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Gender: Female
Age: 63
Sign: Pisces

City: NEW YORK
State: New York
Country: US
Signup Date: 6/24/2007

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November 19, 2009 - Thursday 11:04 PM
How can I block this stupid Stream thing? I really don't care about who's added a bumper sticker...
November 14, 2009 - Saturday 7:39 PM
A little writing advice that was passed on to me and that I pass on to you, for NaNoWriMo, since every Mo is WriMo for me: every scene must serve two out of three purposes.

Exposition, character development or plot advancement. (Backstory can come in under any of these.) Occasionally you can pull off a triple-purpose scene, or indulge yourself in a single-purposer. But two out of three is the Way.

To me, exposition and backstory are two different things, but you may not see them the same way. Exposition is laying big structural story framework (could be past, present or future), while backstory is fill-in parenthetical stuff that is useful and fun, if not necessarily critical to the tale. It's hard to quantify the difference, but I know it when I write it.

The advice has a long pedigree: my first publisher, James Frenkel, passed it on to me when I was writing "The Throne of Scone"; I recently reminded him of it and he said HE'd gotten it from sci-fi author Vernor Vinge, who'd gotten it from someone he couldn't remember. So it's Ancient Tribal Wisdom for sure, being handed down in the ancient tribal style.

Anyway, it's the best piece of writing advice I ever got, and I thank whoever originated it, and I pass it along every chance I get.
November 11, 2009 - Wednesday 7:27 PM
A heartfelt thanking to all who serve or have served in uniform. I may not always agree with the war, but I totally support and admire the warriors, and pray for their safety on the field of battle and their safe return therefrom.

And a special salute to my dad, a POW in WWII, Jim's father the Admiral, my uncles, grandfathers, great-grandfathers, my cousins and my friends.
October 31, 2009 - Saturday 5:54 AM
To my Celtic (and Keltic!) friends, a happy and holy Samhain. May this new year bring us all the desires of our hearts, and thank you for being my friends in this place.
October 24, 2009 - Saturday 4:43 AM

As I’ve mentioned before, I’ve been putting in a lot of rock research time lately on the new series.  Most of it is stuff like looking up did they have microwave ovens in 1967 (they did; they were called Radaranges, brand-new from Amana, I even remember them) and when was Crosby Stills & Nash put together (mid-1968, out of dissolutions of Buffalo Springfield, the Byrds and the Hollies) and who was at the Fillmore East in early December 1969.

But a lot of it is to do with figuring out who my co-protagonist is and what he sounds like.

I already know what he looks like. He’s English, 6-3 or -4, blond hair to his shoulders, no beard then later a beard. Sort of a cross between Keith Urban and the young Michael York as Guthrum the Dane (in “Alfred the Great”) and the adult High King Peter of Narnia in “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” movie. Smart: he graduated from Oxford. Talented: attended London’s Royal Academy of Music and is one of the top five lead guitarists in the world.

When we meet him in the second book, “California Screamin’: Murder at Monterey Pop” (he’s namechecked in “Ungrateful Dead”, with his band Lionheart—Rennie Stride is a big fan, from their earliest, more folk-rocky days), it’s June 1967 and he’s 24 (born 28 September, 1942), and has been playing professionally in England since he was 17. In the last three or four years he’s become a star, but he and the band are not yet on superstar level. And he has a Big Honking Secret which you will have to wait for the third book to find out.

He’s got flaws—fits of moodiness and silence, an explosive temper when he allows himself to indulge it, occasional staggering arrogance—but really he’s pretty well balanced. He has a sense of humor about it all: he doesn’t go in for the usual rock star crapola—no groupies for him (well, a few, but only in his very earliest days, when he was still a teenager), does almost no drugs, hardly ever drinks, doesn’t act out.

 And there was never anyone even REMOTELY like him in rock & roll. Hey, that’s why they call it “fiction”…and I don’t even go for blonds.

His name is Turk Wayland, and he’s the leader/founder/lead guitarist of the hugely successful band Lionheart. Think Cream/early Stones/Yardbirds only with a symphonic and intricate twist, influenced by classic blues and equally classic ur-rock like the Ventures.

After much investigation, I learned lots more stuff about him: he had a year of classical music training at the Royal Academy of Music in London, then was tossed out for incorrigible rocknrolling, which is when he went to Oxford. So very intelligent and very well educated.

But what’s been the most fun is figuring out how he and his band actually sound.

There are six guys in Lionheart: lead guitar, rhythm guitar, bass, keyboards/violin, drums, lead vocal. The band started out more folky than one might expect (a cut on their first album, “Knights of Ghosts and Shadows,” is adapted from “Tom o ’Bedlam’s Song”, “Tom, Tom, the piper’s son” and that poem about “Boys and girls come out to play, the moon is shining bright as day”).

But they rapidly evolve, through exposure to and friendship with early British bluesers like Mayall, Clapton, Keith Richards, people like that, into hard bluesrock with a touch of symphonic psychedelia.

And as I write him, I have found out that I need to hear him. He did lead vocals in the early days, then as he got more into guitar, he switched to backup vocals, then to hardly singing at all onstage.

To get the sound straight, I’ve spent many happy hours listening to old favorites, though of course Turk’s an original. He’s gotten real enough in my head, though, that I can actually see and hear him play,  and I’ve written something like forty-plus songs for Lionheart (well, he helped).

I think he sounds most like John Cipollina of Quicksilver Messenger Service,  legendary yet vastly underappreciated lead guitarist of the ditto/ditto San Francisco band of Dead/Airplane/Big Brother vintage. With a bunch of Clapton thrown in and a lot of other stuff that comes from no one but Turk.

Surprisingly, he doesn’t sound a bit like Jorma Kaukonen and he doesn’t sound a bit like Robby Krieger. Which did surprise me, ‘cause I love their playing and back in the day they were by far my favorite guitarists to listen to (Cipollina was third). But they’re just not Turk.

Listen to Cipollina on the Quicks’ studio version of “Who Do You Love,” heck, the half-hour live version too. That spectacular lead-in is totally Turk.

Turk’s a huge Ventures fan, too, as so many of the first wave of rock guitar studs were. “Pipeline” particularly, but also great stuff like “Walk Don’t Run” and “Apache.” In the real-world timeline, he would have been in a prime place to have been influenced by that sound early on.

There’s also folkier work of his (banjo) on the Black Pig Border Morris’s “Coal Hole Cavalry”, which you can get on iTunes, and I strongly urge you to do so. One of the most beautiful things I’ve ever heard.

As I say, it’s been barrels of fun. In the sixth or seventh book, “Fixin’ to Die: Murder at the Fillmore East,” Lionheart plays Madison Square Garden to wrap up their big tour: a three-hour show with another hour of encores, closing with a twenty-minute medley of “Peggy Sue,” “I’m A-gonna Love You Too”, “Who Do You Love”,  “Not Fade Away” and “Gloria.”

Man, I would KILL to have been at that show…and people do…

Oh, and I’m having famous professional rock and roll guitarist friends vet the tech stuff for me; I don’t want the guitar geeks to march on my house with pitchforks and torches.

And, as part of the writing process, as I do for Rennie and indeed all my characters, I give Turk stuff.  First he wanted my tooled leather duffel bag that I bought at Woodstock, big stiff latigo leather thing, weighs a ton; then he started eyeing Jim’s huge turquoise and silver Navajo bracelet and funky leather briefcase and cocoa shearling coat. All of which he got. (Well, Jim’s not using any of it—and I’ve got plenty of luggage…)

Then Rennie got into the act: she wanted to make him (more correctly, wanted me to make him) a couple of strings of beads, which I did, and there was a heavy silver Chrome Hearts-style ID bracelet with a lion on the clasp that she gave him as a gig gift for the Whisky show in the third book. (He reciprocates, of course. He gave Rennie some very handsome stuff, which she’s nice enough to let me borrow…)

I drew the line at the gold-plated Strat and the black Porsche convertible, though. Fictional characters should only be allowed to demand so much. I think he understands. Not sure Rennie does, though: she wants Turk to give her some diamond bracelets…and I’m sorry to say he has…

 

October 17, 2009 - Saturday 3:39 AM
I will NOT friend people who don't send me an introductory email before demanding to be friended. I will mark you as spam and delete you.

If you don't have the courtesy or the interest to read the rules posted at the head of the blog, and to comply with them, then you're not going to be friended here.

Nor will you be friended if you use stupid textspeak or poor grammar or spelling.

That's all.
October 10, 2009 - Saturday 2:55 AM
I am absolutely crippled with laughter at the sight of assorted slot-mouthed lipless right-wing nutjobs foaming like rabid lemurs at the fact of President Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize.

Oooooh, the grapes are so very very sour today! Because never in the entire span of a million trillion billion universes would their little Shrub have gotten one of his very own.

Indeed, even his daddy couldn't buy him one. Oh my paws and whiskers, the utter stinging squealing chagrin of it all! Just open wide and take it, Bushbaby and company...it's good for you! And delicious for the rest of us to watch and be entertained by.

Can't you just see those little rosebud lips of his pucker up like an anus being approached by, say, a red-hot poker, like King Edward II? Yes, you can! And I bet it hurts even more! He's having a hissy fit all over Crawford, Texas! I can feel the tremors from here as he stamps his tiny feet! Oh, the horror! Oh, the spite! And he's passing all this on like a case of the cosmic crabs to Rush and all the other little Repugsluts.

Not that they needed his inspiration to begin with, doing quite enough of that sort of thing on their own. Let 'em tear their hair plugs out! I'm sitting here with my feet up eating bon-bons and watching with delight and righteous glee.

But I'm not really surprised. These, yea verily, are the very same people who only LAST week were dancing up and down, pogo'ing in delight to see America "lose" the Olympics and putting the blame on Bam. HUH??? They're GLAD when things don't go their own country's way? And that's patriotic HOW?

Well then, they should be freakin' ECSTATIC about the wars (Bush), the economy (Bush), unemployment and job loss (BUSHBUSHBUSHBUSHBUSH). But no. Somehow, through magical Republican-white-male-Christian-rightwing "thinking", all that gets displaced to Obama...amazing how these toads can contort themselves into such positions.

And yet they're the ones who go on and on about "Bush derangement": "Oh you just say those bad things 'cause you don't like him for no reason", as Rachel Maddow points out in an excellent piece now on YouTube. What about Obama derangement, you repellent worms?
But they'll never see the beam in their own eye, just the mote in their neighbor's...that's from the Bible, so it MUST be true.

Oh, and they're the same people who aren't gonna let their kids get vaccinated against swine flu and actually TAKE THEIR KIDS TO SWINE FLU PARTIES so they can catch it and be "naturally immunized." Yeah, sure, Einstein, if your kids don't DIE OF IT.

Pity the parents can't die instead, but then they've already bred and reproduced, so perhaps this is the only way to chlorinate the gene pool. But children, even those of proven moron dirtbags, dead of swine flu is something I'm not eager to see, though...and I won't be gloating when it happens.

And, and, and they're the ones who bravely assert that they're not going to cooperate with the census! Wow, what a bold stand! So...that means they won't be officially counted as American citizens (which I, personally, don't think they are anyway), which means they won't be added into the representational mix, which means they'll have fewer people in Congress...oh, right, okay, yeah, I can live with that. Carry on.

So there's a Nobel laureate in the White House tonight, and that makes me glad. Okay, maybe it IS a bit premature, but so what? So was Desmond Tutu's: apartheid didn't fall for TEN YEARS after he got his NPP for trying to get rid of it. And lots of other people who got the Prize are in the same situation. So that dog won't hunt.

I consider this a big, giant-sized "FUCK YOU GEORGE W. BUSH, FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS!" wafted our way by the civilized side of the world. It could only be better if it came covered with chocolate sauce and fresh raspberries...

As for the turning-blue, breath-holding, foot-stomping hordes, if we can't watch them explode like shattered croissants, can't we just beam them off to a nice distant planet somewhere? Failing the Rapture they're all so breathlessly anticipating, of course...
October 8, 2009 - Thursday 7:12 AM
Dear Mr. Jobs,
 
A question: Do you have real human beings testing next-gneration hardware? Because I think you can't possibly, given the idiotic design of the 3rd-generation iPod shuffle, and I just want to suggest that you review your hiring practices and perhaps try to avoid employing Martians, or praying mantises, with tiny thin fingers unknown in genuine human circles.
 
Just a thought. Because the damn new Shuffle doesn't work for REAL PEOPLE.
 
Sure, it looks pretty. But? The thing is stupidly impossible. Whatever alleged genius (oh, and I'm a real one, by the way: Mensa!) thought of putting the volume controls on the EARPHONE WIRE should be tarred and feathered and run out of town. Any town. Why do you people always think smaller is better? Pretty soon the thing will be the size of a paramecium, and then only bats will be able to hear it.
 
I can't see what I'm doing when I try to use the controls, the clicks don't work (I still can't select a playlist) and every time I try to adjust the volume or click to the next song, I pull the ear bud out of my ears. I have to keep my hand up next to my face ALL THE TIME when I'm listening, and MY ARM GETS TIRED and if my carpal tunnel syndrome comes back because of all the damn clicks I'm sending Apple my medical bills. Or my carpals.
 
Frankly,  I'm about ready to stomp it to smithereens, and perhaps its designer along with it, and I've only had it a few days. Why can't you ask REAL PEOPLE for input on these things? We're the ones who actually use them, us old hippie Luddites who are dumbsquizzled by the glitter of this amazing brave new world that lets us put every song we ever loved, from 1955 to 1977 or so, onto this tiny little thing. Why are you betraying us? I'd be happy to volunteer as a tester...
 
And WHYWHYWHY do you people insist on tinkering with PERFECTLY GOOD THINGS? I absolutely loved my silver 2nd-generation Shuffle. I wept when it died last week. I love my Classic, which holds everything and looks spiffy doing it. I loved my beautiful silver Mini, until that too died, and started me on this death spiral of decreasing iPod happiness.
 
But the new Shuffle? Nothing but hot steaming buckets of hatred.
 
I could take the 2-gen Shuffle to the gym, and click merrily away with it attached to the bottom of my Flllmore East t-shirt or the top of my Donna Karan workout pants. I could fall asleep listening to it, clicking through Sixties classics. I could sit at the laptop with it singing happily in my ears, as I write my most recent books.
 
But now? All I want to do to this malignantly designed piece of utter crap is beat it to death with a hammer, then pour lighter fluid on it and set it on fire, following Mr. Hendrix's fine example.
But perhaps that is your goal. So that people continue to buy new ones. Well, bucko, I'm on to your little scheme.
 
Or do you just do it to torture people? Goal achieved, then. I love iTunes (I've spent more on it than on all my iPods put together). I love my iPods, as I've said. But you're making it very, very difficult. And I'm very cross about it indeed.
 
 
Best regards,
 
Patricia Morrison
September 28, 2009 - Monday 6:05 AM

 


 


 

To Turk Wayland...who'd be (if he weren't a fictional rock star) 67 today...September 28, 1942. And he'd still be playing...
September 24, 2009 - Thursday 7:05 PM
It's National Punctuation Day, and Conanne the Grammarian celebrates!

She saddles up her fiery steed, Ellipsis, and raises high her terrible swift sword that is called Editrix, and rides off to bring down vengeance and punishment on all who offend and abuse apostrophes and commas and other such helpless victims of the carelessly subliterate.

Onward!
September 22, 2009 - Tuesday 7:12 PM
Or Mabon, or Autumn Equinox, or Michaelmas, or Harvest Home, or whatever you want to call it...it's FALL and it's HERE!

Also...it's Bilbo and Frodo's Birthday! Mathoms for all!

Which means that tonight I set out on my annual fall reading of The Book. Up to Rivendell, I like to keep daily pace with the travelers; after that, I just read.

And eat appropriately, of course. So some nice crispy bacon and taters are in my future...
September 20, 2009 - Sunday 10:32 PM

Check it out! I am so flattered and honored, not to mention crippled with laughter, to be included in the Doors listing here.

However, I'm not "a devout Wiccan witch". Though I am certainly devout, I'm a devout Celtic Pagan priestess.

I just LOVE it that the thing that gets the Doors on the list is ME! What about "Mother, I want to..."??

And I never played with the Doors, either, so I really shouldn't be there except by association. (What, you didn't catch me sitting in with them on tambourine and tuba? At the same time??)

Or perhaps they think Jim and I are the same person: so hard to tell those longhaired boys from those longhaired girls...

And don't miss Jimmy Page and his Satanic decorator!
September 13, 2009 - Sunday 2:23 AM

Maureen Dowd in the NYTimes...and I'm really wondering if she's right...



September 13, 2009
....Op-Ed Columnist

....Boy, Oh, Boy

........

The normally nonchalant Barack Obama looked nonplussed, as Nancy Pelosi glowered behind.
Surrounded by middle-aged white guys — a sepia snapshot of the days when such pols ran Washington like their own men’s club — Joe Wilson yelled “You lie!” at a president who didn’t.

But, fair or not, what I heard was an unspoken word in the air: You lie, boy!

The outburst was unexpected from a milquetoast Republican backbencher from South Carolina who had attracted little media attention. Now it has made him an overnight right-wing hero, inspiring “You lie!” bumper stickers and T-shirts.

The congressman, we learned, belonged to the Sons of Confederate Veterans, led a 2000 campaign to keep the Confederate flag waving above South Carolina’s state Capitol and denounced as a “smear” the true claim of a black woman that she was the daughter of Strom Thurmond, the ’48 segregationist candidate for president. Wilson clearly did not like being lectured and even rebuked by the brainy black president presiding over the majestic chamber.

I’ve been loath to admit that the shrieking lunacy of the summer — the frantic efforts to paint our first black president as the Other, a foreigner, socialist, fascist, Marxist, racist, Commie, Nazi; a cad who would snuff old people; a snake who would indoctrinate kids — had much to do with race.

I tended to agree with some Obama advisers that Democratic presidents typically have provoked a frothing response from paranoids — from Father Coughlin against F.D.R. to Joe McCarthy against Truman to the John Birchers against J.F.K. and the vast right-wing conspiracy against Bill Clinton.

But Wilson’s shocking disrespect for the office of the president — no Democrat ever shouted “liar” at W. when he was hawking a fake case for war in Iraq — convinced me: Some people just can’t believe a black man is president and will never accept it.

“A lot of these outbursts have to do with delegitimizing him as a president,” said Congressman Jim Clyburn, a senior member of the South Carolina delegation. Clyburn, the man who called out Bill Clinton on his racially tinged attacks on Obama in the primary, pushed Pelosi to pursue a formal resolution chastising Wilson.

“In South Carolina politics, I learned that the olive branch works very seldom,” he said. “You have to come at these things from a position of strength. My father used to say, ‘Son, always remember that silence gives consent.’ ”

Barry Obama of the post-’60s Hawaiian ’hood did not live through the major racial struggles in American history. Maybe he had a problem relating to his white basketball coach or catching a cab in New York, but he never got beaten up for being black.

Now he’s at the center of a period of racial turbulence sparked by his ascension. Even if he and the coterie of white male advisers around him don’t choose to openly acknowledge it, this president is the ultimate civil rights figure — a black man whose legitimacy is constantly challenged by a loco fringe.

For two centuries, the South has feared a takeover by blacks or the feds. In Obama, they have both.

The state that fired the first shot of the Civil War has now given us this: Senator Jim DeMint exhorted conservatives to “break” the president by upending his health care plan. Rusty DePass, a G.O.P. activist, said that a gorilla that escaped from a zoo was “just one of Michelle’s ancestors.” Lovelorn Mark Sanford tried to refuse the president’s stimulus money. And now Joe Wilson.

“A good many people in South Carolina really reject the notion that we’re part of the union,” said Don Fowler, the former Democratic Party chief who teaches politics at the University of South Carolina. He observed that when slavery was destroyed by outside forces and segregation was undone by civil rights leaders and Congress, it bred xenophobia.

“We have a lot of people who really think that the world’s against us,” Fowler said, “so when things don’t happen the way we like them to, we blame outsiders.” He said a state legislator not long ago tried to pass a bill to nullify any federal legislation with which South Carolinians didn’t agree. Shades of John C. Calhoun!

It may be President Obama’s very air of elegance and erudition that raises hackles in some. “My father used to say to me, ‘Boy, don’t get above your raising,’ ” Fowler said. “Some people are prejudiced anyway, and then they look at his education and mannerisms and get more angry at him.”

Clyburn had a warning for Obama advisers who want to forgive Wilson, ignore the ignorant outbursts and move on: “They’re going to have to develop ways in this White House to deal with things and not let them fester out there. Otherwise, they’ll see numbers moving in the wrong direction.”
....

September 11, 2009 - Friday 4:51 PM
Remember, people: Men of science walked on the moon; men of faith stole airplanes and flew them into buildings.

Never forget.
September 3, 2009 - Thursday 7:34 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/03/books/03abroad.html


Interesting..but what a pig that Oxfam guy is...