In this special edition of Who Forted's online webseries "WTF?", Keith Age, the "Rock and Roll Ghost Hunter", takes us behind the scenes of the latest Booth Brothers movie , "Spooked II : Creepy Kids". Ever wondered how child actors are cast in low budget sci-fi movies? Wonder no more, as Keith gives us a rare inside look at the casting process involved.

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Keep your eyes open for a new sketch featuring none other than Ryan Buell in the coming weeks as we get the release of "Who Forted?" back to a regular schedule.

So we finally got around to getting a new issue of WF out, and it only took like three months. But hey, we have legitimate reasons. A stolen laptop will put a heck of a kink in your plans. Being on the road doesn't help much either.

And hey, it's already been out for like two days. Slacker.

Anyway, we're back at it, and hopefully we can keep some momentum. Check out what we've got for you in the latest issue of the greatest free online paranormal magazine.

- Laguna Beach producers cast new reality show, causes a stampede of hideous middle-aged women. A dude woman wins.

- Gambia locks up over 1,000 witches

- Stick-Men from space terrorize people's back yards

- Iceland's National Elf Service. It actually exists

- An anonymous paranormal "celebrity" spills the beans, but does it matter?

- An X-Man exists. And he's really boring in real life.

- The most hilarious search terms used to find the WF website

- Derek Accorah is really terrible at forseeing the future

- WF announces their first contest!

- Some news about the current WF roadtrip

- Smudging. New age tomfoolery or cunning spiritual tactic?

- WF Reviews "Man of the Mountain" on DVD

- And finally, a brand new video featuring Keith Age and the Booth Brothers


It's all brand new, and it's all in the latest issue of "Who Forted?" - The online paranormal magazine that comes out when it wants to.

CHECK IT OUT

So yeah, we promised that there would be a new issue of Who Forted? out today, but we're going to have to recant that on the account of a few unavoidable acts of God - including the impending destruction of the TAPS Family.

You read that correctly. I won't go into much detail, but I will say that this issue is deserving of an article in and of itself and that is something that we've started devoting our time to covering. We were going to have a bunch of great articles written by some guest contributors, and a nice WFNews update complete with this video of creepy ass walking stick men.

Instead, we're taking care to get the full story on how TAPS, in the last week, has taken to quietly firing and replacing it's TAPS Family managers, and even removing entire teams from their roster without so much as a "why". If you're a TAPS Family team, you might be next. Got some info to add to the story? Drop us a line at whofortedblog(at)gmail(dot)com and we'll include it.

Why are they doing this and what does it have to do with "Collargate"? What does this mean for the TAPS name and the teams tied to it? Who's the inside spy and what does he have to do with internet pedophiles (<-- not a joke)? Stay tuned, dear readers... we'll tell you everything we know as soon as we can.

Love,

GHI and the "Who Forted?" Family

So, as most of you know by now, there hasn't been a new issue of "Who Forted?" out in, oh, a bit over a month. This is due to the big move to Chicago (which we're smack in the middle of..), but a little bit of adaptation (and a new laptop) and we're set to get back to regular updates on the road or off.

After logging back into myspace and checking our email, I've come to one conclusion: damn, did we pick a good time to take a break or what? It doesn't look like we've missed a thing. Never fear, because this Monday WF returns with a jam-packed update on everything relevent to the weird, odd, and unexplained.

Just thought we'd give you a heads up. Keep your eyes peeled to www.whofortedblog.com! - The paranormal magazine for everyone else.

Love,

GHI and the "Who Forted?" Staff

Hey folks,
Just wanted to drop a quick note and let everyone know that we'll be dropping by the GhostDivas Live! tonight to chat with the ladies about, well, whatever comes up (and a little "Who Forted?" too, I'm sure.)

So if you don't have any previous engagements (comeon, we know you, you're available), drop by www.para-x.com tonight at 11PM EST/8PM PST to hang out in the chat and listen to Nick Foust's sexy voice. Touching yourself is not encouraged, but always an option.



Hopefully we'll see you tonight!
 

"Who Forted?" is Back! After a three week break from the scene, the WF writers are back with a jumbo sized update to the free online paranormal magazine that's giving Haunted Times and TAPS Paramag a run for it's money. Literally. Have you seen how desperate they are to sell their $7.00 magazines, lately? In this economy, that's expensive toiletpaper. I guess you just can't beat free, especially when the content is better than the drivel you'd pay for.
So what can you expect in this big update? Allow us to give you a taste:


- Telepathic DNA,

- The psychic children of crazy celebrities

- A TAPS member pulls a Britney Spears, and we've got the pictures

- The possible end of random exorcisms

- Satanic worship on the rise

- GWAR hates Psychic Kids

- Some credible 2012 hysteria via NASA

- Sasquatch conspiracies

- Debt collecting witches

- The Vatican’s secret list of the worst sins ever

- A public relations firm for the paranormal community pops up

- A car thief turns into a goat

- Bri[deleted]ois whines in retard jibberish for two hours

- A weird organism is removed from some guy’s spine


And that's just the news! We've also got:


- An exclusive response to the Paranormal State "Lady Vampire" episode from Dawn, the very mother featured in the episode

- A look at the Dylatov Pass Incident, a little known mystery that baffles everyone to this day

- And an exclusive video that features Bria[deleted]nois forgetting to turn his webcam off after a show. Great stuff.


So what are you waiting for? Head over to whofortedblog.com and get started, we've got some catching up to do.

So we haven't posted an update to "Who Forted?" in three weeks now. Sorry about that. Contrary to popular belief, we were not "sued into oblivion." There's no gag order, there's no payoff, and no one died. I don't know where people come up with this stuff.

In reality, we just needed a break. Trust me. Recovering from the holidays just rolled right into preparing to move to Chicago (oh yeah, we're moving the WF offices to Chicago soon, btw), so that's the real reason for the three week absence. That, and we just bought an XBox 360. Talk about a productivity killer. But now that we've recovered from the busy holidays, packed a few boxes, and beat 'Dead Rising' with the good ending, we're back with somewhat of a vengeance.

SO, this Monday, the 2nd of February, scoot your little behind over to www.whofortedblog.com for a massive, two-page update. There's a jumbo sized news section with nearly double the headlines than usual, a look at a rather perplexing little little incident that no one's been able to figure out since the 50's, an exclusive response to the readers of WF from "Dawn"- the mother from the Paranormal State "Lady Vampire" episode, a look at the future of paranormal television, a review of what could be the best vampire movie ever made, and a video that we've been promising for weeks; you know, the one where Bria[deleted]nois forgets to turn his webcam off after a radio show.

Let me say that the news particularly kicks ass this time around. We've caught a TAPS member with her pants down. And we've got pictures. And they're disgusting.

All that and more, this week in the triumphant return of "Who Forted?" : The Paranormal Magazine for people above a fifth grade reading level. There's always TAPS Paramag for the rest of you.

Another week, another update. What do we have for you this week?

- Thermal imaging of Bigfoot might have been captured
- British people give birth to different colored twins
- A blind guy can still see
- Paranormal State's Gopher isn't invited to the private PRS party... and blames us
- Dan Aykroyd wants to sell you magic vodka
- Plastic surgery for the dead
- Psychic business is booming
- The top 15 quotes from the Georgia Bigfoot hoax
- A brand new ParaNormin comic strip about a popular television show
- And finally, Dana Matthews asks the question, "what did we learn from "collargate?"

Yes, you can be the reader of all that great material for the low, low price of $0.00. Talk about a steal. Visit:

WWW.WHOFORTEDBLOG.COM
while supplies last.

Also, we should mention that tonight, our lovely Dana Matthews will be appearing on WARNING Radio with Bryan, Lu, and Baxter of The Rocky Mountain Paranormal Society and Independent Paranormal. As a reformed paranormal television "star", she's got a lot of great insight into the paranormal TV 'biz that most don't, and she's cute to boot. Check that out tonight at 9EST/6PST at www.warning.info

While you're waiting for that, we also had a good chat with the nice folks over at GhostlyTalk last night. There's a lot of WF talk, we share our opinions and frustrations on the state of the paranormal community, talk a little bit about "WTF?!" (our upcoming independent web series), and more. You can check that out over at the GT archives by visiting www.ghostlytalk.com.

Oh yeah, and we're moving to Chicago soon...have we mentioned that? Look out midwest, GHI has plans for you.

Tonight, starting at 6PM EST, tune into GhostlyTalk to hear one of the most interesting pairings we've ever had as guests on a radio show.

January 4th -

6:30 - 7:00 P.M. EST:

Ex Misfits Singer Michale Graves Joins Us Talk Some Horror Among Other Things....

7:00 - 8:00 P.M. EST:

We Are Pleased To Have Ghost Hunters Inc. Back With Us!!

8:00 - 9:00 P.M. EST:

The ONE & ONLY Dave Brockie Sees In The New Year With Us!!


The Misfits -> GHI -> GWAR. Never would have seen that coming.