Champ, Hero, erm...finished first.... i won! wow...i actually won something cause im a nutbar...

check the link

www.native.tv

go to the competitions page and check it out...yeh, thats my mental touch to their caption competition, going to enjoy them there vouchers, tho what shall i spend them on? ooooooooooo.

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Challenge andy not to kill himself...becuase he has to entertain himself in leicester (for the 4th day running) for a whacking great total of 6/7 hours...yes...seven hours...ive been wondering the town wince 8:30 am! madness...pure fecking madness...in other news the new muse album isnt too bad eh......im in somerfield again! this time in next to the 'crap rack'...you know, the shity shelf where they dump all the out of season crap that they wont sell untill oblivion...for example..we have a 5piece kitchen nylon tool set..ooooo, some nice supagrill lighting fluid and lots of napkins...all for around 99p......

maybe ill drink some of that lightting fluid..best not eh, then i wuldnt get out of here...my trains at 3pm...its now 10am! you work it out...IM GOING INSANE! INSANE! INNNNNNNNNSAAAANE!!!

bye then.

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Humm, so i ended up in leicester..its been an interesting week thus far, finished...well kind of at the old thorpe park..yeh i didnt get the permanent job but maybe this will release me to get of my arse and do something..there issomething called a convienence and that place was swiftly becomming one i say...

so..im in leicester, yeh..bit wierd u all say (who are u all? the pixies?) but still..im up ere cause the misssses has a training week and i fancied a change of scenery and didnt want her to be all alone now..eh, im great i know.

its ok, bit moist and the people have a far away glazed look on their face, dunno why but they might have been in nam some time ago.

whats new in the world..i dunno, currently listening to a kick ass playlist created on my PHAT new iPod, manic st preachers design for life right now, life isnt all bad.

im enjoying the hotel lifestyle..ok its crap, im not enjoying it ok! damm you!!! its an hotel IBIS,which means nothing to me except £15 a pint ale and crisps that are sold next to a surgery so u can remove various parts of you body for medical research to pay for your tab! DO NOT TOUCH THE MINI BAR...

errrr.....anywho, i dont know if its a low point but im sat in a somerfield in a pixie sized internet cafe..they didnt have this kinda shit down at the highlands eh richie when we worked there! (i used to work for the over priced convienience mini market back in the day 98-02) oh that wa spainfull but good things came from it, or so im told..anywho, so here i am next to the hundreds of customers again with a slightly 'you wern't there man' look on their face, bizarre...on te plus side somerfield tuklok sandwich bags ar ejust £1.15 for 60...so swings and roundabouts eh!

if i admitted i missed staines id be lying..but i do kinda miss the flat, mostly cause it houses my bed and my stuff...oh and timmy!

ok im done, creit running low..if u read this then a thought for you...if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our.....

blog out.peace.

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so boogie nights is on, you know that flick about the guy with the huge wang..sure it must have created a whole generation of kids wishing they wanted to be from 1977 too....daddy i want to be a star when i grow up and pound ladies..yeh me too son...humm

works a shit isn't it aswell..its like this year im so fucking lonely, cause thers no babstards to talk too...entertaining hundreds of thousands of people..yay, the rides dont work, the staff dont work..makes me not want to work..so im trying to escape..ha! the job hunt is an interesting one, it seems that we go through this 'education system' and it provides you,well me with a degree that is a usefull to me as a dirty text message phone line ( text bird to 8033) to a blind guy with no ears!

anywho, so job rejection after rejection im stil trying. if your SKY or MTV then give me a job! im actually quite good..really i am. well i passed my 6wk review at tp!

i cant find a fecking replacement pair of trainers for the pair i didn't...definatley didnt wash or get very wet... why dont they do them, why?

interestign that this film (boogie nights) is going on about acting..interesting cause ive never seen mark whalberg act before..remember palet of the apes? hell..the most interesting thing in that was the piece of over priced mould ridden popcorn i choked on!

damm i might be full of negative thought today, but alas i am not.. i like jam for example. tho my girlfriend doesnt so much, not thati smeer it on cake or everthing i can find...(oh this is the bit where heather graham gets her muff out)...interestingly to combine harvester! fantastic, and i bloody missed it due to writing this...grr if only i had sky plus!

erm..obtobolagon thats a twelve seated device that isnt either square or circular. Detonator in other words, basically a 35meter drop tower that sometimes works, firing guests (ha guests...fecking fools..£28 to loose all common scence and normality on entry). i dont know why i invent terminology but it makes the day go by..

i am done, tho i leave thee with one thought

what is chocolate love?

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MUTHA FOOKER..... 3wks....18,000 words....

insanity is me...insanity is me....insanity is me....insanity is me....

McLove.

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Hola...this ones of no particular importance...tho when is any blog, im just wasting time i culd b using more productivly like making sweet pasta..mmm food...anyway i defer...

erm, so the time is apon us, uni is now 3months or less from expriring and what have we learnt...Nothing....

Not the exact result i was looking for, but alas the parentals will forever ask, what are u going to do after uni then? eh?

Did anyone ever answer this question? really...

oh and does cillit bang really make those pennies shine?

You do not understand the words..........NOT TOO SHORT!

damm you all...this happens every time, and the hair's just not gonna last at this rate!

Damm you all!

hey people of this land of makebelieve...sunday night is upon us again, what does that mean tho? a week ending or a fresh start beginning? im not exactly mr pleased right now for some reason, tho im sure this wil b just a rant eh... firstly i got the job...thorpe park rides team leader, and for me thats great news, shows a good progression in a job i didnt really plan to stay in for 3years or so but im loving it...the recent developments in my personal life have been very up and down, more down than anything, u simply dont enjoy things for a while...ok so things are up at the mo, ive met and am meeting people that make me smile and want to go and achieve once again and thats important i need the interaction, simply sitting here jabbering on in 'boredom' isnt enough...'i want to reach the sky but cant find my arms'..this would make sence right now....

anywho...im pretty much ranted out, unilife is bringing me ever closer to breaking point, the 4years of london has brought me very little...yes some developments have had indiffering results on life and im here now because of it etc...

there is a light.....just need to find the batteries.

Im damm happy...dont ask for you will not be told just yet...but i am...

thats not my point tho,....added the latest addition to the 'Solo' series of photographs with myself and paul alexander....

www.54thparallel.co.uk

anywho....basic principle..how bout we fill a room with me...multiple me's......heres the  result.whaddya think???

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Firstly thats figuring...not fingering!..ok...im thinking i probably have untill november to forge myself whilst living in the london area...so far university has been awfull..after the first year anyway and thats not just course related its music too...still anyway..

I want to succeed, im god enough to succeed and all i need are likeminded and talented people...i know this is a great way of findign them and hopefully someone finsing me...if u need a drummer for recording, live, projects or ideas and have the drive commitment and desire to get somewhere without hanging around for the dust to settle then go ahead and get in touch.

im open to anything, the world of music is alive and the industry is slowly kicking into gear.

all else is ok tho....blogger fans...well...almost ok...ill keep u posted..but im exited right now,just need to find the spark to create my fire.

x