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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Free genealogy - Free family websites

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Sometimes, I surprise even myself....

I love the song by R Kelly "When a womans fed up". I can sing every word, but I used to alwasy wonder what a man could do to make a woman totally give up on him. I just couldnt father for the life of me what he could do. I swore up and down to anyone who would listen that it couldnt happen. Well, I proved myself wrong! LOL Imagine that! It is bad enough when someone else proves you wrong, but it really sucks when you prove yourself wrong!

Ya see, there was this guy. 3 years ago, hell, 3 months ago, I would have done anything for him. I THOUGHT my whole world revolved around him. Apparently so did everyone else. I thought I would stand by him through anything...and did in alot of cases (as much as it hurt). But sometimes, you have to know when to say enough is enough. I should have know way back when I got a 900.00 cell phone bill to find out he had been calling a "new" girlfriend. i use the term loosely. Did I? No. We didnt talk for quite a while. Then a year later, he pops up out of the blue. I was so excited to hear from him as he was on my mind daily. Low and behold he was having problems with his girlfriend, so I guess I was the backup plan. Well. they were living together and things got rough. So what did I do? Put on my rose colored glasses and let him move in. Lets say it together... "Dumbass!" I know, I know. He got an apartment, so moved out a few months later. I heard lie after lie afetr lie about things. Stupid things at that! I stood by him through 3 girlfriends and numerous booty calls (although he will deny this). Now his girlfriend (again used loosely) is pregnant. Due in April. I think she has put herself in a bad situation but you live and learn, so she will figure it out in time. Just hope for her sake that it isnt too late. Anyways, through all of this, I have learned alot. For starters, when a womans fed up, there aint nothing you can do about it. Its like running out of love.... I TOTALLY agree with this. There is no love left in my...toward this particular person at least. I thought he would be the one I spent the rest of my life with. Now, I am soooo very glad that didnt happen. I almost lost a very good friend because of him. (I love you morgan!). i passed numerous, numerous dates up. Most with very nice guys. See, I lived and learned on my own to. Seems like now he doesnt even want to talk to me when we see each other. Know what I have to say about that....Fuck him! Time for me to meet that nice guy and someone who appreciates me. Apparently I have something stamped on ym forehead right now that says "single". Thats cool. Cant say I dont like it. But, I am quite intrested in learning more about one in particular! may turn out good, maybe not so good. Who knows? We shall see. So, to Morgan...I am sorry baby. I know I wasnt a good friend. You wanted me to choose and I completely made the wrong decision. I was an ass! Jenn...thanks for listening to all my bullshit and not judging me. I love you. To all the guys I treated like shit because I was so hung up on someone else, all I ahve to say is....I am single now baby! LOL

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

I cried with my daughter today.....

Today is the first day that I actually cried with my daughter. She is so inncoent and doesnt understand alot. She didnt see my crying, but that didnt make it any easier.

When my grandfather passed away in March, he had been very sick. The last time Lacey saw him, we went to his hospital room so she could see him for a while. We didnt know at that time his stay with up was short. My grandfather didnt want to see Lacey after that. never quite understood why, but I think he knew he was dying. This was very hard for evryone, but morso for me, Mama and Lacey. I cry even as I type this. Was was my hero and my support and my rock. I admired him.

Well, Mama (my grandmother) has a friend who is in the hospital and had emergency surgery yersterday. My grandmother asked me to drop her off at the hospital so she could visit. As we pulled away, Lacey cried more than I have ever seen her. I had to pull over to the side of the road. You see, Lacey thought that since the last time she saw Papa was at the hospital, this would be the last time she would see Mama too. How do you explain to a 3 year old this wasnt the case without bringing up old feelings? So what did I do? I let her cry in the back while I silently cried in the front.

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Monday, October 13, 2008

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1

Update...I want to tag everyone. And dont lie. Leave me a comment on this page to let me know when you have finished. Dont be a pussy...just do it!!!

10 Things I'd Like to Say (Anonymously) to 10 People Right Now

1. I wish you would stop fucking lying so much! When we were younger you were so much better at it, but as you get up in age, you suck! Oh and just to let you know, everyone else knows you do, so when you tell us something, we call each other to see if it is true!
2. Put down the liquor, get rid of your stupid ass friends and see what a great daughter you have. I dont like the fact that we are having to go through court right now. It breaks my heart, but you did it to yourself. Just straighten up and be a good father figure to your daughter, and your son! She loves you!
3.I am so proud of you for all you ahve accomplished. We are the same age. You just bought a house, you are getting married next month, ect. Where did I fuck up?
3. We have been through ALOT together. I got you pregnant (inside joke). I left work at a busy hour to be there when you had your son. You told me my daughter was pretty when she was born (lol). You have alwasy had my back regardless of how stupid my mistakes have been. You stuck around when my other so-called "friends" didnt. I love ya girl!
4.I am sorry. I know what I did was wrong. If I could take back those 2 minutes, everything could be back like it was. I hope you know my apoloigy comes from the bottom of my heart. We had such a good friendship and I fucked it up. For what it is worth, I love ya!
5. Didnt really talk to you until we got on myspace even though we went though 4 years of high school togtehr. I have told you before, and I will tell you again...I am sorry I was such a botch. You are such a sweet girl and I missed out on what could have been a great friendship. You are one lucky girl to be surrounded by such a great group of girlfriends. I am so jealous!
5. I resent the fact that you have stolen my heart from me. I literally feel like you ripped it out of my chest. I went against everything I have ever beleived and let my guard down. I allowed you around my daughter. You say you understand and for a while I bveelived you, but now I am not so sure. You have given up alot and dont even realizer it. You are such a fool...But..karma is a bitchg and a bigger one than me.
6. I had fun hanging out with you while I did. We had some fun and crazy times. Too bad it had to come to an end but there is only opne princess in my house and room for no more. You didnt turn back at all so apparently it was no big loss.
7. I know I put you through hell growing up and I am sorry! You have been a great mother. Hope I can do the same to lacey.
8. Glad we met! You are such a sweet (and sexy..wink,wink) girl. Wish it could have been under better circumstances. Gained a great friend though., We need to get toegther. Kisses!
9. It has been umpteen years. get your pregnant ass to my house! I am glad you ahve given up some of the stuff from your past. it really isnt good for you. You have a beautifuyl baby on the way and I am so proud of you!
10. You were one of the first girls I ever slept with. The first one I ever brought home, but my mom didnt know what the hell was going on. C an we do it again sometime? :) I am tagging you on this blog, so ya have to answer! Love ya girl! LOL

9 Things About Me

1. I HATE cotton
21. I pee every time I get in the shower
3. I absolutely loved being pregnant
4. I may not be confident in much, but I am very confident in my sexual abilities!
5. I am a memeber of the mile high club (I would like to thank Gei and God for giving us an 8 hour flight)( Oh and the fliught attendant standing by the door when we came out...LOL)
6. I am a spoiled brat and know it
7. I HATE my job. Need to find another one but to lazy to do so
8. I hated the color pink until I had a baby girl!
9. So badly I want to fall in love and feel what love feels like when it is reciprocated

8 Ways to Win My Heart

1. Love me
2. Dont walk away when things dont work your way. Lets talk about it and compromise
3. C-O-M-P-R-O-M-I-S-E
4. Surprises are a major tunr on. Flowers delivered to work, a trip out of town...anything to show you tried.
5. A text or email to just let me know you are thinking about me
6. A sense of humor. You have to be able to make me laugh
7. Have to be able to eat (me! that is and be good at it)
8. Being able to comfort me when I am upset or hurt!

7 Things that Cross my Mind Quite Often

1. SEX
2. Oral sex
3. Money
4. Bills
5. Lacey
6. Ronald (this one drives me up the freakin' wall)
7. sex

6 Things I do Before Bed

1. Shower
2. Kiss Lacey
3. Check myspace
4. Call Mama and tell her goodnight
5. Think about what I have to do tomorrow
6. Text him and tell him goodnight

5 People that Mean a Lot to Me

1. LACEY
2. Mom
3. Heather and Keith (they go together now)
4. Mama
5. Friends (Jenn and Ron)

4 Things I am Wearing Right Now

1. Sundress......And that is all...OOPS

3 Songs I Listen to All the Time

1. Keisha Cole ....I remember
2. T.I....Whatever you like
3. Toni Braxton...Unbreak my heart

2 Things I Want to do Before I Die

1. Own my own nightclub
2. Go to Amsterdam

1 Confession

Gosh.....I have so many but keep thinking about all the people who read this that I actually know. Fuck it...here goes. Only one person on here knows this....

My friend was dating this guy. We went out with him and his dad for his dads birthday. I was 24 I think. Anyways, we all got shit faced at Cadillacs that night. My friend and her boyfriend needed some alone time so I left with his dad. We eneded up haveing sex (BAD sex). After it was over I told him happy birthday and asked how old he tiurned. He said 56!!!!!!!! I about died! I told my friend and she thought that shit was funny. What was even funnier is he kept calling me wanting to cook me dinner and take me out! Yeah, right. Did I mention the sex suxcked!!!!

Okay...so I tag...Sherry, Valencia, Tiffany, Jennifer, Julie and Darlene

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

UGH!

I dont even know what to type. I am so fucking pissed. I cant express. I usually just type shit on here to get it off my chest and feel better. Now I cant do this. I dont want anyone pissed, or hurt anyones feelings or have them questioning anything. UGH!!! I am about to pull my fucking hair out.!!!!

TO STUPID BITCH::::: GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

TO YOU!! (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) PEACE OUT BITCH! BF??? BITE ME!!!!

V- GOOD LUCK BABY GIRL! Cant say anything else! I really do like you and that sucks for me! Good for you though...people I like are far and few between! :)

Can we all toegther say life sucks! I am so tired of crying over a stupid ass man! That is so not me. i am not that girl. When did I let this happen? BROADCAST: I am a fucking idiot!!!!!!!

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Monday, September 15, 2008

My week-end...

Everyone has been asking how my week-end went and what I did. So, to avoid having to repeat myself, I am blogging:

Friday- I got off work early so I could pack, take care of Mama, ect. Ron was finished with his work early, then problems arose. After he finished taking care of some family issues, we were on our way, or so I thought. We stopped by Alley Katz to see a friend. 3 Jager Bombs later, we are on our way! Yay! So, we head to Coumbia. Him driving, me reading directions from MapQuest. had quite a few beers on the way there, so a couple of peole were already drunk! LOL (there were only 2 of us). So, needless to say, I wasnt paying attention to the directions and we got lost. Got lost for 30 minutes if you ask me...2 hours if you ask Ron! We FINALYY get the the hotel. Then he tells me we are supposed to go out with Razz in Lexington. UGH! I looked like shit. So, to avoid confrontation, I put my make-up on in the car. We get to the hotel, take the bags in and I change into a cute little outfit. I ask Ron "Do I look Okay?". What does he do? Hands me my purse and pushes me out the door. Had no idea what I looked like. Anyways, we drove to Lexington (getting lost once again) and didnt make it to the Wild Hare until 2am. They were closing. So, Razz comes out and we go to his house. Sit and talk and drink more. Razz went to bed and told us to stay there so we didnt have to drive back., he gives us an air mattress to sleep on. I was excited at first because I had never slept on an air mattress. Finally got to bed around 4:30.

Saturday- Woe up at 7:30 (3 hours later) with my back killing me. I woke Ron and told him we had to go. I needed pain pills and they were at the hotel. He said he didnt feel like driving. I told him I would. he reluctantly got up. Got in the car and we needed gas. Went to 3 (three!!!) different gas stations and they were all out of gas! Finally got gas and stopped at Hardees to get something to eat. Made it to the hotel in record speed. We sat on the bed and ate our biscuits. Next thing you knw, we both fell asleep. We woke up and it was 12:30! The game starts at 3! We rush to get dressed so we can go to the stadium and tailgate. The stadium was 2 miles from our hotel! We packed to cooler, with his beer, my beer and Jager. We go to the gas station down the road to get more beer, doritos and pepsi. Then the waiting begins. Traffic was awful. About 30 minutes (and half a mile later) I realize I have no red bull for my Jager. So, I asked Ronald to get in the driver seat. He did. then he gave me money, I got out of the car, walked to the gas station, bought red bull and then returned to the car which was only a few feet fro where I had left it. Anyways, 2:45 we finally make it to the stadium and park. We get out and both grab a beer. Then I decided I wanted to go for a walk. Ron said we couldnt without a cup to put the beer in. Once again, he gave me money and I walked up to a group of people and asked if I could buy 2 cups from them. They asked if I liked to play flip cup. Told them I had no idea what that was. They told me to join them. So, I called Ron over and then the fun began! For the next 3 1/2 hours, we played a drinking game and proceeded to get shit faced! We left around 7pm. I decided I would drive. We were both drunk, drunk, drunk. he alwasy takes care of me, so I decided it was time for me to take care of him. We drove to Lexington to eat at the place Razz works (Gilligans). Both of us were still exremlly drunk! We ate...the best seafood! Yummy! We left around quarter to nine. Razz was getting off at 9 and going home to get ready and then meeting us at our hotel so we could go to five points. So, Ron and I hauled ass to the hotel so we could get dressed to go out. We get to the room. I had to pee, so went. I came out of the bathroom and where is Ronald? In the bed asleep and snoring! Did I wake him up? No. LOL. I crawled in bed next to him and passed the fuck out., When did we wake up? Around 3am. We both got up and watched TV for a while and then went back to sleep...still drunk! Haha. We drank alot! About 2 cases of beer, half a bottle of jager, some wine coolers, and some vodka (AKA Jesus juice). Haha. Anyways, we went bavk to sleep.

Sunday: I woke up at 9:00. I turned over and Ron was still passed out! So, I get up, throw clothes on and went to the office to get complimentary breakfast. I carried 3 plates of food back for us to eat. We didnt really eat any of it. We finally got up and got dressed and left!

I had such a good time. It was nice to be with the bestest friend ever and have some "friend" time by myself as I usually share him with everyone! It was a nice, relaxing, drunk week-end. Cant wait to do it again!

Oh yeah@!! Bulldogs won! How bout them dogs! Next venture? Ga vs Fla Game. Divided house! I am a bulldog fan, Ron is a gator fan! But...its great to be a gator hater! LOL

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Release date: 2004-08-24

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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Describes it perfectly!!!

:) LOVE this song...All my feelings wrapped into one!

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Saturday, August 30, 2008

One fine day....

I dont know why all of a sudden I have felt the need to write. I think I will be doing it more often. It makes me feel better and express my feelings.

Anyways, I woke up this morning with an earache...again! My daughter spent the night with Mama last night as I was hoping for company (as per last nights blog) but anyways as ya know, that shit didnt happen. So what did I do? I watched "Superbad", ate a bag of popcorn, had a few beers and went to bed. And woke up feeling like shit! LOL So, I thought I would feel sorry for myself today. Then I decided to watch the movie "One fine day" You know, with George Clooney and Michelle Pfiffer. ANyways, how can you be in a bad mood after watching this movie? It is one of my favorite love movies (besides dirty dancing and Save the Last Dance). Anyways, so I decided I need to get out of my funk. She is a single, working mother and seems happy. You know what? I can be too! I dont need a damn man! My heart learned to love, so I can fall out of love, right? So, I called and my cell will be changed as of next Friday! I have to wait a week. Since so much shit is going on with Laceys dad and all the lawayers and investigators have my cell number, I thought it was best to wait a while. If he cant call me, it will be easier right? Yep, thats what I thought! So step one...check! :)

I need to do more with my daughter. I havent had any energy lately. I think it is because I have been so depressed and miserable. Fuck that! SHe deserves better. I signed her up for ballet classes yesterday at her school. Once this movie is over, and I get dressed, I will be puicking Lacey up so we can buy her leotard! I am so excited. She is so excited. She loves to twirl like a ballerina! And she gets a recital at the end of the year! I cant wait! I wonder if she will remember the steps? Will she go to her recital and actually dance, or just stand there picking her nose? Either way, I will be one proud mommy recording the whiole thing! Gish, I just hope I can afford it. I am struggling now with just daycare, and now I am adding on dance classes? I will make it work! I am learning to make sacrifices. True story: I have bee sick for the past 2 weeks. Thsi week-end Lacey and I went to the grocery store. I only had 20.00 to buy a weeks worth of groceries! I know, but we can do it. ANd I am on a diet, so lettuce is cheap! LOL Well, I had been promising Lacey all week we would get some Dora Gummies! I was hoping she ould forget since I really needed to get some medicine. So, first stop, medicine isle to buy generic nyquil so hopefully I could sleep. $4.99! We got everything else we needed and then Lacey rememebered her Dora Snacks. We went they were $3.79! For damn Dora snacks. I searched and searched fore something to put back. Hell, we only had $20.00 so I didnt have much to choose from. Well, we have to eat right? So, without thinking, down went my medicine so my princess could have her Dora Snacks. She was happy, I silently cried. But you know what? It was worth it. I have the best daughter in the world and if sacrifices have to be made, they will!!!

Anyways, I am over feeling sorry for myself. I am excited to go spend money to get her dance outfit and then go to the grocery store. And guess what? This week I will ahve about $30.00 to spend! Woo-hoo! Yep, things are looking up!

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Thug Passion Volume 2

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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Trick Daddy - Thug Holiday (Video)

Love this song....

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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Downward spiral...
Current mood:

depressed

I feel like I am on this downward spiral. I am not at a very happy point in my life right now. Except for my child. I love that little girl with everything I have! She truly is a princess. I am in love with someone who could give a shit about me. I try to act like he doesn't bother me anymore, but I feel I am slowly dying inside. I am passing by so many opportunities while waiting for something that I know isn't going to happen. I am lying to myself and everyone around me about how I feel and what is going on with me. I try to give other guys a chance, but purposely fuck it up. The guys are extremely nice, but I am in love with someone else. Mr A...if you are reading this, I am so sorry. I should have been straight forward with you about everything. I was trying to prove to myself that I could move on. Unfortunately I was wrong, but I had to find out at your expense. My heart will not let me move on. I cannot bring myself to realize that it is not going to happen. He consumes my thoughts daily and I sit at home thinking about him nightly. I realize I have to cut the strings at some point, and I need to do it soon. How do you let go of your dreams? How do you convince yourself that the person you know God has sent just for YOU just isn't going to be in your life. I am miserable. No other word can describe my feelings. Miserable! It is absolutely no fun to be so deeply in love with someone and not feel that same love back. He says he loves me (not like that) and doesn't want to hurt me. Does he not see that this is hurting more than anything? I have been looking for another job and have put in a few resumes in Florida. I think the only way that I can do this and keep my sanity is to remove myself from the situation. I cant continue to give myself and 100% of my heart to someone who doesn't appreciate it. I cant distance myself while being in the same town. I have been through so much with him. Guess I should have listened to SJ when the bitch tried to tell me to leave him alone and that he didn't love me. I guess she would know. Stupid bitch!!! But, she wasn't stupid by her damn self. No...he was right there with her! While I sat home and cried. And then so easily forgave and forgot when he called out of the blue (only because they were having problems). That should have been my clue! I am so f'n pissed and cant really tell you why. It isnt his fault! He is just playing someone who is allowing themselves to be played. Question to self: How long are you going to allow yourself to be this pawn and not move on to find your real king? If he doesnt want the job, I am sure someone does. Wait...lets ask my best friends. Oh, I forgot....

HE IS MY BEST FRIEND

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Dating Sucks: What to Do When Your Love Life Makes You Miserable
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Re-thinking things....
Category: Friends

So, I keep thinking and I really think I have come to the realization that maybe I need to reconsider the company I am keeping lately. Morgan has apparently lied to me when she said we could talk and work things out. I can still see status messages and at this point I am over it. So one down!

I need to reconsider all my other friendships also. Why would I want to be friends with someone who is ashamed of me? Fuck that! I shouldn't have to beg to spend time with someone who is supposedly my best friend. Don't need it. Think I can do without it. You thought it would be nice to hurt my feelings? Well I may have let it happen in the past, but I think I am better than that.

So come January, I just want to go ahead and say peace out. I am tired of trying to please everyone and walk on eggshells so we don't argue. I am so over it! So, enjoy the next couple of months because then I'm out!

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You Don't Have to Fuck People Over to Survive
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Monday, August 11, 2008

I love him???? A poem...

I Love Him? ! ? ! ?

Have you ever had a crush on a boy? ,
As soon as you saw him,
In the corner of your eye?
Was he the one you dressed upfor every night?
Did you fall inlove with him?
Even if you only spent 1-2 hours with him...
Did you feel that extra bit shy around him?
Could you have hugged him...
And never let go?
And you think to yourself...
I have so many memories of him...
And when your friends say...
How was your holiday?
... And you don't know where to begin...
So you say...
He made me whole again!
Then before you say anything else...
... Your friends say...
GET OVA IT!
You spent all day and all night crying about him...
You dont wan't to forget anything you did with him...
Not even SMILE
...Or ONE touch...
...So...
...You get your diary out and start to write down...
..Everything you did..
...And everything you spoke about...
...And most of all...
I <3 HIM
All you have is one picture to remind you of him
And your having so much fun...
You forgot about getting him phone number or any other details...
..So your left here crying...
...Saying to yourself...
I will never see him again!
...You have flash backs of...
..When he held your hand..
When he shared him cheesecake with you...
...Everytime we hugged...
... If you could only blow him that message...
LOVE YOU SO MUCH
...You thing to yourself...
...He porobably doesnt feel the same way...
...But you still see him in your eyes <3

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Monday, August 04, 2008

Just stuff...

Had a fucked up week-end!!!! So, I decided to write positive things that are on my mind right now!

1. I just finished entering all the invoices at work! YAY

2. Excited to maybe see someone who has caught my eye rather quickly! :)

3. Ready to go home clean, cook, work out and go to bed! havent slept much the past couple of nights!

4. Ready to beat morgans ass in guitar hero.

5.Need to go pay cable bill

6. Need to go grocery shopping

This is turning into a To-Do list, but it makes me feel better so there!

Did I mention I am a little excited to see Mr A? Excited, excited!!!

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Mom knows best

Poem to MOM

My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.

He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.

'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr.
Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.
'

It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I do n't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose.

I can read & watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.

I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.

Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.

That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights,
So you can't influence me,
Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
Better known as C.S.D.
'

Mom's Reply and Thoughts

Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.

But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.

A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.

Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill Store.

I told him, 'Pick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.

I've called and checked with C.S.
D
Who said they didn't care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.

I've canceled that appointment
To take your driver's test.

The C.S.D.
Is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best.

I said No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.

&nb sp; And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.

We're having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine.
'

He asked 'Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?'
'Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.

I also rented out your room,
You'll take the couch instead.

The C .S.D.
Requires
Just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.

That allowance that you used to get,
; Will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike & roller blades.

Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!

Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D..?'

5:20 PM

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