways possible. Why? There's no winning an internet fight. I have yet to see that happen. What is it about your pride that makes it impossible for you just walk away from a remark you don't like? You get sidetracked and fixated on petty little details that are inconsequential. At first you had this concern that people would take advantage of Misty and friend her for all the wrong reasons... then the next, you trashed her everywhere and I now have all this imagery and TMI swirling in my head that makes me want to douse my ears and eyeballs in bleach.

I can't conceive of taking someone I profess to love and care about, and then totally destroying them just to save my reputation. Hell, there are things swirling around on MySpace right now that I could squelch by finally opening my mouth... but near as I can tell, there's no one out there circulating and buying into that garbage about me whose opinions matter. It's not worth hurting anyone in real life. Who the hell cares?

I see the same patterns over and over... You argue with one person, and then it snowballs into 20-30 people pissed off at you. Same scenario. Different crowd. Do you really think THEY'RE the problem?

I'm just calling it as I see it, folks.

You can't be the aggressor, and then play the victim when it suits you.

If there are any sane people reading this, I hope you learn from this and remember three simple words:








LET. IT. GO.






November 5, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood: Nov. 5th
Category: News and Politics
2 years since the rise of MANtana and you are STILL confused? [CLICKO AQUI]


Message to New Anon From Old Anon


People these days seem to think we are some sort of Internet vigilante group, That couldn't be further from the truth.

We are the little voice in the back of your head that wants to fuck your hot sixteen year old daughter. We are the father who beats his six year old child simply because he spilled his beer. We are every chef that's ever spit in some random person's food for the hell of it. We are the pyromaniac who burns down the homeless shelter for shits and giggles. We are the person who rapes the same girl twice. We are that feeling you get when you beat your pets; and enjoy it.

We see some guy hang himself live, we laugh. A wrestler kills his family, we laugh. Some maladjusted Asian shoots up his university, we laugh. Fifty-thousand die in North Korea, we laugh. AIDS ravages a continent, we laugh. An Austrian man locks his daughter in his basement for 24 years and fathers 8 children with her, we laugh. A religion invented by a psychotic writer swindles countless gullible fucktards out of their cash, we laugh, and then go kick his religion's ass just for the hell of it.

We aren't some vigilante group righting wrongs. We aren't your friends, your buddies or your saviors. Your feelings mean nothing to us.

We are human nature unencumbered by pointless ethics, foolish moralities or arbitrary laws and restrictions. We are every dark impulse you have; unrestrained and fully realized. We are what deep down, you wish you were. We exist as a means for instant gratification, purely at our own whim.

We have no culture, we have no laws, written or otherwise. We are an autonomous collective, each an insignificant part of a whole. You cannot assimilate us, we do not change. You cannot defeat us, we do not exist. You cannot infiltrate us, we know our own. We do not sleep, we do not eat and we do not feel remorse. We will tear you apart from outside and in, we have all the time in the world.

You operate under the delusion that we will someday be outdated, that we might even see the light. You are irrevocably wrong. You are not special, you are not unique and you aren't crusaders for justice. You're a blend of college age faggots who think that they can do some sort of good, and who are desperate to belong, to have attention. You have accomplished nothing, and you will fall. Enjoy your AIDS, faggots.

But God help you if you fuck with a cat.

--------------------------------------------
Hope that clarifies things.
October 29, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  cranky
Category: MySpace
Yes. I'm cranky. Thanks for noticing. I haven't had sex since 2002. What's YOUR excuse?

Here are some pet peeves I have about MySpace. So far its only redeeming quality here is that it isn't Facebook or Twitter.

1. "I'm leaving MySpace" - Oh, how original! I have seen variations of this ever since I joined my first newsgroup in 1997. Why not just say, "I'm a pathetic weenie that wants you all to stroke my ego"? You're not going anywhere. And if you do, you'll be back in 3 months, tops. Just go. Better yet, die.

2. "I apologize for men everywhere" - Oh STFU, Mr. NiceGuy! You don't speak for me. In fact you don't speak for MOST men. What if some of us *DO* think a woman owes us sex for the drink we bought them? Or agreeing to go back to our place at 3AM means we're not going there to play backgammon? (We just know better than to say that out loud in public, you dumbasses. How do you play backgammon, anyway?). You're not fooling anyone with that line.

3. "I'm sorry for not blogging lately" - I was enjoying the break. You asshole.

4. "There are real people with feelings behind these screens" - NAW REALLY??? You just figured that out, Sherlock? This is usually a line said by some internet badass who just got his head handed to them after being a jerkoff for so long.

5. "I can't believe no one has commented on this picture yet" - HAHA! Hi again, Mr. NiceGuy... yeah, you're gonna score brownie points by coimmenting her ugliest picture, aren't ya? (NOT!) Women SWOON over pity comments, don't they?

6. "I'm happily married and just looking for friends" - Uh huh. Let's see, where's the wife in your top friends? Next to supermodel #1? Nope... next to supermodel #2? Nope... Next to....

7. "I'm coming to your town to kick your ass!" - HAHA! If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone tell me that, I could buy Graceland! So far, the number of people who have carried out this threat: 0

8. "I have haters" - *bangs head on desk* - Do you think any of us give you a second thought once we turn off our computers? SRSLY??? 

Sure people can't stand me, but I like to think I gave them a darn good reason. I'm irritating, juvenile, and obnoxious (but you love me, cuz I'm charming too!). But I'm nowhere near as bad as these people deluded into thinking people hate on them for no reason... YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!! ASK ANYONE!

9. "All men are pigs" - Wow. And you can't find a guy? But you're such a catch. Oink, oink, BAY-BEE!

10. "I don't like drama" - Yet there you are at every drama with a front row seat. go figure.

BONUS!
11. YOU!
- Don't get me started on you. "Look at me! Look at me! LOOK AT MEEEEE!". Shut up.


What are some things that drive YOU crazy here?



October 2, 2009 - Friday 

Current mood:  contemplative
Category: MySpace
THIS IS AN ORANGE...

A Florida Orange

Excuse me?
Are you stupid or something? Maybe mentally ill, perhaps? Drink or do drugs much?

THIS IS AN ORANGE...

What was that? You mean no matter *how* many times I claim it's an orange, it's not? HOW ABSURD!

Oh. I get it now.
You're a HATER.
Or maybe you're just jealous.
Yeah. That must be it.
What other reason could there be?

Don't you see all the comments I've left up agreeing with me? Keep drinking the kool-aid, and clinging to your silly beliefs that this isn't an orange, you idiot.

I am deleting your comment because you are a distracting, jealous, hateful troll and you're threatening my argument not adding to the quality of the discussion.

THIS IS AN ORANGE...

Oh, you're back for more punishment from me & my readers, TROLL? You have no idea who you are messing with. I'll make your online and offline life a living hell if you continue to contradict me!

btw, you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Despite everything I've ever said about you in the past when we were friends, let me tell you now that you've stabbed me in the back by publicly disagreeing with me... I NEVER liked you. So there!

That's it... you're blocked.
Go run along with the rest of the rest of the mindless sheep, as you have no place here with my cattle on its way to the slaughterhouse intelligent and attractive readers. Run along now! I wont allow you to sway anyone in my blog as my comments are only for
people who agree with me INTELLIGENT and REASONED DEBATE.














Oh. Hello New Reader, and welcome to my blog.







And by the way....










THIS IS AN ORANGE.


A Florida Orange
You either get it or you don't.




September 27, 2009 - Sunday 

Current mood:  adored
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping
I have some projects I'm working on, so my appearances around here will be sparse for a while. Gotta make money, right?

Speaking of which, a few of my friends have also been coming up with some things for added revenue, and face it, times are tough. Here's what you may have missed while you were away on Summer Vacation:

The Sizzling Poetic Pinup, Harlean Carpenter is now offering her own line of bath soaps on her website... great for gifts or just pampering yourself:

If you've ever wanted to bathe in chocolate...
Here's your chance.
The Bath Desserts Shop is

NOW OPEN!
(http://www.poeticpinup.com/BathDesserts.html)



Special Offer from Harlean for this blog: "And as a thank you to everyone reading this, I'll throw in a free bath cake or bag of single-use soaps with your order; when you check out, just write 'Eric Brooks' in the comment section and let me know which cake or soaps you'd like."


And Chicken Boy announced in his "State of the Economy" blog that he's opened up his own line of products on Zazzle....





UPDATED... Miss Sunbeam is a Mary Kay Consultant (Her webpage here)
Shauna Frost sells beads and jewelry off her Etsy web page (Her webpage here)
Carol is an AVON Representative buy off her site and have it shipped directly to your door (Her webpage here)
Rachael needs donors in Komen's Race for the Cure™ (Her webpage here)
Katrina Critters are hand-crafted ornaments made by the one and only Katrina Brown
Beth Diquor knits scarves and dishcloths. They make great gifts. dishcloths hold up to bleach and the washer and dryer. 100% cotton. (Contact her via her profile)
Patti makes sterling silver beaded and crystal Jewelry. You can see some of it in three of the albums in her pictures. She has been making it for about 12 yrs and everyone who has purchased it has been pleased. (Contact her via her profile)
Kool Kat makes the molds and produces the Virgin Mary statues that you see on people's lawns. Other items include: Sacred heart of Jesus, Our Lady of Guadalupe, Several animals, and hopes to make some birdbaths soon. (Contact her via her profile)
Jo and Jonathan are selling "Terrible Turtle Conspiracy" T-Shirts, as well as you can have a sneak peek at her upcoming Vampire book at her website.
Mama Serene is selling photographs from her gallery to benefit The Young Youth Life Center in Largo, FL.
Adisa C is asking for votes in the Models of the Runway contest, and she will return the favor.
Caroline sells TUPPERWARE and you can order right from her webpage here.



Got any sites, services, or products you want to promote?
Post them in the comments and let's all help each other out here.



September 11, 2009 - Friday 

Current mood:  rebellious
Category: News and Politics
We've forgotten who we are.
We've forgotten the clear & simple message that history taught us, and it WILL happen again.

We've forgotten as a people that the reason for the season is simply... BUY TOYS! DUH!



I made this in response to that silly movie "Zeitgeist". To construct a good conspiracy, you need to have a conclusion first, and then work your way backwards, finding (and stretching) "evidence" to support your theory. It's the complete opposite of an investigation, where you let the evidence lead to a conclusion.

Sorry kids, the 9/11 Conspiracies have been debunked over and over.
However, my investigation concludes that Santa Claus does indeed exist... and he's part of a vast conspiracy of the Jews to spike toy sales that 2001 season. If not most of the 20th/21st Century.

If you don't believe me... then you must be brainwashed by the Illuminati or you are an agent trying to confuse me. What other reason can there be to NOT believe what you see in this video?



Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Isn't he an opportunistic bastard?
Let's bring irreverence and humor back!



September 9, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  confident
Category: MySpace
As Kelly Jo just said on her blog Two women are facing one of the worst nightmares a mother can have- to not have a roof over her head for her and her babies.
.......

Please help if you can. Prayers, good vibes, donations, and let them know they are loved and not alone at this scary time.

September 3, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  apathetic
Category: News and Politics
Imagine waking up and finding out a whole country hates you...

Welcome to my world. I mean, I'm used to whole social networking sites deciding I'm a jerk (and yeah, I ask for it most of the time), but a whole country?

I wake up one morning and take a harmless Facebook Quiz (which are ALWAYS 100% accurate) to get this result:



Well screw me sideways! Are you kidding me?

*sigh* As an American, you'd think I'd be used to this. Ever since the internet age, I've been constantly bombarded with messages by nasty foreigners who can't stand us. Let's face it... YES, we (Americans) are loud and obnoxious... and we LOVE a good war! Especially the ones where we'll kick your 3rd world ass in 5 days or less.

Most of these countries are just asking for it... and their only saving grace is we can't find most of them on the map yet... so keep running your mouths, ok?

Now I haven't contacted the State Department over this insult (YET!!!). After seeing that the Swiss are basically armed with...


OK... the corkscrew part does scare me a little bit...

... I'm pretty sure I can take this country over with my daughter's Brownie troop.

Why hasn't anyone else ever thought of taking over Switzerland and giving them a swift kick in their Liederhosen? Bastards.

I found this while researching my new enemies....



I can't believe they needed to post some disclaimer "Please note that this is a comedy sketch, the KitH are not really sick of the Swiss.", are these people THAT whiny? That didn't stop the FLOOD of anti-American rhetoric in the comments.

Funny thing is... the Kids in the Hall were CANADIAN.

Yeah, we're used to that too. Canada is like the 12 year old kid living in the floor above you starting shit by throwing water balloons out the window, but the soaking-wet & angry people come to US on the first floor because they're just too pissed off and lazy to think.

(This, of course, makes Central & South America as living in our basement. A very crowded basement... filled with every Hispanic stereotype and joke you can come up with in the comments... but I digress...)

I'm currently searching for Switzerland on Google Maps, scanning through Southeast Asia trying to get a lock on them. And when I do...YOUR ASS IS MINE, SWITZERLAND!


Made by the One and Only Smart Ass Blog Kamikaze... who is back, bitchez!

BONUS: Challenge by C.C.(Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things")

Chocolates, and Zurich, and fake Rolex watches...
I wanna kick all the Swiss in their crotches...

Swiss Miss can play with Geko's ding-a-ling...
These are a few of my least favorite things...

Aren't they supposed to be a 'Neutral' Country?
What is their PROBLEM with me????