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Last Updated: 7/21/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 32
Sign: Pisces

City: West Covina
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/25/2003

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April 9, 2008 - Wednesday 

Category: Automotive

Okay, so I found this vid on YouTube   and it was a total blast from the past! I used to love the BMW Films series!   They are all pretty good flicks. This is by far my favorite! It’s called "Star"   and stars Madonna and is directed by hey hubby, Guy Ritchie. It is so entertaining   to watch! I hope you enjoy it as much as I have. And, if you go over to YouTube,   check out the other BMW Films in the series...they are ALL excellent and they all star the yummy Clive Owen as "the Driver" alongside a plethora of other well-known stars. Cheers!

 

   
 
   
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March 11, 2008 - Tuesday 

Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping
In honor of totally fierce Christian, from Project Runway Season 4, I made some FIERCENESS.... feel free to send these to all the Hot Tranny Messes that you know!!!

 




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March 11, 2008 - Tuesday 

Category: Web, HTML, Tech

Okay, so listen up BITCHES!!!! I stumbled upon Hypedspace.com, which allows users to pimp their MySpace profiles and create bomb signs, among other things. You simply insert your messages, choose the font and background colors and then choose one of their supplied images (or you can choose to use an image of your own). There is also a fonts list, but it was not working for me -- maybe you will have better luck with it. And, while the site does boast pop ups and is a bit confusing to navigate, the sign creator is deffo worth the peep! You can choose to get the code directly from them or save the image onto your computer and upload it to your MySpace photo album (like I did) - your call. Check out some of the signs I created:




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March 10, 2008 - Monday 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

I am so glad that Christian won Project   Runway Season 4! He was really the only one had any vision that was truly   unique. Plus, he is FIERCE! And, all though we've been using "hot mess"   long before the show debuted, I am glad that he made it popular! Thanks again   to Hulu.com and SNL for this   hot tranny mess! FIERCE!!!!!

 

   
 
   
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March 10, 2008 - Monday 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Thanks again to Hulu.com and SNL for these   digital shorts! They are absolutely GENIUS!!!!!

 




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March 2, 2008 - Sunday 

Category: Friends

Since today is my birthday, I wanted to celebrate the Monkey Pooh way and create some funny birthday comics. Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! And, many more...

 




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February 29, 2008 - Friday 

Category: News and Politics

It seems as though everyone is talking about the upcoming Presidential Elections. It is practically on everyone's page or blog. It is almost raising as much buzz as American Idol, so I thought we would check in on Judy & Judy and see who they are voting for. (Note: the following opinions are those of Judy & Judy and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Monkey - not necessarily.)

 




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February 28, 2008 - Thursday 

Category: News and Politics

Thanks to SNL, Hulu.com, and Ken (for posting this in a bulletin and allowing me to stumble upon it)... BITCH is the new black!

 




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February 28, 2008 - Thursday 

Category: Blogging

My brother's girlfriend got me hooked on these cool sendable videos from the good ol' folks over at JibJab.com. They are really fun to make and look genious when they are done. I have made a few starring some of my family and friends. My favorite is the first one, Math Camp Massacre! "Come and get me, Freddy J. Michaels!!!" Check them out and let me know what you think... (Oh yeah, and, as always, I have added the code that you can copy and paste into your blog, myspace page, or comments so that others can get a laugh too!) Check them out and let me know what you think...

Fer Sher!

 The Monkey

 


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February 27, 2008 - Wednesday 

Category: Blogging
As you can tell, I've cleaned up the blog quite a bit and have deleted EVERYTHING that was old. I have been meaning to do it for a long while now and, with me updating my profile and pics, I figured it was the perfect time. So, I have decided to spread some monkey love and humor across the web! No more lame forwards, lengthy questionnaires or flim-flam. Little may you all know, I do have a wicked/twisted/sick side and I am going to use this blog to show it off. Albeit, some stuff may be tasteless or maybe only some of you will "get it", but nevertheless I hope it makes you laugh or at the very least "think"! I am not a politically correct type, so if you are squeamish or sensitive to off-the-cuff humor, then please do not peruse this blog because it will offend you. If you feel the need to voice your offense, then please do so as I am a full supporter of freedom of speech. Just know that deep down inside I could care less. If you feel the need to post these somewhere else, please feel free to use the code below each image only (do not alter it in any way, shape, or form)!

Rock on!

The Monkey

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